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Top 10 Meals That Gamers Enjoy

Written by Aaron R.

Gamers are a very busy bunch; there isn’t much that can be squeezed into our busy schedule. There are a few things we have to squeeze in though; toilet breaks, drink breaks and of course meal breaks. So what makes a good gamer meal? Well we have to enjoy it so taste is important, and it can’t cut too much into our game time so it must be quick to prepare.

You don’t have to be a Hell’s Kitchen contestant to prepare these meals; they are quick, easy and delicious. Here is the Koku Gamer: Top Ten Meals For Gamers.

10. Peanut Butter And Jelly Sandwich

It doesn’t have to be Peanut Butter and Jelly; it could be any variety of sandwiches. Usually the first thing that pops into your mind when thinking of something quick to eat is a sandwich. These are simple to prepare and handy when you’re in a rush. While it may be lacking in terms of culinary status nothing has been consumed more than the humble sandwich. It deserves a spot in the Top 10 simply because everyone eats them and eats them often.

9. Meat Pies

Yes, it’s true. Meat pies exist. While not too popular in the USA, Meat Pies are a delicacy in other parts of the world and are almost considered a staple diet in countries like New Zealand and Australia. With varieties varying from Steak and Mushroom to Bacon and Egg, Meat Pies are also very cheap. All that is required is 2 minutes in the microwave and voila! Hot steaming Meat Pie ready to eat!

8. Nachos

This is one of the quickest meals to prepare. Just get some Doritos throw some cheese on top of them, throw it in the microwave for about 45 seconds and you have hot steamy Nachos. Throw some salsa on top and you have a tasty meal ready to go. A fan favorite since the beginning of time, gamers craving a savory treat will find no substitute that satisfies quite like Nachos.

7. Pop Corn

Pop Corn is more of a cinema food, but heck if you’re playing Metal Gear Solid 4 why not throw some Pop Corn in the microwave and enjoy the cut scenes? With games moving more towards a cinematic experience Pop Corn is not only easy to prepare but is delicious too. Just a few minutes in the microwave or even on the stove and your Pop Corn is ready to eat.

6. Ramen Noodles

Not to be confused with the restaurant variety Ramen, or instant noodles, are one of the quickest and easiest meals to prepare. You have more chance burning water than you have of stuffing up Ramen noodles. Just add hot water and flavoring and you’re done. Let sit for two minutes while you beat some noob at Street Fighter 4 and your meal is hot ready to go. With flavors varying from country to country Ramen noodles are a fan favorite everywhere around the world.

5. Pop Tarts

Whoever invented Pop Tarts is a genius. You just pop them in your toaster and presto, hot food ready to go. Pop Tarts come in a wide range of varieties like frosted, unfrosted, splitz and limited editions and flavors like Blueberry muffin, Vanilla Milkshake and Hot Fudge Sundae. If you have a toaster handy Pop Tarts are a must have. When it’s late at night and you need a sugar fix to keep awake while playing Call Of Duty 4, a Pop Tart hits the spot. If you’re craving something sweet Pop Tarts are hard to beat.

4. Hot Pockets

How could you have a Top 10 Gamer Meals without Hot Pockets? Even in South Park’s “Make Love, Not Warcraft” episode they kept a microwave oven close to their computers to constantly eat them. With Hot Pockets coming in Breakfast, Lunch and Dinner varieties you could easily stock up on these little bad boys. With more than enough variety between them Hot Pockets never get old. With their ingenious crisping sleeve and wide variety of flavors, Hot Pockets are considered by some “The Gamer Food.”

3. Mac ‘n’ Cheese

Mac ‘n’ Cheese is amazing. The first time I tried it I was a little skeptical; I am a massive fan of traditional Macaroni and Cheese. For me packaged food doesn’t substitute real food very well. However one mouthful and I was converted. This is the best microwave prepared meal you can get. You can even add your own little things to it to give it that customized flavour. As long as you have Mac ‘n’ Cheese in your cupboard you would be hard pressed to find a more convenient food. Kraft are on to a real winner with this one. Gamers around the world are forever grateful for Mac ‘n’ Cheese.

2. Indomie Mi-Goreng Noodles

While still technically instant noodles this variety, Indomie Mi-Goreng, is by far the best available to the consumer. They are so good they deserve their own spot in the Top 10. It requires a little more preparation than other kinds but the end result is worth it. With spicy chilly, soy sauce, fried onion and flavoring to boot this is a staple food of anyone who lives life on a busy schedule. Instant noodles have never tasted so good, and most likely never will. Quick to prepare and absolutely delightful, a box of Mi-Goreng noodles will never look out of place in a gamer kitchen.

1. Last Night’s Pizza

Could there be anything better? I wanted Mi-Goreng noodles to be number 1, but I couldn’t bring myself to do it. Why is that? Because last night’s pizza is so freaking delicious and easy to prepare that nothing can beat it out.  It can be from your local Pizza Parlor or even from Pizza Hut. It doesn’t matter because it is all good. One piece of pizza requires about 40 seconds to microwave and you can enjoy everything you enjoyed about it the night before. This is the ultimate gamer food.

While certainly not endorsed by health boards around the world, this list was compiled together on the grounds of taste, preparation and convenience. Koku Gamer encourages gamers to exercise regularly and we don’t mean just your fingers. Diet and regular exercise contribute to a healthy lifestyle,meaning more time spent playing video games.

