Sorry ran out of bread…but here’s my foot instead..gonna kick your lazy a** off the couch and tell you to go make your own f**k’n sandwich
Sorry ran out of bread but how about a nice bowl of shut the f*** up and get your own!?!
Fuck is ok!????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
Haha, good comeback.
i wake up everyday..go to my office, do my coffee and open bspcn, to check everyday’s article…are you f*cking kidding me:S what’s all about the article..damn i am dissapointed
There’s no bread only a footlong…wanna suk on it ??
Yea! Get in dat kitchen, bitch!
This is the Best Article of the Day????
Boy, a lot of precious people come out of the woodwork when a joke is made against women!
Reminds me of the old joke, how many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Answer: That’s not funny!
Seriously though, if we can get away from all the bunched panties for a moment, the comeback is obvious. Go get a sandwich, present it to the bozo, and with an evil smile say, “Here’s your sandwich, go on, eat it, I dare you!”
So much more effective than the too precious indignation that has been evidenced here.
If women weren’t meant to cook and clean nobody would ever get arranged marriage!
Two possible answers:
OK – you’re a sandwich!
abracadabra! you are a sandwich
Well… I was gonna make you a sandwich but I know how much you love wieners, you sure you don’t one of those instead?
Craig… that’s priceless. I agree.
Ahmed… WHAT?! You never make sense.
I like these answers better than the ones on the article.
How about a BJ after I make it?
Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.
i only date “sports model” women. they turn into a bottle of whisky and a bologna sandwich at midnight, automatically.
Just make one for yourself and than go by him and start eating it!
My answer would be..Of course dear. What part of your body would you like me to use for the filling?
i’m a woman, and i personally don’t mind making men sandwiches. it’s easy! just a little punch on each of his balls, and there! a nice, ol’ juicy wiener sandwich. it’s their favorite.
“It doesnt look like you’re too busy. How bout making your own, dumbshit.” and smile ;D or “Call up your mother, shell have it in a jiff.”
well, i mean, he only wants a sandwich, i dont think he’s asking for much. You can take like what, five minutes out of your time and make him one. its not like he’s asking for jewlery and crap that women ask men to get them.
Were women were supposed to make sandwiches were not good for much else….well we complain a lot.
wait, why is a women on a computer posting and not in the kitchen
wait,why is a man on a website looking on how to diss men?
She was posting from the kitchen.
Bitch get your ass back in the kitchen!
lol just imagine eddy murphy saying that
Now thats damn Priceless!
were out of bread so how bout a nice hot bowl of shut the f*** up? used it and it was pretty good haha
Oh how I pity humans of the male sex.
how much time did it take her to actually post that question on the internet? bitch coulda slapped some 75 cent loose meat on the bread and chucked it him. if dude wants the shit he’ll catch it
actually make him a sandwhich, WE’RE WOMAN.
just because we’re woman does not mean we have to make men sandwiches
It’s because we’re women. That’s why he get’s a sandwich. Women make men their sandwiches when they want. No buts
dont comment on this any more til i get my fuckin sandwich, n if u have a smart comeback ill make u one, this cockmeat sandwich
i doubt that there isnt enough meat on your cock to make a sandwich cunt(;
Why sure I’ll make you a sandwich, jelly and rat poison sound good?
Bitch this sandwich cold
LOL bitch get back in da ketch and make us a sandwich
I’d say “GO MAKE ME SOME MONEY”
The only type of sandwich i make is ‘knuckle’ mother fuckerrr.
We only have ham, but you can’t eat that, coz that would be like cannibalism, right?
this is what i say, “why, so you can get fatter?” or if they say, “go in the kitchen and make me a sandwich” i say, “you need to get out of the kitchen and onto a treadmill”
Make him a sandwich but up it in a dog bowl because if he''s gonna act like an animal he's gonna eat like one.
You seem angry and stressed. I hear making sandwiches is a great stress reliever. Man, I'm hungry all of a sudden…
the only reason she should be on the computer is to be getting a recipe on how to make a beter sandwhich
dude you better comeback with a fucking sandwich.
I have to admit Retz's was the wittiest :D
all the people trying to make a comeback for what the guy said are complete idiots. There is no comeback, except for a sandwich :D
“Go suck your own dick next time” always shuts my boyfriend up.
well there isget your ass back on the farm…you smell like you came from one (heard other girls say that) or my favoh you want a sandwich? i'm sorry, you'll have to go to subway, at least there you can put your cookie in the oven because it won't happen here anymore.
btw, if you are completely stupid, cookie in the oven is a metaphor
yu have 2 arms and 2 legs that r not broken get off yur lazy a** and get it yur self!!!
yeah sure…only if you grow two more inches
well, If a guy asks go make me a sandwich what's a good comeback? When a guy says go make!
I'd Say: Go to work and pay some bills!
Well, you better comeback with a sandwich.
Well go make him a fucking sandwich
Just remember that Jesus made sandwiches for thousands of people. Making sandwiches for the one that you love is an expression of your undying loyalty to your loved one.
