9 Deadly Words User By A Women

1) Fine
This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

2) Five Minutes
If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

3) Nothing
This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

4) Go Ahead
This is a dare, not permission. Don’t Do It!

5) Loud Sigh
This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot
and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)

6) That’s Okay
This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That’s okay means she wants to think long and hard before
deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

7) Thanks
A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you’re welcome. (I want to add in a clause here – This is true, unless she says ‘Thanks a lot’ – that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say ‘you’re welcome’ . that will bring on a ‘whatever’).

8 ) Whatever
Is a woman’s way of saying F– YOU!

9) Don’t worry about it, I got it
Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This
will later result in a man asking ‘What’s wrong?’ For the woman’s response refer to #3. (source)

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12 thoughts on “9 Deadly Words User By A Women

  1. Not really

    If men know all these things, then why do they continue to act like retarded goldfish?

  2. Not a Goldfish

    “If men know all these things, then why do they continue to act like retarded goldfish?”

    That's funny, coming from a probable member of the collective gender that somehow manages to drive like retarded goldfish, can't decide whether they do or do not want special treatment in the workplace, has mood swings, constantly needs to be placated with 'things' (while hypocritically calling men 'shallow'), etc.

    Women are lucky that most 'men' today are nothing but glorified pussies.

    A real MAN doesn't fear the word 'fine'; a real WOMAN isn't such a conniving bitch that she can't just say what's on her mind.

    1. justin

      could not agree more! thats why you leave immature little girls alone that have major self esteem and daddy issues the hell alone! lol

  3. Victoria Rose Sherry

    Men are not retarded goldfish…we as women need to say what we mean…I am guilty of using those words too. I at least own up to it and am trying to be more conscious of it. Men are great exactly as they are and I am tired of women complaining about them. Stop dating them if you do not like them…leaves more for me.

    1. duh

      i stopped wasting my time on men long ago there useless jerks and i realized that at 14 ive been a lesbian since then

  4. Victoria Rose Sherry

    Dude, no need to be so hostile……not all women are like that, we are just people with flaws, I think it is great we live in a country where we can express ourselves so freely!

  5. DavieAlvin

    Wouldn't it be funny if a woman uses the five minutes rule to get her wig on? That would take half an hour, as well. You would reply “That’s Okay”, then wait for the wig to fall off. I am just kidding. What was helpful in this post was the ninth “word” – “Don’t worry about it, I got it”. That scared me to death every time I heard it. I never knew why, until I read this. Is that what they mean? Why don't they just talk about it, then, and they rather prefer punishing the next guy?

  6. Machineboi

    No this is dead on …Any guy that has been with a women for a couple of years has ran into half of these scenarios… If not you are either gay or never been with a women.

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