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Written by Anna Brones
COLUMN20 unusual ways to use honey, from food to facials.
It was brought to my attention last week that September is in fact National Honey Month. Honey gets an entire month all to itself? Why yes, it certainly does.
Turns out that Americans consume 1.5 pounds of honey per person annually, and there are more than 300 types of honey in the United States alone. That’s impressive, and we figured that if honey gets to be honored all month long, the least we could do is give you 20 different uses for it. Enjoy!
1. Put it on your lips
Did you know that making your own lip balm is as easy as tracking down some almond oil, beeswax and honey? Sure is. Makes you feel a little guilty about that $10 version you picked up at the health food store yesterday, doesn’t it?
2. Make your own honey moisturizer
If you’ve got a handful of sweet smelling herbs – think lavender – laying around and ready to be used, why not use them for your own homemade honey lotion? Warm honey over a saucepan until it gets to a liquid consistency. Pour honey over herbs and cap tightly; the ratio you want to use is 1 tablespoon of herbs per 8 ounces of honey. Let sit for a week and then mix 1 teaspoon of liquid into an 8 ounce bottle of unscented lotion.
3. Eat it with goat cheese
In need of a classy hors d’oeuvre but lacking in the time department? Try this: put a round of goat cheese in a ramekin, sprinkle honey and chopped walnuts on top and place in oven at 350F until honey and cheese are both soft. Serve with baguette or crackers and you’ll be the life of the party.
4. Prepare for the end of the world
You never know what’s going to happen, so stock it. Now.
5. Drink it
We all know a drop of honey in tea is good for a sore throat, but you can add it to most drinks for an extra energy boost. And simply because it’s a whole lot better than tossing in a few Sweet ‘N Lows.
6. Make a salad
One of my favorite and easiest fruit salads uses just a touch of honey to enhance the sugars in the fruit, and it’s a perfect late summer dessert.
Mix together and enjoy!
7. Give yourself a facial
Honey is a natural humectant with antimicrobial properties, which means your skin will be happy when you give it some sweet honey love. Try abasic honey wash by mixing a dollop of honey and two tablespoons of warm water and massaging the mixture into your skin. Or you can go all out and try the Cucumber Honey Facial.
8. Go the extra mile
Forget energy bars and shots, just pop a tablespoon of honey before your next workout. Seriously, it has been proven to boost athletic performance.
9. Remove parasites
Got a post-Southeast Asia backpacking trip bug that just won’t leave you alone? Mix up a good blend of honey, water and vinegar and you’ll quickly be on your way to being parasite free.
10. Clean your cuts and scrapes
Honey can actually be used as an antiseptic, like a natural Neosporin. Because of its many antimicrobial properties, it can be used to treat wounds and even burns.
11. Get rid of your hangover
Forget a morning of popping ibuprofen, spread some honey on your toast or add some to your tea. Because honey is loaded with fructose, it will help speed up the metabolism of alcohol.
12. Clear up your dry elbows
Nothing’s worse than scratchy elbows (no really) so next time, after you’ve washed and scrubbed, rub some honey on to soften the skin. Leave on for 30 minutes then wash off.
13. Soften your skin
Honey is an excellent exfoliant. You can pair it with ground almonds and lemon juice for a killer homemade facial scrub.
14. Mix a drink
After you’ve been busy reaping all the health benefits that honey has to offer, it’s time to celebrate, and what better way than with a good ole cocktail. Honey Gin Cocktail? Bring it.
15. Eat the honeycomb. No really, just do it.
Yes, it can be done! One of our fave food bloggers Clotilde Dusoulier, of Chocolate & Zucchini, put the ingredient to her readers and got some fun responses. The best sounding one? Mix it with crunchy peanut butter on toast.
16. Get an energy boost
Feeling a tad lethargic? Skip the coffee and go for the honey instead. Mix a tablespoon into a cup of tea and you’ll be feeling better in no time.
17. Beautify your hair
In the shower, after you wash your, coat the ends with a bit of honey. Let it sit for a few minutes before rinsing out and you’ll find that your hair is less frizzy and extra conditioned. Or make your hair shiny and bright by adding one teaspoon honey to one quart of water, and after washing your hair, pouring the mixture over your head. Let dry and enjoy your new-found shiny do.