What foods do you normally consume while playing or between breaks?  Comment below no registration required to comment.

Special Mention to “Queenmom” for coming up with the idea.

5 Secrets Restaurants Don’t Want You to Know

Written by Gwendolen Fairfax

Five Secrets Restaurants Don't Want You to Know

Who doesn’t love eating out? It’s great not to have to cook for yourself, but it can also be anxiety-inducing to think about someone else cooking for you. Just what happened to the food before it arrived on our table? Was the meat handled correctly? Did the cook wash his hands? Frankly, some of the common practices of the food service industry might surprise the average customer. I talked to some seasoned industry professionals to discover what words of wisdom they had about the behind the scenes at their favorite spot. It’s helpful advice, but best not to read on a full stomach. 

1. Don’t Be the Last Table of the Night
Most servers complain about the party who walks in at five minutes ’til closing time, but what makes late-night dining ill-advised isn’t the inconvenience. Besides being a pain, it’s doubtful that the food will be very good. By the end of the night, the kitchen is in full clean-up mode, so entrees are more likely to be haphazardly thrown together than carefully prepared. They’re using ingredients that were prepped hours ago, and cooking them in ovens or fryers that contain the accumulated buildup of an entire night’s service. Sometimes chefs cook and clean at the same time, increasing the likelihood of your steak being sprayed with drain cleaner or particulates from the bleach they’re using to mop the floor. Photo: Cedric’s Pics (cc)

2. Vermin Happen
Any place where food is stored is going to attract pests, and in large cities with older infrastructure (like Boston or New York), vermin are simply an unpleasant fact. Most restaurants battle against it every day, but it’s inevitable that sometimes customers are going to see a roach or a rat. Rare is the restaurant where they’re not at least an occasional problem. Even clean restaurants can attract pests, so seeing one isn’t an indictment against the restaurant’s cleanliness. Usually, if it doesn’t seem like the kind of place that would have bug problems, it’s probably a more-or-less isolated incident. Sadly, though, there are indeed restaurants where the pests seem right at home. Ben, from New York, says, “Customers should try not to freak out if they see something, and if they can subtly point it out to a manager or server, they’ll probably get a freebie or two.” Photo: Big Fat Rat (cc)

3. Be Wary of Fish
Although a restaurant might list a given fish on its menu, there’s no guarantee that the snapper listed on the menu isn’t a cheaper fish like tilapia. It’s not always the restaurant’s fault, as seafood distributors do most of the mislabeling. Unfortunately, restaurants themselves do engage in fishy business, like selling endangered or threatened species like bluefin tuna or Chilean sea bass under different names like “toro.” Most customers don’t even know the difference.


Very rarely do restaurants get food deliveries on the weekend, so anything served on Sunday night has probably been in the cooler for a few days at least, and might not be at the peak of freshness. Ben*, the former manager of a restaurant in New York, says, “Be wary of anything that needs to be very fresh on a Sunday, especially fish. Probably best to stay away entirely from a Sunday fish special.” Putting things on special is how many restaurants clear out merchandise that would otherwise go bad. A weekend fish special is basically saying, “Please eat this today because we can’t sell it tomorrow.” Photo: John and Keturah (cc)

4. Hygiene Isn’t Perfect
Most restaurants have high cleanliness standards, but truthfully, sanitation isn’t always perfect. “The kitchen can be a gross place,” says Angie, a pastry chef in San Francisco. “I have seen servers and chefs come back from the bathroom or a cigarette break, not wash their hands, and go back to handling food.” Restaurants are busy places, and many times the workers just don’t take the time to be sanitary. Although state boards of health set strict rules for restaurants, some rules (like wearing gloves) are only followed on inspection day, because following them all the time would slow down production. The truth is that chefs handle food with their bare hands, bartenders touch your garnish after wiping down the bar, and servers are touching menus and utensils used by other patrons without washing their hands in between tables. Also, if it’s flu season, you can be sure that at least a few employees on duty will be sick. Since restaurant employees aren’t usually paid for sick time, they have no choice but to come to work when they’re ill, no matter how sniffly or sneezy they might be. Image: Stewf (cc)

Of course, not all restaurants are cesspools of filth. As a general rule, cleanliness depends on the standards set by the owner, and high-end or family-owned restaurants tend to have better hygiene than chain restaurants or diners, because the owners have more personal accountability and a reputation to preserve. To gauge a restaurant’s cleanliness, look around the dining room. If the ketchup bottles have crusted nozzles, the bathroom is foul, or the floor looks like it hasn’t been swept all week, chances are that the kitchen is a reflection of those same standards. Restaurants with high standards pay attention to small details.

5. Don’t Look Behind the Scenes
I once worked in a restaurant where the service stations were in view of the customers, and many people were shocked at some of the tasks we performed. We refilled the ketchup bottles from a giant plastic bladder, dirty buspans were stored next to fresh food, and the floor was covered in debris. What they witnessed wasn’t criminal or negligent; it was just part of the inner workings of a restaurant, which can be shocking for someone who’s never worked in one. Sometimes it’s better to stay in the dark, so if you have the chance to peek into the kitchen or the staff-only area, don’t.

