25 Hilarious Defaced Dollar Bills

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This money is funny. LOL

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  1. a says:
    October 6, 2009 at 19:38

    lol booom head shot

  2. Laurie says:
    October 6, 2009 at 21:58

    missplaced talent on some of those bills to bad put that talent somewhere else and do something smart

  3. Olshan says:
    October 7, 2009 at 06:03

    all are from the same dude, Joe D!

  4. Simeon says:
    October 7, 2009 at 06:04

    lol at the spartan

  5. Simeon says:
    October 7, 2009 at 06:04

    peanut butter jelly time!!

  6. JustJon says:
    October 7, 2009 at 08:33

    My favourites:

    Darth Vadar, Mr. Peanut, the Rabbi, Mario

  7. Fliptrx says:
    October 7, 2009 at 11:54

    Hilarious? I think not…illegal, yes! I guess I just have a greater respect for our dollar than you do.

    Banks should kick them back to the defacer as worthless…let them pay for their fun. Charge them 5.00 to deface Lincoln, now that would be hilarious!

    • rezzy says:
      March 31, 2011 at 21:58

      omfg quit sitting on your nuts and relax a little. or get that coke bottle out of your cooter. your going to tell me that you wouldnt laugh if you seen one of those given to you? its fuckin hilarious! the best part is even after drawn on they are still typically accepted by the machines.

  8. Daddy G says:
    October 7, 2009 at 14:20

    none of that money is worth anything anyway. it’s ok for the banks/administrations to devalue it but dare Americans have fun.

  9. Fliptrx says:
    October 7, 2009 at 15:59

    From the U.S. Treasury:

    “..Whoever mutilates, cuts, disfigures, perforates, unites or cements together, or does any other thing to any bank bill, draft, note, or other evidence of debt issued by any national banking association, Federal Reserve Bank, or Federal Reserve System, with intent to render such item(s) unfit to be reissued, shall be fined not more than $100 or imprisoned not more than six months, or both.

    Defacement of currency in such a way that it is made unfit for circulation comes under the jurisdiction of the United States Secret Service….”

  10. Fliptrx says:
    October 7, 2009 at 16:03

    I hear they’re looking for a 12 year old named Joe D.

  11. Flax says:
    October 7, 2009 at 16:54

    I hope this person gets fined for $100.
    But then I hope he’ll pay with 100 stormtrooper 1-dollar bills.

  12. MaybeTonight says:
    October 7, 2009 at 17:03

    The internet seems to be missing its sense of humor today. In this case, illegal does not equal harmful. It just equals funny.

  13. e says:
    October 7, 2009 at 17:19

    indeed maybe T,

    it’s not funny at all…
    people can make nice drawings about darth father etc…but this is bullshit..

  14. JDUBS says:
    October 7, 2009 at 19:21

    lol pwned by the government

  15. Paul says:
    October 8, 2009 at 07:13

    @Fliptrx

    There you go. *hands stick to Fliptrx”

    That was quite stuck up there. Good luck with that limp.

  16. Paul says:
    October 8, 2009 at 07:14

    @Fliptrx

    Here you go. *hands stick to Fliptrx*

    It was really stuck up there. Good luck with that limp.

  17. Greg H. says:
    October 8, 2009 at 11:08

    Fliptrx, get a life

  18. a says:
    October 8, 2009 at 14:02

    Fliptrx, cry more.

    Nothing stupid like someone always crying about people who brake the rules.

  19. Tony says:
    October 8, 2009 at 23:22

    lol my favorite is the lincoln head shot one

  20. Adore-Diva says:
    October 9, 2009 at 20:51

    Nycccccccccccccccc! lolz!

  21. Steve says:
    October 10, 2009 at 03:40

    Haha I can’t even pick a favorite!

  22. james says:
    October 10, 2009 at 08:56

    see in the uk defacing notes or coins is totaly legal in fact i could set fire to the union flag with a ten pound note and would only be down ten pounds and be flagless

  23. Nelly says:
    October 12, 2009 at 21:43

    The Dracula makes me Laugh till i barely stop SmiLing :D (^.^).

  24. ron says:
    October 15, 2009 at 15:35

    million dollar note

    http://www.ssrichardmontgomery.com/download/million.jpg

  25. Emo Phillips says:
    October 16, 2009 at 08:15

    Nelly… there is no Dracula bill among these images. That makes me laugh even harder.

  26. jako man says:
    October 18, 2009 at 20:08

    of interest is the phrase “with intent to render such item(s) unfit to be reissued”

    I doubt Joseph intends this to render the item unfit to be reissued… and this would obviously be disproven if he attempted to use the bills for their face value. (i.e. melting coins would fall under that provision, but not likely minor defacement that did not obscure their face value and identity if the bill).

    Good job Joe D!!

  27. amyjo says:
    October 20, 2009 at 15:48

    You people are nuts!

    Even defaced, these bills can all be reissued because you can tell that they are all authentic dollar bills.

    To render a bill or coin unfit to be reissued you would have to bleach out all the ink or completely destroy it so that there would be no evidence as to what the original value was. The purpose of this is because the Treasury controls how much of each denomination is in circulation and if someone is destroying coins or bills then it makes it impossible to determine how much is in circulation and it is impossible to re-issue.

    These bills can all be reissued AND Joe D had no intent to render it unfit for reissue. Joe D wins!!

  28. Bob says:
    October 30, 2009 at 07:23

    this is art not vandalism just like banksy and stencilling

  29. Indrek says:
    November 2, 2009 at 09:37

    Pretty funny artwork
    Now I know what to do with my spare time

  30. Hilarious Joker says:
    November 5, 2009 at 18:41

    The more I read it, the more it impresses me. I don’t know how I ever worked without hilarious and funny things in our life, Life would be so much easier especially when there’s a jokes here and there. Being funny is nice because a lot of serious people are lacking with this kind of behavior that is why they are much look older. I would like to thank you for your outstanding blog post. Keep it up! Awesome!

  31. Heymanyow says:
    November 21, 2009 at 12:36

    Nelly….that’s Kiss…not Dracula.

    …and jako man? Thanks for dumbing it down a notch for some of these over sensitive, humorless Americans. *sighs*

  32. Paul Gotskind says:
    December 23, 2009 at 23:27

    I love to fart on dollar bills and then spend them quickly while the aroma lingers. Then I steal more from my mom’s purse and buy cap guns.

  33. Luke says:
    December 24, 2009 at 12:36

    This country was founded by breaking the law. The Boston Tea Party was funny as hell.

  34. Dessa says:
    January 11, 2010 at 23:26

    love this one, genius. and to the haters, get a life, and stop being so negative… it is people like you that get beat up for all eternity in the netherworlds…. :)

  35. Teelo says:
    January 27, 2010 at 03:33

    Two words: BOOK MARKED

    Oh, and the one with Lincoln ready to hand out a bitchslap is my new desktop background.

  36. Rebekah says:
    April 16, 2011 at 20:42

    I got into an argument with my manager about defacing dollar bills when I admitted to him that I sometimes add goofy quotes to George Washington’s mouth…he made it into a huge fucking deal and said that I was disrespectful and such. I find it ridiculous that people can get so offended by such a harmless act. Is a piece of paper/cloth really that important to you? Some people are so brainwashed by the government that it makes me wonder if they do in fact have brains.

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