{"id":843,"date":"2009-02-20T09:14:14","date_gmt":"2009-02-20T16:14:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.bspcn.com\/2009\/02\/20\/a-flowchart-that-describes-90-of-all-porno-movies\/"},"modified":"2011-04-11T17:52:45","modified_gmt":"2011-04-12T00:52:45","slug":"a-flowchart-that-describes-90-of-all-porno-movies","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/localhost\/wordpress\/2009\/02\/20\/a-flowchart-that-describes-90-of-all-porno-movies\/","title":{"rendered":"A Flowchart That Describes 90% of All Porno Movies"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><!--NoAds-->Written by <a href=\"http:\/\/www.holytaco.com\/flowchart-describes-90-all-porno-movies\" target=\"_blank\">holytaco<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Every guy at some point has wished they were a pornstar. So, if that dream ever comes true, we&#8217;ve decided to help you out by showing you how to maneuver your way through 90% of the porno movies made.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/lh5.googleusercontent.com\/_MsZb8mYFoCs\/TaOiFHB9YyI\/AAAAAAAANi8\/N7M_ui0D1_E\/s1600\/15qdzio.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"1000\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Written by holytaco Every guy at some point has wished they were a pornstar. So, if that dream ever comes true, we&#8217;ve decided to help you out by showing you how to maneuver your way through 90% of the porno movies made.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/localhost\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/843"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/localhost\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/localhost\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/localhost\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/localhost\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=843"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/localhost\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/843\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3838,"href":"http:\/\/localhost\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/843\/revisions\/3838"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/localhost\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=843"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/localhost\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=843"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/localhost\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=843"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}