So…you had better COMEBACK with a sandwich. I lol all day when I read this.
a good come-back is for you to come back with a sandwhich…..:-)
Make him an imaginary sandwich and tell him that the day you didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
just because some of us actually enjoy sex, and sandwiches doesnt make us pigs. I like to think its the strippers that make me that.
Even better: Make the sandwich, Make sure he’s with all of his friends for this-make sure most of the mayo in the fridge is now on that sandwich, bring it to him, slap it (mayo side) in his face-HARD. Throw the rest at him, smile, and say “Here’s your f*kin sandwich sweetie” then pour his beer/soda/water on him. Works.
That is; if ur man’s a mean one
get some sand and glue and sculpt a witch out of sand hit it on the head with it!
Just come back with a fucking sandwich and everything will be allright.
women ask for expensive purses, expensive clothes, make up, and expect to be treated like princesses all day. so i dont see the priblem with you having to get up off ur ass and do something so small for him once in a while. gtfo off the computer and go back to ur kitchen
shut the fuck up you lazy ass. Because I’m pretty sure that i don’t know one girl who demands that kind of shit; and if your with a girl that does..then fucking leave her….dumbass..and for the record..my boyfriend cooks..not me..so you go back to the kitchen you cunt
To nabeel: fuck you! Not all women are selfish, greedy and spoiled just because your bitch of a girlfriend is like that doesn’t mean we all are. So grow a pair and move on.
Sure, bring it back on NEVER-ARY 5th!
go to subway
go to subway
I don’t see the problem here, really. If they could ask nicely, with a please and thank you, I’d do it. It’s just a matter of how they say it, besides I ask too, but in a polite way! Bottom line is, ASK NICELY AND YOU GET WHATEVER YOU WANT :) If not, well, guess who’s not getting laid tonight?
(I always ask, say the magic words, and no, it’s not “I love you”, well that too!)
fuck you guys, its all about equality. get the hell up and make one yourself, and tell your woman you love them once in a while, damn. true bros love their women, not treat them like slaves.
Sorry, I couldn’t stop laughing at reading, Go Make Me a Sandwich. lol
You got time to be postin online… you got time to make the DAMN!! SANDWICH!! This raises a question…..
“What do you say to a woman with two black eyes?
(answer: “Nothing, you done told her twice”
If a man tells you “Go make me a sandwich” you tell him “Go ask your mother for one” and walk away..
LOL. Now that’s a comeback.
make him a sandwich, with spit in it.
lol. thats gross men
start giving him a blowjob. he’ll forget about the damn sammich
I’m going to make myself a sandwich after reading this. P: yum.
I would keep yellow play dough handy, ya know, to put a “slice of cheese” in it. ;)
I actually wouldn’t mind if the guy said “Hey, could you please make me a sandwich? I’m hungry. Thanks.” When they start saying “Go do it now” and add something so rude as “bitch” to their request, that’s where I draw the line. But nope, some just can’t be bothered to say a few extra nice words… she IS the one making your sandwich, and has control over which ingredients go into it, don’t forget.
The whole “go back to the kitchen” thing… I get that it is supposed to be used in humor, as a joke, but it’s not funny anymore. It’s stale. I feel bad for the people who take it seriously, and even worse for the small amount of guys who write/say it seriously.
Sure, be right back .. Oh but wait do you want your dad dick in it or you’re moms vagina ?either way I think you should wear a condom on you’re head because if youre gonna act like a dick mightwell dress like one.
Now I’m terribly sorry but can I ignor you ignorant Remarqs some other time?
Oh yeah and bi the way … Have you been shopping lately? Because there selling lives now .. You should get one ..
wow you must of spend all night thinking about that one O.O
if I want to listen to an asshole Ill juste wait till I need to fart
I think you would be rich if I had to give you 1$
everythime you said something sexiest ..
it’s very assuring to know that there will be ignorant bastards cleaning an flipping burgers for me in 10 years
I wouldn’t mind making a guy a simple sandwich, if he was nice about it and if I wasn’t busy. But if he was rude in anyway, I’d tell him he could either starve until he learns some manners, or go make it himself.
Lol .. Sandwiches
turkey or ham?
turkey or ham? lol
soon as you build me a house!!
wow, thats original..
(thats what you say)
Sandwiches thats great
i heard a story once.. a man asked a woman to make her a sandwich. he ate it and nearly died from some type of leaf.. or spice poisoning. let’s use any intelligence we have and make our own damn sandwiches, ya fat, lazy beer-bellied old men. and in retaliation … in most cases. women can say:
“go make me some money ;D”
i’ll never win.
Rofl I agree w/ Retz.
Say: No you make ME a sammiche
comeback : NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! NO! NO! NO! GO MAKE YOUR OWN SANDWICH! I’LL NEVER GET INTO THE KITCHEN! I HATE YOU! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! *runs away at full speed*
How old are you? 10? 11? Go back to your kiddie-forums, please.
Or just make the fucking sandwich, bitch.
Men have done everything while you feminazis have done nothing except whine. Men have and will run the world forever. you bitches would be still stuck in the stone age if it wasnt for us men. You dumb cumdumpsters belong in the kitchen, stick to that and go make me a sandwich, I’m hungry.
“She who cooks does not clean.”
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