September 2007

Written by blogstorm

10,000 lucky people have found BlogStorm via search engines in the last 3 months, not all of the search terms were what you might expect from an internet marketing blog and some were just too funny.

Here are the pick of the bunch:

“human powered search market”
“mahalo fail”

Jason, is that you?

john chow + matt cutts
Best friends forever.

10,000 one way links
Wow. Let me know when you find them.

“sphinn vs digg”
I don’t think you’re quite there yet Danny.

“lets have sex”
Not tonight, thanks for the offer.

“ebay stolen”
Really? Who took it?

“how to have internet sex”
Maybe in a few years time.

“what is the use google”
John Chow is that you?

“wikipedia facebook”
SEO nightmare?

“buying stolen caravans”
Not really recommended…

“caravan stolen what to do”
Buy it back on ebay.

“cookie stuffing +affiliates +wikipedia”
Pretty sure the Wikipedia editors won’t like that.

“get sued for linkbuilding”
Not gonna happen.

“google hack porn pictures”
What ever floats your boat. Try MSN hack porn as well.

“how to make money from reading books”
“making money by reading ads”

Not going to make you rich very quickly. The guy who searched for information on how to “make money from paper” is at least on the right track.

“how to take the picture of my penis”
“normal people penis photo”

????

“google sell links $2000″
If they pass PR please let me know. Don’t tell Matt though.

“gay cruising in the uk”
“free homemade dog food recipes”
“ferret tracking device”
“famous people penis pictures”

Pretty sure BlogStorm didn’t answer these queries.

“make ?10,000 in 3 days”
“make ?50,000 in two weeks”

Just what I like to see. A long term strategy.

“why people take pictures”
Not sure. Maybe to preserve the moment?

“john chow” slap
John isn’t to everyones taste but that’s a bit harsh.

“perez hilton” nude pics
Most people prefer Paris but each to their own.

“are .biz domains any good for a google consultant”
Not really. Its all about branding you see.

“1 billion email addresses”
Give me your email address and $10 and I’ll send them over.

“can you take pic with webcams”
Err…yes.

“do people really read blogs”
Not sure. You tell me.

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Written by tricks-and-illusions.com

Yup, that’s right, if you just take a look around you, I’m sure you’ll find them… they’re all around us, all the time. Have you ever found yourself staring at one spot for more than 10 seconds? And noticed how that certain “something” you were staring at doesn’t look so usual as it used to before? If you haven’t, just try to use your imagination, the way you used to when you were a child and, yeah, you don’t really have to be a child to find them ;) To prove I’m right, I’ll show you how some real grown ups did it. We could call this some sort of coincidence, illusions and imagination mix.


























































(source of pictures: Flickr)

*Note: as mentioned before, all pictures were randomly collected from Flickr.com; if you want to see all pictures of people who made these incredible photos, please visit their personal galleries:




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Written by Mehdi

Internet & magazines are full of misinformation & myths on how to build muscle. Countless methods promise results some struggle to achieve.

If you don’t get results, you’re using ineffective methods. Which is a shame. Not getting results is the chief reason you end up quitting.

It’s easy to build muscle the natural way. But you have to know how. These 10 tips will help you – How to Build Muscle: The Definitive Guide.


1. Get Stronger.
Strength training builds muscle. The stronger you are, the stronger you’ll look. Check out the Beginner Strength Training Program if you don’t know where to start. It takes 3 x 30 mins a week.


2. Use Free Weights.
Free weights are your best tool to get stronger. Free weights are:

  • Efficient. Work more muscles, learn you to balance & control the bar.
  • Safe. Work your body through natural motions, not fixed ones.
  • Versatile. Plenty of exercises with one barbell. Great for home gyms.

Start with an empty barbell to avoid injuries. Add weight gradually. Read articles on exercise technique & get Starting Strength.


3. Train Your Legs.
Don’t lose your time training abs, chest & biceps only. You need to train your whole body, especially the legs. If you could do only one exercise, it would be the Squat.


4. Eat.
Food speeds up recovery & builds muscle. Eat at least your body-weight in lbs x 18 calories. Eat every 3 hours. Eat post workout.

Strength training burns calories. You’ll need to eat more to keep your current body-weight. Never starve yourself to death. Even if you want to build muscle while losing fat.


5. Eat Healthy.
Limit junk food & alcohol consumption to once or twice a week. Eat healthy the rest of the time, you need:

  • Vitamins & Minerals. All kind of veggies & fruits.
  • Whole Grain Carbs. Brown rice, bread, pasta, oatmeal.
  • Healthy Fats. Fish oil, saturated fat, flax seeds, olive oil.
  • Fiber. Green veggies, flax seeds, whole grains.

Go for whole food. Use multi-vitamins & fish oil supplements if you want. It doesn’t need to be expensive, you can eat healthy while keeping it cheap.


6. Drink Water.
Strength training causes water loss. Drink water to avoid dehydration & help muscle recovery. One gallon a day will do.


7. Get Protein.
Proteins are the muscle building blocks. You need protein for recovery & to build muscle. Plenty of sources you can choose from:

  • Meat. Beef, pork, lamb, deer, buffalo, ?
  • Eggs. Eat the yolk, it’s full of vitamins.
  • Poultry. Chicken, turkey, duck, ?
  • Fish. Tuna, salmon, sardines, mackerel, ?
  • Dairy. Milk, cheese, cottage cheese, yogurt, ?
  • Whey. Not necessary but easy for post workout shakes.

Eat at least 1g protein/body-weight in lbs daily. Feel free to experiment with higher protein intakes.


8. Rest.
Muscles grow after your workout, not during. Give your muscles time to recover & grow.

  • Don’t Train Daily. Keep one day rest between two workouts.
  • Sleep. 8 hours of sleep on average should be enough.


9. Plan Ahead.
Career, business, family, friends, hobbies, etc. All will interfere with your goal to build muscle. Plan ahead:

  • Free Time. Train early in the morning or directly after work.
  • Prepare. Prepare your food for work, prepare your gym bag.
  • Shop. Go to the grocery store, get the food you need to build muscle.

Build a lifestyle that helps you achieving your goals. Build the exercise habit.


10. Persist.
Don’t believe the hype. It takes time to build muscle. If you’re a beginner: at least 2 months to see serious change. Measure your muscle gains & keep a training log to keep yourself motivated.

The only thing that will prevent you achieving success is you. Persist.

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