18. Preserve fruit
Jam is so five years ago; show you’re truly cutting edge by preserving your fruits in a honey sauce. All it takes is one part honey to ten parts water and then covering your berries. Pretty much the closest you’re ever going to get to bottling up a little bit of summer.
19. Relax in the tub
Add a few tablespoons of honey to your bath, for sweeter smelling, softer feeling water. Pure bliss.
20. Lose weight
Well, what were you expecting? With a list this long it had to be pretty apparent that honey is in fact a wonder food, and as it turns out, you can even make it part of your next weight loss plan. Honey is an excellent substitute for sugar and it also helps speed up metabolism. Just remember: all things in moderation.
Bonus: I must find this place and replace that lightbulb.

Collected from AskReddit
Chemist and homeowner here:
White vinegar is a good substitute for many household cleaners (so called ‘General Purpose Cleaners’). Buy a cheap spray bottle and fill it with vinegar undiluted. It is perfect for quick clean ups around the kitchen and bathroom as it is both a disinfectant AND completely volatile (it will smell for a while but evaporate to leave no residues). It is also good at cleaning glass and hundreds of other things if you google it. It is surprisingly good at repelling pests (flies, cockroaches etc) as they seem to be very sensitive to it. Spray some vinegar into your kitchen bin(s) before you put the bin liner in it. It costs about $1/liter ! It is perfectly safe around young children.
To clean drain pipes of smells and blockages:
(Don’t try these if you have a septic tank system!)
Special note to the environmentally concerned among us: Chlorine bleach and even sulfuric acid are perfectly accommodated by any modern municipal waste water treatment plant and do not directly affect the environment. A very big exception is if you have drains which flow directly to a creek or river etc, such as water runoff drains from your roof…
Your grandma probably used bi-carb soda (sodium bicarbonate, sodium hydrogen carbonate, many other names) around the place. It is very cheap and ‘eats’ odors. Like the odors in your filthy fridge.
Also, put some in your washing machine, with your filthy shoes, you filthy individual!
Hydrogen peroxide (sold often at pharmacies, but becoming harder to find?) is another multi-use substance. It has medical uses (cleaning cuts/scrapes), cleaning uses (removing strong stains), and even plant-growing uses. Learn its many uses and keep a small bottle in the fridge (it will last longer) for the right occasion. 5 to 10% concentration is usually sold. It eventually breaks down into water and oxygen gas.
The cheapest dishwashing detergent is as good as the most expensive. Antibacterial varieties seem trivial since most bacteria can’t withstand being hit with surfactants, which is essentially all that any detergent is.
Got mold? It’s hard to get rid of. (i.e, the following is a summary of a recent nightmare I’ve endured). It can take weeks to remove all visible mold and prevent it from coming back. First, solve the moisture problem; open windows more, install dehumidifiers or run aircon often, check plumbing / seals for leaks, check for entering rain water etc. Get a cheap temperature/humidity meter or two and place them around your house. I got two that are solar powered (they run off indoor lights) for $15/ea at a hardware store. The relative humidity should be <55% for as much of the time as possible but preferably lower. Then, clean away the visible mold with a HEPA filtered vacuum cleaner (on rough surfaces), or clean with chlorine bleach (hard surfaces, tiles etc) but this won’t KILL the mold spores. Now, kill the mold spores which are remaining by buying some distilled (‘pure’) clove oil from ebay or a health store. Put about 1/2 tablespoon of the oil into about half a cup of methylated spirits (or denatured spirits, different named in different places around the world) and stir. Dilute this to 1 liter with water and then wipe the moldy surface: WORKS AMAZING FOR MOLDY SHOWERS. Clove oil is an incredible thing! Lastly, some things are essentially ruined by mold in most cases and cannot be treated; leather and carpets are two examples. Throw them out.
Know what you are buying: Learning about the substances in your cleaners can let you compare brands and prices and save you money in the long run.
A simple example: Laundry soaker. If you are just cleaning whites, there is very little difference between what’s in brands that cost $20/kg and the cheapest at about $5/kg. (It’s more complicated if you are washing colors.) They’re all based on sodium percarbonate – which breaks down in water and especially HOT water to give hydrogen peroxide – aka ‘oxygen bleach’. This substance is a bit like vinegar in that you will find many websites advocating its use for many cleaning tasks around the home, however, I find it’s a pain in the ass because if you get any on your clothes they will be ruined (bleached). I suppose it is exceptionally environmentally friendly since it breaks down to give oxygen gas and water. The other components in laundry soaker are less important.
