{"id":3894,"date":"2011-04-27T23:59:20","date_gmt":"2011-04-28T06:59:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.bspcn.com\/?p=3894"},"modified":"2011-04-28T01:18:30","modified_gmt":"2011-04-28T08:18:30","slug":"go-the-fuck-to-sleep-a-storybook-for-exhausted-parents","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/localhost\/wordpress\/2011\/04\/27\/go-the-fuck-to-sleep-a-storybook-for-exhausted-parents\/","title":{"rendered":"Go the Fuck to Sleep: a storybook for exhausted parents"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Collected by <a href=\"http:\/\/www.boingboing.net\/2011\/04\/26\/go-the-fuck-to-sleep.html\">boingboing<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/gp\/product\/1617750255\/ref=as_li_qf_sp_asin_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;tag=thebesarteved-20&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;camp=217145&amp;creative=399349&amp;creativeASIN=1617750255\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/lh6.googleusercontent.com\/_MsZb8mYFoCs\/TbkilBDMOjI\/AAAAAAAANpc\/7SvMBrAJ6Go\/s800\/go-the-fuck-to-sleep.jpg\" alt=\"go-the-fuck-to-sleep.jpg\" width=\"500\" height=\"372\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>This is going to be my default gift for my friends who have kids.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><em>Go the Fuck To Sleep<\/em> is a bedtime book for parents who live in the real world, where a few snoozing kitties and cutesy rhymes don&#8217;t always send a toddler sailing off to dreamland. Honest, profane, and affectionate, Adam Mansbach&#8217;s verses and Ricardo Cort\u00e9s&#8217; illustrations perfectly capture the familiar&#8211;and unspoken&#8211;tribulations of putting your little angel down for the night, and open up a conversation about parenting in the process. Beautiful, subversive, and pants-wettingly funny,\u00a0<em>Go the Fuck to Sleep<\/em> is a perfect gift for parents new, old, or expectant. Here is a sample verse:<em>The cats nestle close to their kittens now.<br \/>\nThe lambs have laid down with the sheep.<br \/>\nYou&#8217;re cozy and warm in your bed, my dear<br \/>\nPlease go the fuck to sleep.<\/em><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/gp\/product\/1617750255\/ref=as_li_qf_sp_asin_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;tag=thebesarteved-20&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;camp=217145&amp;creative=399349&amp;creativeASIN=1617750255\">Go the Fuck to Sleep<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Bonus: I&#8217;m from Massachusetts where we have a bunch of towns with stupid names. In one particular town of Sandwich, this is what their cruisers have on the side <\/strong><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/lh5.googleusercontent.com\/_MsZb8mYFoCs\/TbkilHbrQxI\/AAAAAAAANpg\/yaWmF2UeR0o\/s800\/sandwich_police_1218549i.jpg\" alt=\"null\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Collected by boingboing This is going to be my default gift for my friends who have kids. Go the Fuck To Sleep is a bedtime book for parents who live in the real world, where a few snoozing kitties and cutesy rhymes don&#8217;t always send a toddler sailing off to dreamland. Honest, profane, and affectionate, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/localhost\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3894"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/localhost\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/localhost\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/localhost\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/localhost\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3894"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/localhost\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3894\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3895,"href":"http:\/\/localhost\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3894\/revisions\/3895"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/localhost\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3894"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/localhost\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3894"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/localhost\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3894"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}