Written by Justin Glow
Here’s a rather large collection of funny signs from around the world that you probably haven’t seen before. There are multiple pages worth, so look for a link at the bottom to continue on to the next.

Found in Beersheba, Israel.
“Milespit Hill” in London. Note that horse riding is forbidden.
Spotted in Ephesus, Turkey.
Also spotted in Ephesus. “Hey, are those real fake watches?”
This one was found in Vienna, Austria — you can see the actual toilet here.
Don’t park at this Wal-Mart in Millville, New Jersey. But if you do, shut your engine off.
The blind, deaf, old, and schooled citizens of Chicago all hang out here.
“You live on what street?” Somewhere in rural England.
Wipe that smirk off your face, kid. (Found in Scotland.)

Herbs, sheep, and massages near Columbus, Ohio.
Superloo in Scotland.
Katoomba, New South Wales, Australia.
Madrid’s “Planet Sandwich” is hoping the “Planet Hollywood” customers don’t pay very close attention to the signs…
Rooted out in Allerton, a suburb of Liverpool, England.
Get nailed in Scotland.
Really hungry? Stop by Braum’s in Okmulgee, Oklahoma.
Puffers beware. Found in Tokyo, Japan.
I LIKE TAILORS TOO!!!!!11 (Delhi, India)
Cosmo? (Alberta, Canada)

The best way to attract potential leakers to your door. (San Fransisco, CA)
Snapped in Puerto Vallarta, Mexico.
Manute Bol lives near by. (Somewhere in Maine.)
Caution: Sign Warning of Stairs. (Slough, Berkshire, England)
Liverpool, Pennsylvania
Easy directions in Brasilia, Brazil.
“Do not dangle any doll.” Taken at the entrance to Wat Arun Temple in Bangkok, Thailand.
Dublin, Ireland.
Confusion on a Montana highway.
And poison protects the sheep how? (Ireland)
10 Responses to A Collection of Funny Signs from Around the World
Tikuko
June 17th, 2007 at 06:45
Actually, the ’somewere in Maine’ sign is the Brewer McDonald’s. Sadly, they revamped it as a retro version and it isn’t there anymore.
Morsomme skilt « Sludder og sladder
August 27th, 2007 at 00:16
[...] Jeg vet ikke hva du synes, men jeg lo i alle fall godt. Her er noen morsomme skilt fra hele [...]
Anik
January 23rd, 2008 at 19:49
hahah… this is incredibly funny! lol
nilya
February 8th, 2008 at 23:04
i was really i love watching these picture
abryan
April 22nd, 2008 at 06:09
that was funny…
abryan
April 22nd, 2008 at 06:11
lol
Blake
April 23rd, 2008 at 00:04
Here’s a funny sign I saw in a McDonald’s bathroom in Lubbock, Texas.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/blakeformayor/66665827/
azam
June 17th, 2008 at 06:31
hi EnJoy it
dsfadf
September 14th, 2008 at 12:49
Most of the McDonalds in Maine have been rebuilt within the last few years and those signs appeared at all of them. I live in southern Maine and I’ve seen the “watch your head” sign at every one.
Just McDonalds trying to be edgy I guess.
Summer
May 6th, 2009 at 03:59
The smokers thing – I guess someone is going to blow the smoke over their bodies