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We’re not sure why your poop is green.

Is it that hard to stop singing?

Capers are a little mysterious…

We’ve been wondering the same thing about the iPhone 5.

Who can’t spell lose?

What is planking?

And why are people planking?

It IS peculiar that cats purr and dogs eat grass.

Aw, cheer up buddy.

Do kids really do all of those things?

We’re pretty sure other people are real.

Yup, it is a little crazy to talk to yourself, and it is definitely crazy to eat clay.

We did try to lick our elbow after reading this.

Sure, you can have a cheezburger.

Facebook, care to answer?

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