If a guy says GO MAKE ME A SANDWICH what’s a good comeback?
14 Jul 2009
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22 Responses to If a guy says GO MAKE ME A SANDWICH what’s a good comeback?
a
July 14th, 2009 at 12:02
WIN.
Angel
July 14th, 2009 at 12:33
Say:
Sorry ran out of bread…but here’s my foot instead..gonna kick your lazy a** off the couch and tell you to go make your own f**k’n sandwich
OR
Sorry ran out of bread but how about a nice bowl of shut the f*** up and get your own!?!
Nemo
July 14th, 2009 at 21:18
Fuck is ok!????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
allinone
July 14th, 2009 at 23:29
That’s epic
Just Jon
July 15th, 2009 at 00:09
Haha, good comeback.
bob
July 15th, 2009 at 02:01
i wake up everyday..go to my office, do my coffee and open bspcn, to check everyday’s article…are you f*cking kidding me:S what’s all about the article..damn i am dissapointed
aristomeiser
July 15th, 2009 at 06:40
There’s no bread only a footlong…wanna suk on it ??
Olshan
July 15th, 2009 at 11:12
Yea! Get in dat kitchen, bitch!
e
July 15th, 2009 at 12:06
lol olshan
DC
July 15th, 2009 at 12:19
This is the Best Article of the Day????
Craig
July 15th, 2009 at 12:53
Boy, a lot of precious people come out of the woodwork when a joke is made against women!
Reminds me of the old joke, how many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Answer: That’s not funny!
Seriously though, if we can get away from all the bunched panties for a moment, the comeback is obvious. Go get a sandwich, present it to the bozo, and with an evil smile say, “Here’s your sandwich, go on, eat it, I dare you!”
So much more effective than the too precious indignation that has been evidenced here.
Ahmed Muhamejad
July 15th, 2009 at 14:27
If women weren’t meant to cook and clean nobody would ever get arranged marriage!
mjc
July 15th, 2009 at 15:11
Two possible answers:
No!
OK – you’re a sandwich!
bw878
July 15th, 2009 at 15:41
abracadabra! you are a sandwich
gjylistenet
July 15th, 2009 at 16:52
Stanislavski!
julz
July 16th, 2009 at 10:07
Well… I was gonna make you a sandwich but I know how much you love wieners, you sure you don’t one of those instead?
Mel C
July 17th, 2009 at 13:36
Craig… that’s priceless. I agree.
Ahmed… WHAT?! You never make sense.
I like these answers better than the ones on the article.
James Meoff
July 22nd, 2009 at 12:09
How about a BJ after I make it?
t
July 26th, 2009 at 12:10
Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.
MJ Klein
July 29th, 2009 at 04:15
i only date “sports model” women. they turn into a bottle of whisky and a bologna sandwich at midnight, automatically.
Danae
August 3rd, 2009 at 21:22
Just make one for yourself and than go by him and start eating it!
Cathy
August 10th, 2009 at 16:17
My answer would be..Of course dear. What part of your body would you like me to use for the filling?