Once your food is in front of you, don’t let it out of your sight, because you never know what could happen to it. When entrees are boxed up to go or sent to the kitchen to be cooked further, sometimes the staff cuts corners. Kim, a former server and bartender from New York, advises, “Always wrap up your own food. I’ve seen too many pizzas picked out of the garbage and breadsticks roll under the counters.” Photo: FlySi (cc)

It’s easy to feel squeamish about restaurants because they prepare our food, and we feel like even the smallest infraction could potentially endanger our health. While some restaurant stories disgust or repulse, the uneventful truth is that most restaurants are highly professional establishments that just want to serve good food and make their customers happy. Outrageous displays of bad hygiene are the exception, not the rule, and customers should feel totally confident when eating out. Just be sure to check the ketchup and carpets first.

*Names have been changed

How 20 Popular Websites Looked When They Launched

Collected by telegraph

Remember the days when the word Google was not interchangeable with internet? Or when every site seemed to have a Netscape icon on it? Or when Flash was still something you cleaned your floor with? Then you were clearly using the web in the mid to late 1990s when pages were rudimentary affairs containing lists of links and information.

Thanks to the waybackmachine internet archive, we’re still able to see some of the Web 1.0 and Web 2.0 pioneers looked in their earliest incarnations.

 

1. google.com – launched in 1996

2. facebook.com – launched in 2004

3. myspace.com – launched in 2003

4. yahoo.com – launched in 1994

5. youtube.com – launched in 2005

6. wikipedia.org – launched in 2001

7. msn.com – launched in 1995

8. apple.com – launched in 1987 (screenshot from 1996)

 

9. drudgereport.com – launched in 1997

10. amazon.com – launched in 1995

11. twitter.com – launched in 2006

12. whitehouse.gov – launched in 1994

13. craigslist.org – launched in 1995

14. nytimes.com – launched in 1995

15. news.bbc.co.uk – launched in 1997

16. dell.com – launched in 1996

17. friendsreunited.com – launched in 2000

18. telegraph.co.uk – launched in 1994

19. blogger.com – launched in 1999

20. flickr.com – launched in 2004

The Article Cash4Gold Doesn’t Want You To Read

Written by Ben Popken and Meg Marco

If you have any broken, ugly jewelry lying around in a drawer somewhere, you’ve probably taken notice of a company called Cash4Gold that promised to pay “top dollar” for your not-so-precious precious metals. If you’re like us, you might have even seen a post on ComplaintsBoard.com by a former employee exposing Cash4Gold.

The whistleblower’s post appeared on ComplaintsBoard last November. We featured it this February, as part of our ongoing coverage of Cash4Gold, after the company raised its public profile with a multi-million dollar Super Bowl ad. The post was indeed written by an ex-employee, Michele Liberis, who is now being sued by the company for defamation. Recently, Cash4Gold added Consumerist and ComplaintsBoard as co-defendants in its lawsuits (PDF) against Liberis and another former employee, Vielka Nephew (PDF), in an attempt to force us to take the information down. Liberis and Nephew have chosen to stand up to Cash4Gold’s legal attack, and so have we.

We believe citizens, consumers, and employees should be able to exercise their free-speech rights online โ€“ and journalists should be able to report on those efforts โ€“ without fear of intimidation. That belief is at the core of what makes Consumerist tick. And it’s what keeps the internet from being just a brochure with hyperlinks. Below, more about this episode and what goes on behind the public faรงade of a company that bills itself as “World’s #1 Gold Buyer.”

Why did Michele Liberis โ€“ a 28-year-old single mother of two โ€“ decide to blow the whistle on a company that has a history of taking actions to silence its critics? It all started last fall when she learned that a friend was considering selling some jewelry to Cash4Gold. As it happened, Liberis had recently been fired from her job in the customer service department with the Pompano Beach, FL-based company. In its lawsuit against her, the company says she was fired in part due to “chronic absenteeism without adequate excuse” and a “disruptive attitude.” Liberis says the only blemish on her record that she is aware of is that she parked in a reserved area on one occasion. Whatever the case, while there from early June to early October 2008, she got a first-hand look at how the company manages to pay customers a fraction of what their gold is worth and Liberis wanted to help her friend avoid what she saw as a mistake. As she told Consumerist:

“She [the friend] knew something was odd but it just sounded so good โ€ฆ When I sat down and told her everything that we did, you know, it was like, โ€˜Wow.’ Like, she would have never thought, you know. So I was like, “Well, if she would have never thought, who else? Who else would have never thought?”

That’s when she discovered ComplaintsBoard, a Web site that specializes in hosting consumer beefs.

“I thought this was a fair site, you know, for me to write down what I need to write down on what I know โ€ฆ I’m not a blogger, I’ve never blogged. I didn’t even think what I was doing was blogging. I just kinda did it because it’s a place where you could put your complaints. So I wrote down everything I did and I saw.”

We were unaware of the post when it went up, but Cash4Gold was already on our radar. We wrote about them in October, after Rob Cockerham’s Cockeyed blog posted an item about Cash4Gold offering an individual $60 for gold that a local pawnshop valued at $198. When the gold owner called Cash4Gold to complain, the company rep immediately nearly tripled the offer to $178.

A few weeks afterwards, Cockerham got two emails from a marketing consultant working with Cash4Gold. The consultant wanted to know if Cockerham would agree to a “financial arrangement” to “de-optimize” his post so it wouldn’t appear so high on Google – or just take the post down for “a few thousand dollars.” Cockerham didn’t take the consultant up on the offer, but did post both emails on his site. Various media outlets, including ours, ran the story.

