Written by B-Rant

Snagged good!

For those who want a character index:

• “me” is Kim, girlfriend of Pete. [only it turns out me isn’t really Kim.]
• “drakkertr” is the screen name for some guy, Pete’s friend, who’s hitting on Pete’s girlfriend [or thinks he’s hitting on Pete’s girlfriend]

As best we can tell, here’s what happened…

1. drakkertr (D), Pete’s friend, was planning a serious hook-up with Pete’s girlfriend, Kim
2. Unfortunately for D, Pete’s girlfriend here was really Pete. Pete is 1 jealous conspiratorial mo-fo. D is toasted!
3. D: Huh, Wah? Shock ensues.
4. Seconds pass. D gamely attempts a recovery. Yo, dude, I was joking, dude, ha ha. Sounds like BS. Almost pulls it off for a second (at least on us). But ultimate smell test: BS.
5. Pete spits on D’s BS. Not a happy friend. Indicates he plans to communicate his unhappiness to D.
6. D understands, starts peeing in his pants.