A Collection of Funny Signs from Around the World

Written by Justin Glow


Found in Hiroshima, Japan.

Here’s a rather large collection of funny signs from around the world that you probably haven’t seen before. There are multiple pages worth, so look for a link at the bottom to continue on to the next.


Found in Beersheba, Israel.


“Milespit Hill” in London. Note that horse riding is forbidden.


Spotted in Ephesus, Turkey.


Also spotted in Ephesus. “Hey, are those real fake watches?”


This one was found in Vienna, Austria — you can see the actual toilet here.


Don’t park at this Wal-Mart in Millville, New Jersey. But if you do, shut your engine off.


The blind, deaf, old, and schooled citizens of Chicago all hang out here.


“You live on what street?” Somewhere in rural England.


Wipe that smirk off your face, kid. (Found in Scotland.)


Herbs, sheep, and massages near Columbus, Ohio.


Superloo in Scotland.


Katoomba, New South Wales, Australia.


Madrid’s “Planet Sandwich” is hoping the “Planet Hollywood” customers don’t pay very close attention to the signs…


Rooted out in Allerton, a suburb of Liverpool, England.


Get nailed in Scotland.


Really hungry? Stop by Braum’s in Okmulgee, Oklahoma.


Puffers beware. Found in Tokyo, Japan.


I LIKE TAILORS TOO!!!!!11 (Delhi, India)


Cosmo? (Alberta, Canada)


The best way to attract potential leakers to your door. (San Fransisco, CA)


Snapped in Puerto Vallarta, Mexico.


Manute Bol lives near by. (Somewhere in Maine.)


Caution: Sign Warning of Stairs. (Slough, Berkshire, England)


Liverpool, Pennsylvania


Easy directions in Brasilia, Brazil.


“Do not dangle any doll.” Taken at the entrance to Wat Arun Temple in Bangkok, Thailand.


Dublin, Ireland.


Confusion on a Montana highway.


And poison protects the sheep how? (Ireland)

22 thoughts on “A Collection of Funny Signs from Around the World

  1. Tikuko

    Actually, the ‘somewere in Maine’ sign is the Brewer McDonald’s. Sadly, they revamped it as a retro version and it isn’t there anymore.

  2. dsfadf

    Most of the McDonalds in Maine have been rebuilt within the last few years and those signs appeared at all of them. I live in southern Maine and I’ve seen the “watch your head” sign at every one.

    Just McDonalds trying to be edgy I guess.

  3. Summer

    The smokers thing – I guess someone is going to blow the smoke over their bodies

  4. cozmiuk

    Gotta love thse signs as confusing as some of them may be. The funnies sidewalk signs I've seen were in higly turistic asian countries. They compensate for their poor english by adding funny images to the signs.

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