Cash4Gold’s previous tv ad

Back then, Cash4Gold was just another company promoting deals of dubious value on late-night TV and the Web. That all changed in February, when Cash4Gold ran a 30-second commercial on the Super Bowl. The ad, reported to have cost $2.4 million, featured M.C. Hammer and the late Ed McMahon. The two celebs appeared to sell off valuables, including a solid gold toilet, to make ends meet. Gold fetched over $900 an ounce at the time, and the ad attracted public and media attention.

Cash4Gold’s Super Bowl Ad

The day after the game, we found Michele Liberis’ anonymous whistleblower post. Liberis’ allegations were detailed enough to be credible. Moreover, they were supported by a pattern of statements about the company that could be found on the Internet and in the media, ranging from low-ball offers with little time to respond to allegations of lost jewelry. For example, in one report by an ABC affiliate from November 2008, a reporter said she waited two weeks to get a Cash4Gold check, and then got the company to nearly triple its original offer. The final offer was still less than half of what the reporter said a local pawn shop offered her. We felt Liberis’ post was newsworthy, and we published it under the headline “10 Confessions of a Cash4Gold Employee.”

We weren’t the only news organization with questions about Cash4Gold. In February, the Los Angeles Times published a report titled “Beneath Cash4Gold.com’s shiny veneer, a dull reality.” Yahoo! Tech warned readers that Cash4Gold customers are likely “getting the short end of the stick.” In March, CEO Jeff Aronson told ABC’s Good Morning America that Cash4Gold was a “service business” that doesn’t pay the highest price for gold but offers “convenience and ease.”

Less than two weeks after we ran Liberis’ anonymous “10 Confessions,” we received our first letter from the company’s lawyers. (The company also sent letters to Yahoo!, the LA Times and reportedly a number of blogs โ€“ including some that had linked to or referenced Liberis’ post.) The letter to us asserted that the post by Liberis was “false and defamatory” and that we should “immediately remove” our coverage of it, and “block further posting.”

We decided not to remove the post, and instead replied with a 2,400-word request for additional details that might back up Cash4Gold’s claims. Reason: we felt that killing a post we deemed to be both credible and newsworthy would be a disservice to our readers and a betrayal of our responsibility as consumer journalists.

In that letter, and in several follow ups, we’ve asked Cash4Gold and its lawyers for evidence to support their broad assertions of falsehood. We’ve also lauded the company for starting its own blog, and pushed it to continue to join “the public debate” about these issues.

Instead, Cash4Gold has pursued a take-no-prisoners approach against Liberis and her former colleague Nephew. The company sued both women, who, until recently, had no legal representation. Both now await the outcome of court cases that could lead to escalating fines and perhaps even jail time based on contempt charges. For our part, we’ve continued to research the story. Since Cash4Gold’s original challenge, we’ve talked to Liberis and Nephew, Cash4Gold customers, the Better Business Bureau, the Pompano Beach fire department and the U.S. Postal Service, among others. We’ve dug through numerous web sites, legal documents, complaints to the Florida Attorney General and public records. We’ve also tried to interview Cash4Gold’s Aronson, though without success. Bottom line: the available evidence from the time Liberis was working at Cash4Gold provides ample and compelling support for her 10 points. Here’s why.

LET’S MAKE A DEAL

To understand the basic deal that Cash4Gold offers, we turned to Consumer Reports’ “mystery shoppers” โ€“ the nationwide team of anonymous consumers who help buy the gear that our parent company tests. The mystery shoppers sent 24 identical gold pendants and chains to Cash4Gold and some of its national competitors. The necklaces were purchased for $175 each. We calculated their “melt value” โ€“ meaning how much the raw gold was worth โ€“ as about $70 each, based on the market price for gold when the necklaces were received by the companies (during the test period, the price of gold fluctuated, but never dropped below $900 an ounce).

Our tests โ€“ which lasted from May through early July โ€“ found that Cash4Gold and its competitors offered simple and relatively transparent service. Online tracking systems were updated promptly, the companies generally mailed out checks within a day or two, and customer service reps were courteous and professional. The actual offers, however, were miserly. Cash4Gold sent back checks ranging from $7.60 to $12.72 (or 11% to 18% of melt value), the lowest amounts of any firm. But others weren’t far behind: GoldKit offered $7.81 to $20.59, and GoldPaq $8.22 to $13.11. Each of those deals was worse than what our mystery shoppers could get at local jewelers and pawn shops, which offered anywhere from $25 to $50. The results reinforce advice we’ve offered before, which is that consumers should not use these highly marketed services because the payments they offer are too low. No matter how nice the person is who gives it to you, a bad deal is still a bad deal.

Cash4Gold declined to discuss the test results, but other news reports suggest lowball checks are typical. CEO Aronson has said the company pays from as little as 20% to as much as 80% of the gold’s value. And in an interview with Good Morning America, he suggested that customers who want more money should take their business elsewhere. “If all you care about is the net dollar, and you’re willing to go to the seedy part of town, and you’re willing to travel around … I want you to go there,” Aronson said.

