20 Things I Learned From The Internet

Written by kludge

• You want it, you can find it online.
  
• If you don’t want it, you can also find it online.
  
• It might take a while.
  
• Sometimes the hunt is half the fun.
  
• Everyone has a website. Grandfathers, mothers and babies. Everyone.
  
• At some point, Google became a verb.
  
• The difference between web surfing with IE and Firefox is the difference between body armor and a trendy cotton vest.
  
• If it sounds to good to be true, it probably is.
  
• The Internet is the geeks playground. Here, we rule.
  
• Not that you would ever need to know the dietary habits of the South American anteater, but it’s comforting to know you could find it online if you did.
  
• When in doubt, Wikipedia.
  
• Anyone who uses the term ‘Interweb’ has never been online.
  
• Explaining the Internet to someone who’s never been online, is like explaining the Magna Carta to your cat.
  
• Almost everything of substance can be summed up with a “DUDE! Check this out!’ and a hyperlink.
  
• Be safe. Be cynical.
  
• Some else already said it first. But that doesn’t mean it won’t be said again, and again…
  
• The Internet IS redundancy.
  
• There is no such thing as ’sufficient bandwidth’.
  
• There’s always something new.
  
• You can never go back once you’ve tried it.

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