I decided to leave a note under a rag they left on the floor. Let’s see if they find it. It’s been a week already.

Top 2: The average cat’s reaction time is approximately 20-70 milliseconds, which is faster than the average snake’s reaction time, 44-70 milliseconds.

Top 3: Comunism

Top 4: I told my wife that Rupert Murdoch’s chin disturbed me. She replied to me with this.

Top 5: I guess divorce parties are a thing now?