Nightline interviews Cash4Gold CEO Jeff Aronson

All this stands in contrast to Cash4Gold’s advertising claims. While its website acknowledges that a jeweler or a pawn shop might offer more, one TV ad boasts “With gold, silver and platinum at their highest value in decades, Cash4Gold.com is able to give you top dollar for your unwanted jewelry.” The same ad goes on: “Because we own our refinery, we can cut out the middleman, which means more cash in your pocket.” But we have trouble squaring that “top dollar” claim with the offers we got, suggesting that Liberis was justified in warning her friend โ€“ and alerting the internet.

THE CONFESSIONS RING TRUE

We also delved into Liberis’ specific allegations. At one point, for example, her post asserted that Cash4Gold “was temporarily closed recently due to health and code violations.” In its blog, Cash4Gold says this is “entirely false.” Yet a check with the Pompano Beach Fire Prevention Bureau turned up numerous citations (PDF) at Aronson’s business location at 1701 Blount Rd., where Liberis worked. These included having no fire alarm system, fire extinguisher violations, blocked exits, exposed wiring, compressed gas cylinder violations, and items stored too close to electrical panels. Fire inspector Aaron Efferstein adds that they had three fires at the location, including one that set the roof ablaze.

Police report on Cash4Gold’s 10/03/08 shutdown by city inspectors

Each of these issues was eventually remedied, Efferstein says, except for the sprinkler system. He says Aronson and the building’s owner couldn’t agree on who was going to pay for it, and so after repeated delays the fire department shut down the site. Cash4Gold is now in a new Pompano Beach location, 2800 Gateway Drive, where Efferstein says there’ve been no compliance problems. “I gather they’ve learned their lesson because they’ve been pretty good where they’re at,” he said.

Another of Liberis’ statements: Her post said that “although the payment (check) for your item is dated within 24 hrs of testing your jewelry, we SOMETIMES DO NOT actually send out the check until up to 3-4 days later.” On its blog, Cash4Gold countered that an audit showed that 100% of the company’s checks are dated the day they’re sent out.

Our mystery shopper test turned up no problems with mailing time, at least now. But there are many indications โ€“ aside from the aforementioned ABC affiliate report โ€“ that the company’s performance hasn’t been so good in the past. In fact, Brodie White, President of the Better Business Bureau of Southeast Florida and the Caribbean, says delayed checks, low payments and lost packages are among the most common complaints he’s received about Cash4Gold. Why were late checks a problem? “When [the customer] got the check, the time to execute the refund policy was either over or about to expire.” The BBB currently rates Cash4Gold a C on its A+ -to-F rating scale, but White said the company has been rated as low as a D-, and that the BBB revoked its membership.

Complaints about late checks, which also turn up in the Florida Attorney General’s files, suggest that Liberis was right that there were at least occasional delays in getting checks out during her time at the company.

Other Liberis statements are verified by Cash4Gold’s own blog. The first of the “10 Confessions” refers to the fact that the “refiner’s pack” โ€“ the prepaid envelope used to ship gold to the company โ€“ is insured for up to $100, based not on an actual appraisal, but on a description provided by the customer. In its action against Liberis, the company included this statement among those it deemed “false and defamatory.” Cash4Gold’s blog, however, declared: “This is correct.”

Another statement pointed out that, at the time Liberis was employed there, Cash4Gold customers would have to pay a shipping charge to have items Cash4Gold didn’t want returned to them. Suit against Liberis: “False and defamatory.” C4G blog: “…Cash4Gold did charge for returns at one point. …”

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE

Liberis paystub showing bonuses

Finally, Liberis outlined a bonus system where customers who objected to tiny checks were immediately offered two to three times as much cash. As she describes it, reps got a $15 bonus for getting a customer to accept less than double the first check. And they got $10 for keeping the payout under three times as much. Liberis provided paystubs showing her earning as much as $815 in bonuses over two weeks โ€“ nearly doubling her pay of $906 for the period. Nephew also confirmed details of the system.

The company’s blog disputed these claims, saying that, “… customer service representatives have received bonuses, but they are based on the number of calls, abandon rate and customer satisfaction.” However, in the Nightline interview, Aronson admitted the company used to negotiate with dissatisfied customers. “It was something that I would do to make the customer happy,” he said. “And if it came off negatively, we have stopped it completely at this point.” Despite this assertion, a Cash4Gold rep did offer one of our mystery shoppers a slightly higher price when she complained, which would have brought the total of the company’s best offer to 29% of melt value.

We think Liberis’ and Nephew’s descriptions are credible. The logic of such a system is this: If the customer simply accepts the original check, the company can make a hefty margin โ€“ as much as 80%, based on our tests. If, on the other hand, the customer complains, such a system would reward reps who managed to offer just enough to keep the customer from demanding his/her valuables back, and no more, up to whatever limit the company allowed. Remember that even at triple the initial offer, our estimates suggest the company would in some cases still earn about a 60% margin.

Cash4Gold Customer’s video showing the checks he received

We don’t begrudge Cash4Gold the right to make a profit. And the company does have some major expenses, such as advertising, that must eat into its margins โ€“ and make it harder to offer consumers a higher price. Earlier this year, Florida Trend magazine estimated that Cash4Gold needs to “knock, on average, $155 from the metal value on which it pays per transaction to consumers” just to cover its marketing costs. Consumer Reports Money Adviser recently noted that gold buyers with lower marketing costs, such as Red Swan, may be able to make higher payouts to customers; a recent NBC Today Show report found that Red Swan’s offers could be more than double those of Cash4Gold.