While we’re roughly on the topic of washing machines: front loaders don’t really require much washing powder (I’m not necessarily referring to soaking powder anymore) at all. The bulk of the powder consists of Zeolite A which mostly just changes the water hardness. Most people don’t have a water hardness problem and so don’t need to use much laundry powder. Random fact: The most common repair done on modern washing machines is replacing the control circuit boards. People use far too much washing powder – or the wrong type – causing bubbles to fill the entire machine and damage the board.
Furthermore, unless you are cleaning stains and seriously soiled clothing, you don’t need to wash on the longest wash cycles your machine has. For day to day clothes washing, even the 30 minute setting on a front loader is sufficient, and your clothes will last longer before they start to pill and fade. You’ll have saved both water and power too.
These static dusters (and all the similar products from various brands) make dusting 10,000,000x easier and despite being ‘disposable’ you can just wash them in your washing machine on the fastest cycle and then put them in a tumble dryer on low heat, they come out brand new and seemingly last forever.
Titanium razor blades also last seemingly forever without becoming blunt or causing irritation. But others on reddit will recommend double-edged safety razors. Sadly I’m not that fancy.
Buy a Kill-o-watt or similar electricity metering device that can measure power consumption of appliances, they’re about $30 or less. Learn what appliances use how much power, work out running costs, yearly costs etc. If you put some effort in, you can save alot of money by changing your habits. You can take it to another level by installing a power meter that is fitted to the mains wiring to your property which can measure your overall power consumption. 487 watts as I type this.
A $5 portable AM radio can easily find devices causing interference with your wifi in your home. For example, I had a faulty or poorly designed AC power pack that was causing so much EMI that it was disconnecting my ADSL modem some 2 meters away and causing wifi dropouts. Easily found with the AM radio and resolved by moving that equipment to another room.
Depending on where you live, you can buy brands of CFL light bulbs that come with warranties (not ‘guarantees’ – which are different and usually not binding). Look for the ones which have 2 or 3 year warranties. Keep the receipt and and packaging, so that when they burn out in <3 years you can return them to the seller or the manufacturer for new ones. Endless free light bulbs!
Allergic to dust mites? After years of suffering I solved my allergy problem by: removing carpets and getting tiles layed, using a foam pillow instead of down/feather, allergen and water proof mattress protector, microfiber quilt (cheap, replaceable, harder for mites to live in), washing bedding and towels at 95 degrees Celsius with about 1 milliliter (or about 1/2 table spoon) of eucalyptus oil in the wash (kills mites very effectively).
If you own a car or a property and you don’t have a high pressure cleaner then you are doing it wrong. Even a cheap (<$150) pressure cleaner will make your life so much easier and your car so much shinier. (As pointed out in the comments below, be careful with your cars paint and spraying too close. My pressure cleaner has a car cleaning attachment nozzle thing.
Home organization / space saving:
Heating and cooling tips (may not be applicable to you, I live in a subtropical region, 5 deg C min in winter, typically up to 35 deg C days in summer):
Finances and assets:
Other:
I have more and will type them as I think of them.
After putting a sheet set through the laundry, store the sheets (and one pillowcase) inside the other pillowcase. You’ll never search for the matching sheet/pillowcase again.
Wash just after you finish cooking, because you are really hungry for the food you just cooked you blast through those pots and pans like a madman.Also if you live with others don’t leave stuff in the sink, it means they have to move it to wash their stuff, increasing the chance they say ‘fuck it’ and don’t wash their stuff either.
Above All, Hire a maid.Never worry about any of this shit ever again.
Bonus: So I heard you guys like awkward family photos and pictures of pets… Well, check this out.

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Bonus: What soldiers really do, not all of us pose with dead bodies, eat babies, and r*pe women
Spending some time with the local children at a humanitarian aid drop
Giving the local children new shoes.
Weapons training
Basic first aid training
Training to prevent fratricide when clearing a room
more pictures from shoe day
This was after the first real meal she has eaten
another picture from shoe day
Some puppies from our FOB
This is porkchop, she was underweight and had some bad cuts on her head, I stitched her up and we fed her to a healthy weight.
A local Afghan colonel gave us a feast for saving him and some of his soldiers