{"id":6099,"date":"2023-01-25T01:12:00","date_gmt":"2023-01-25T06:12:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/localhost\/wordpress\/?p=6099"},"modified":"2023-01-26T01:20:29","modified_gmt":"2023-01-26T06:20:29","slug":"my-kids-havent-cleaned-their-bathroom-like-they-were-supposed-to","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/localhost\/wordpress\/2023\/01\/25\/my-kids-havent-cleaned-their-bathroom-like-they-were-supposed-to\/","title":{"rendered":"My kids haven\u2019t cleaned their bathroom like they were supposed to."},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>\u00a0I decided to leave a note under a rag they left on the floor. Let\u2019s see if they find it. It\u2019s been a week already.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/img.bspcn.com\/230125a.jpg\" alt=\"\"\/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Top 2: The average cat\u2019s reaction time is approximately 20-70 milliseconds, which is faster than the average snake\u2019s reaction time, 44-70 milliseconds.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<iframe width=\"560\" height=\"315\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/prECuyfQU-o\" title=\"YouTube video player\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Top 3: Comunism<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/img.bspcn.com\/230125b.jpg\" alt=\"\"\/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Top 4: I told my wife that Rupert Murdoch&#8217;s chin disturbed me. She replied to me with this.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/img.bspcn.com\/230125c.png\" alt=\"\"\/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Top 5: I guess divorce parties are a thing now?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/img.bspcn.com\/230125d.jpg\" alt=\"\"\/><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u00a0I decided to leave a note under a rag they left on the floor. Let\u2019s see if they find it. It\u2019s been a week already. Top 2: The average cat\u2019s reaction time is approximately 20-70 milliseconds, which is faster than the average snake\u2019s reaction time, 44-70 milliseconds. Top 3: Comunism Top 4: I told my [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/localhost\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6099"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/localhost\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/localhost\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/localhost\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/localhost\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6099"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/localhost\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6099\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6100,"href":"http:\/\/localhost\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6099\/revisions\/6100"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/localhost\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6099"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/localhost\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6099"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/localhost\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6099"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}