INJUNCTION JUNCTION

4-14-09 Motion for entry of a default (PDF)

4-14-09 default entered (PDF)

6-11-09 Verified Motion for Temp Injunction and Motion for Default Final Judgment (PDF)

6-25-09 Order on Verified Motion (PDF)

Meanwhile, the legal documents filed by the company present several puzzles. In its original lawsuit against Liberis (PDF), the company asserted that her statements were “false and defamatory.” Yet a later order against her (PDF) prohibited her from publishing “confidential and proprietary information” as well. Obviously a statement can’t be both proprietary (hence true) and false at the same time. We’ve asked Cash4Gold to clarify which part of Liberis’ statements were which, but it has refused.

In April, the company managed to get a default entered against Liberis. That one-sentence statement, signed by a court clerk, was obtained because Cash4Gold’s lawyers assured the court that Liberis hadn’t responded to its lawsuit. Yet Liberis had submitted detailed answers (PDF) to questions Cash4Gold had served on her with the suit, and those answers had been filed with the court. In an interview with us, Liberis made it clear that she felt she had complied with her legal obligations by responding to the company’s questions.

In June, the court granted Cash4Gold’s request for a default judgment against Liberis on the merits of the case and issued a temporary injunction (PDF), giving Liberis one day to “remove any and all postings on the Internet regarding Cash4Gold.” At Cash4Gold’s request, the order added at least one charge that wasn’t in the original suit against Liberis: the aforementioned claim that she had disclosed “confidential and proprietary” information. And the injunction then required Liberis to stop publishing confidential information or risk being held in contempt. Yet the company had never included those charges in their lawsuit, never described the supposedly confidential information at issue, and never gave Liberis a chance to respond to those new claims. The injunction was received by Liberis on or about its June 26th deadline, according to the company. In the order, the company repeated its claim that the default judgment against Liberis was justified by her “failure to serve any paper as required by law” โ€“ despite the fact that Liberis’ detailed written response to the company’s questions had been, at that time, on file with the court for about two months.

The contradictory statements and mixups have not stopped Cash4Gold from prevailing in the Broward County, Fla. courts, at least so far. On August 18th, the judge postponed determining whether Liberis should be held in contempt for violating a court order, but issued a new order giving her 10 days to ask ComplaintsBoard to delete her post, which in any event had already been replaced with a link to another site. In a separate hearing that same day, a different judge declined to hold Nephew in contempt, instead granting her two weeks to find counsel, and said the court would review her entire case then. Both women now have an attorney.

WHERE WE STAND

Just to be clear about the Consumerist’s position, we consider this a legitimate and even important news story. One core mission of a consumer-oriented news site is to alert its readers to bad deals. Everything we’ve learned about Cash4Gold’s offer so far places it in that category, in our view. That’s why we have resisted the legal efforts to silence our reporting, and why we’ve continued to dig into the story, despite the company’s lack of cooperation.

As part of that effort, we reached Aronson on Aug. 12. In a brief phone conversation, Ben asked the Cash4Gold CEO if he’d be willing to talk to us about “some of the questions people are raising, to clear things up.” Aronson said, “Sure,” and told us to contact his office for an interview. The public relations contact instead referred us to the company’s general counsel. A couple of hours later, Cash4Gold’s law firm told our attorney that we were being sued, and that all further discussion should be lawyer-to-lawyer.

The company appeared to relent last week, saying Aronson would be willing to do an in-person interview this Wednesday. But yesterday, it canceled the interview – which is why this article cannot represent Cash4Gold’s position beyond what the company has already said on its blog and in earlier interviews with other news outlets.

But as you can tell from this lengthier-than-usual post, we’re continuing to report on the story anyway, and still hope to bring you Cash4Gold’s side of it if whenever they’re willing to talk. So, Jeff, we take you at your word that you’d like to get together, and look forward to speaking soon.

UPDATE: After this post went live, Cash4Gold said the following in our comments section:

On the advice of legal counsel, Cash4Gold was unable to offer specific comments to the Consumerist for this article. It would have been highly inappropriate given the pending litigation concerning Consumerist’s refusal to remove a false and defamatory posting about Cash4Gold from its website, even after the person who authored the comments requested that they be taken down.

The “person” Cash4Gold refers to is Michele Liberis. And when Cash4Gold says she requested that we take down her posting, this is what they are referring to (PDF). This letter from her new lawyers says that Liberis continues to stand behind all of her statements and believes that the injunction the company obtained against her was improperly entered. Although she is seeking “dissolution” of the injunction, in the meantime she’s playing by the rules and is complying with its direction to send this request.

Regarding Cash4Gold’s claim that it couldn’t comment for our story because it had sued us, we note that we had requested detailed information from Cash4Gold for many months before the company sued us โ€” since February in fact โ€” without getting any response. The company added us as a defendant only in August.

