{"id":778,"date":"2009-01-15T13:12:15","date_gmt":"2009-01-15T20:12:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.bspcn.com\/2009\/01\/15\/if-we-have-sex-pete-will-never-know-wrong-snagged\/"},"modified":"2011-04-11T18:12:43","modified_gmt":"2011-04-12T01:12:43","slug":"if-we-have-sex-pete-will-never-know-wrong-snagged","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/localhost\/wordpress\/2009\/01\/15\/if-we-have-sex-pete-will-never-know-wrong-snagged\/","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;If We Have Sex, Pete Will Never Know.&#8221; Wrong&#8230;&#038; Snagged!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><!--NoAds-->Written by <a href=\"http:\/\/www.burbia.com\/node\/2266\" target=\"_blank\">B-Rant<\/a><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/lh4.ggpht.com\/_MsZb8mYFoCs\/SW-XiE809qI\/AAAAAAAAEos\/zak6eUS9OAs\/s800\/IM6.preview.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" \/><br \/>\nSnagged good!<\/p>\n<p>For those who want a character index:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>&#8220;<strong>me<\/strong>&#8221; is Kim, girlfriend of Pete. [o<em>nly it turns out <strong>me<\/strong> isn&#8217;t really Kim<\/em>.]<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;<strong>drakkertr<\/strong>&#8221; is the screen name for some guy, Pete&#8217;s friend, who&#8217;s hitting on Pete&#8217;s girlfriend [<em>or thinks he&#8217;s hitting on Pete&#8217;s girlfriend<\/em>]<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>As best we can tell, here&#8217;s what happened&#8230;<\/p>\n<ol>\n<li>drakkertr (D), Pete&#8217;s friend, was planning a serious hook-up with Pete&#8217;s girlfriend, Kim<\/li>\n<li>Unfortunately for D, Pete&#8217;s girlfriend here was really Pete. Pete is 1 jealous conspiratorial mo-fo. D is toasted!<\/li>\n<li>D: Huh, Wah? Shock ensues.<\/li>\n<li>Seconds pass. D gamely attempts a recovery. Yo, dude, I was joking, dude, ha ha. Sounds like BS. Almost pulls it off for a second (at least on us). But ultimate smell test: BS.<\/li>\n<li>Pete spits on D&#8217;s BS. Not a happy friend. Indicates he plans to communicate his unhappiness to D.<\/li>\n<li>D understands, starts peeing in his pants.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Written by B-Rant Snagged good! For those who want a character index: &#8220;me&#8221; is Kim, girlfriend of Pete. [only it turns out me isn&#8217;t really Kim.] &#8220;drakkertr&#8221; is the screen name for some guy, Pete&#8217;s friend, who&#8217;s hitting on Pete&#8217;s girlfriend [or thinks he&#8217;s hitting on Pete&#8217;s girlfriend] As best we can tell, here&#8217;s what [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/localhost\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/778"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/localhost\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/localhost\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/localhost\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/localhost\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=778"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/localhost\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/778\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3839,"href":"http:\/\/localhost\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/778\/revisions\/3839"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/localhost\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=778"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/localhost\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=778"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/localhost\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=778"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}