{"id":6117,"date":"2023-02-02T02:21:19","date_gmt":"2023-02-02T07:21:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/localhost\/wordpress\/?p=6117"},"modified":"2023-02-03T03:26:47","modified_gmt":"2023-02-03T08:26:47","slug":"hey-dad-if-you-get-an-attendance-call-from-school","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/localhost\/wordpress\/2023\/02\/02\/hey-dad-if-you-get-an-attendance-call-from-school\/","title":{"rendered":"“hey dad, if you get an attendance call from school…”\u00a0"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

a text from son, who’s currently stuck in an elevator with 5 friends.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Bonus: The man climbed out of his eighth floor apartment window to catch the helpless three-year-old girl.<\/p>\n\n\n\n