DOCUMENTS AND LINKS

Complaint against Liberis, Consumerist, ComplaintsBoard (PDF)

Complaint against Nephew, Consumerist, ComplaintsBoard (PDF)

ComplaintsBoard post

Cockeyed post 1

Cockeyed post 2

Cash4Gold’s old TV ad

Cash4Gold Super Bowl Ad

10 Confessions of a Cash4Gold Employee [Consumerist]

Beneath Cash4Gold.com’s shiny veneer, a dull reality [LAT]

Beware Cash4Gold and other gold-buying ripoffs [Yahoo! Tech]

Good Morning America [GMA]

Cash4Gold’s Public Relations Companies Attorney Accuses Me of Defamation [FMD Consumer Blog]

Nightline interviews Jeff Arononson

Cash4Gold customer video about low checks

Cash4Gold’s blog response to ComplaintsBoard post

Cash4Gold’s Fire Bureau citations (PDF)

Police report on Cash4Gold’s 10/03/08 shutdown by city inspectors

Cash4Gold BBB Report

Cash4Gold’s Rush [Florida Trend]

Original lawsuit against Liberis (PDF)

Order against Liberis (PDF)

Liberis’ responses to Cash4Gold’s questions (PDF)

Temporary injunction against Liberis (PDF)

Curb Your Enthusiasm: The Wisdom of Larry David

Collected by sloshspot

Larry David is one of our favorite angry old men.His combined neurosis and wit make for interesting on-screen situations for his characters, and of course genius writing. While he was largely behind-the-scenes for Seinfeld, his brilliance in Curb Your Enthusiasm, goes without saying. The following is a brief ode to one of our favorites, and a man behind some of our all-time favorite quotes – it is "The Timeless Wisdom of Larry David."

Top 10 Signs You Might Not Be A Libertarian

Written by DarkSyde

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Notice a propensity of newly minted Libertarians showing up lately? Perhaps it’s just coincidence their ranks swelled in inverse proportion to George Bush’s approval rating, ditto that so many are mouthing traditional conservative talking points. But what about the everyday gun toting townhall screamers and taxcutters and deficit hawks we see on cable news: are they really libertarian as so many claim, or just conservatives in glibertarian clothes? Here’s a few warning signs.

  1. If you think Ron Paul isn’t conservative enough and Fox News is fair and balanced, you might not be a Libertarian.
  2. If you believe you have an inalienable right to attend Presidential townhalls brandishing a loaded assault rifle, but that arresting participants inside for wearing a pink shirt is an important public safety precaution, there’s a chance you’re dangerously unbalanced, but no chance you’re a Libertarian.
  3. If you think the government should stay the hell out of Medicare, well, you have way, way bigger problems than figuring out if you’re really a Libertarian.
  4. If you rank Anthonin Scalia and Roy Moore among the greatest Justices of all time, you may be bug fuck crazy, but you’re probably not a Libertarian.
  5. You might not be a Libertarian if you think recreational drug use, prostitution, and gambling should be illegal because that’s what Jesus wants.
  6. If you think the separation between church and state applies equally to all faiths except socially conservative Christian fundamentalism, you’re probably not a Libertarian.
  7. You’re probably not a Libertarian if you believe the federal government should remove safety standards and clinical barriers for prescription and OTC medications while banning all embryonic stem cell research, somatic nuclear transfer, RU 486, HPV and cervical cancer vaccination, work on human/non human DNA combos, or Plan B emergency contraception. 
  8. If you think state execution of mentally retarded convicts is good policy but prosecuting Scott Roeder or disconnecting Terri Schiavo was an unforgivable sin, odds are you’re not really a Libertarian.
  9. If you argue that cash for clunkers or any form of government healthcare is unconstitutional, but forced prayer or teaching old testament creationism in public schools is fine, you’re not even consistent, much less a Libertarian, and you may be Michele Bachmann.

And the number one sign: if you think government should stay the hell out of people’s private business — except when kidnapping citizens and rendering them to secret overseas torture prisons, snooping around the bedrooms of consenting adults, policing a woman’s uterus, or conducting warrantless wire taps, you are no Libertarian.

25 Audio/Visual Twitter Accounts Worth Following

Collected by Sound & Vision Magazine

HD trailers, equipment news and industry info in 140 characters.

You can’t escape Twitter. Even if you don’t use it, you’re bound to hear people talking about it. But, amongst all of the updates about what people are eating for breakfast, is a heap of good info. Here’s a starter list to get your feed working for you.

The official Apple Trailers feed gives real time alerts when new content hits the site. They post everything from exclusive clips to new HD trailers, all of it free. Unfortunately, it also means that you’ll have to use Quicktime. It’s still worth it.

Sample Tweet: Ong Bak 2 – Teaser: Martial arts superstar Tony Jaa stars in and directs this epic tale of revenge set hundreds .. http://bit.ly/9JtXR

The community manager for one of the best online radio services tweets about new features and notable stations.

Sample Tweet:By request, a station based on the Pretty in Pink soundtrack: http://tr.im/vNmb RIP John Hughes.

The official account for the big, red movie machine breaks news about the service and even helps users who are having trouble to troubleshoot.

Sample Tweet: What wish would you like to send M. Night Shyamalan on his 39th birthday, today?

A useful spot for home theater news from down under in Australia.

Sample Tweet: Onkyo Creates HT Series Of AVRs: Twice Amazon also sells select AVRs in Onkyo’s regular TX series as well as.. http://bit.ly/2S68yh

Microsoft’s Zune guru gives lots of updates on the happenings in Redmond. He also has killer, eclectic taste in music.

Sample Tweet: watching that 70s show makes me want to download some classic 70s rock – like the 330 song playlist in Zune marketplace – zune pass!

It’s currently the best spot to get news about Toy Story 3. They still update about their older titles, too, making it a must for Pixar nerds. It’s OK, we’re nerds, too.

