15 Most Brilliant Simpsons Quotes

Collected by karj

#1

Operator! Give me the number for 911!

#2

“Me fail English? That’s unpossible.” – Ralph Wiggum

#3

Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.

#4

“Don’t kid yourself, Jimmy. If a cow ever got the chance, he’d eat you and everyone you care about!” – Troy McClure

#5

“Hello, my name is Mr. Burns. I believe you have a letter for me.” “Okay Mr. Burns, what’s your first name.” “I don’t know.”

#6

Aren’t we forgeting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa.

#7

“My cat’s breath smells like cat food.”

#8

D’oh

#9

“Homer, lighten up! You’re making happy hour bitterly ironic.” – Moe Syzlak

#10

“Bart, stop pestering Satan!” – Marge Simpson

#11

Ralph Wiggum- I choo choo choose you

#12

Lisa, Vampires are make-believe, like elves, gremlins, and eskimos.

#13

“Here’s to alcohol, the cause of-and solution to-all life’s problems.” – Homer

#14

“Mmm…chocolate…”

#15

I’m Normally Not a Praying Man, but If You’re up There, Please save Me Superman -Homer