Sample Tweet: Director Lee Unkrich makes a special announcement about a brand new Toy Story 3 character: http://bit.ly/iLOTM

Up to date info on all things equipped with Dolby audio. Their Dolbycast is worth a listen if you’re into audio (which we know you are).

Sample Tweet: Latest Dolbycast: Online Multichannel Media: Streaming and downloaded content for the home theater. http://bit.ly/gvBWv

Information for total film geeks by the guys who care as much about A/V quality as we do. Just beware, you may end up spending more money now that you’re current on their new releases.

Sample Tweet: The CriterionCast: Disc 2 – Episode 002 – On The Screen & Listener’s Feedback: You’r.. http://bit.ly/dBpp8 (via @CriterionCast)

f you use Sonos’s music system, you’ll appreciate the station recommendation and update news.

Sample Tweet: Free music for your Sonos RT @imeem: Dr Pepper is sponsoring a free MP3 "I Need A Girl," Trey Songz’ new single on imeem http://bit.ly/9RK8

Next time the UK style freaks release a $100,000 TV, you’ll be the first one to know.

Sample Tweet: Check out the BeoVision 4 103" from Bang & Olufsen. Who else could make a 103" television on a motorised stand?

Serious audio engineers talk about things that make audiophiles get all tingly in the eardrums.

Sample Tweet: 06/27/2009 Computer Audiophile Symposium —> http://bit.ly/ecTed

Product announcements and other news from the swanky UK speaker manufacturers. You can expect to fully experience the famous British politeness.

Sample Tweet: Meridian Hosts Event for its Most Dedicated Aficionados: ‘Hitchhikers’ to Visit Huntingdon HQ &ndash.. http://tinyurl.com/ngugxc

The makers of one of the best HD DVRs on the market dispenses company news and reminders about notable TV that you should be recording.

Sample Tweet: Moxi multiroom has arrived! Moxi Mate is a small, silent device for bedrooms, etc to play content from the Moxi HD DVR. http://bit.ly/2cMZ0A

The giant picture of headphones on their page pretty much sums up the content selection.

Sample Tweet: New Sound Tour webisodes are up! www.sennheisersoundtour.com

The Monsters behind the scenes are keen to help you with your Monster Cable issues. It’s updated very frequently and really interactive.

Sample Tweet: PowerNet was featured on Fox Business News today. Watch the video & learn about getting Internet access without wifi @ http://bit.ly/41BrZ0

If you’re an OmniMount user, you can send them a photo of your set-up for their gallery. It’s like your TV is famous.

Sample Tweet: Our Limited Edition Echo pieces are in stock too. High gloss black = hot! Check ’em out: http://bit.ly/Echo50LE and http://bit.ly/Echo50FPLE

It’s not all home theater related, but they do a lot of TV and audio news as well as link to some free content.

Sample Tweet: Samsung Free Krush Concert Featuring Maxwell, T-Pain, Others. Check out tour dates here: http://tinyurl.com/lxx7mr

They’re the biggest seller of LCDs in the country, so its worth keeping up with Vizio as they claw their way out of the department store stigma.

Smaple Tweet: Complete 2009 Line of VIZIO LCD HDTVs to Feature SRS Audio Solutions: http://bit.ly/O92FF (via @SRSLabs)

Frequent updates with news about your shiny black video game console. The PlayStation store updates are particularly useful.

Sample Tweet: New on PlayStation Network: Rush Hour, Hot Fuzz, GameTrailers TV with Geoff Keighley & much more: http://bit.ly/Cc0P2 #psn

If you need help with your TiVo, there’s a good chance the TiVo Diva can help you out.

Sample Tweet: About to make my way over to the Teen Choice Awards Gifting Suite. I’ll follow up with what they’re getting in the "goodie bags"…

Keep tabs on all of the new DVDs and, more importantly, Blu-rays coming out of the Fox camp.

Sample Tweet: Fox launches BD Live feature with Wolverine story in @videobusiness: http://tinyurl.com/ls946h

It’s basically the same deal as the Fox feed, only with different titles.

Sample Tweet: On DVD today from Comedy Central: Jim Breuer: Let’s Clear The Air http://bit.ly/3Xfj5U

We’re obsessed with home theater gear just like you are. Join us. Join us….

Sample Tweet: You’ll be surprised what a $300 Blu-ray player is capable of. http://tinyurl.com/mudar7

The fearless leader of the Sound & Vision crew finally caved and is letting you in on his HD-filled life.

While this one probably won’t provide you with any useful information, the page itself is hilarious. One post condemning Twitter and stating the company’s dedication to A/V gear. Classic.

Sample Tweet: OPPO Digital does not have any dedicated Marketing and Sales personnel. We are all focused on product design and customer service.

The 7 Stages Of Being Fat

Written by Justin Halpern, Brenan Sharp, Cory Jones

America is getting fatter and fatter, so in an effort to help guide you through the fatness, we decided to label each stage.

As America gets fatter and fatter, we thought we’d help us all figure out what stage of obesity we fall in. So put that third slice of cheesecake down and learn how fat you can really get (If you’re not already in Stage 7.)

Stage 1: Potentially Fat

Stage 2: Topanga From “Boy Meets World” Fat

Stage 3: “Party Animal” Fat

Stage 4: Sporty Fat

Stage 5: Double Take Fat

Stage 6: Surrender Fat

Stage 7: Melding-To-Furniture Fat