{"id":3287,"date":"2011-01-07T23:59:37","date_gmt":"2011-01-08T06:59:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.bspcn.com\/?p=3287"},"modified":"2011-01-08T00:30:13","modified_gmt":"2011-01-08T07:30:13","slug":"6-reasons-why-you-should-date-a-fat-girl","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/localhost\/wordpress\/2011\/01\/07\/6-reasons-why-you-should-date-a-fat-girl\/","title":{"rendered":"6 Reasons Why You Should Date a Fat Girl"},"content":{"rendered":"

Written by regretfulmorning<\/a><\/p>\n

I get shit on quite a bit by female readers (usually via email) calling me a sexist pig and what not for the \u201cfat chick\u201d and \u201cdirty whore\u201d jokes I make.\u00a0 While they are mostly right, I need to point out that I love chubby girls<\/a>. Yes you, chick who said I show nothing but \u201cplastic bitches\u201d on this site, I\u2019m talking to you.<\/p>\n

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The reason \u201cmen\u2019s entertainment\u201d sites don\u2019t show hefty women anymore, is because they aren\u2019t in demand.Supply and demand.<\/em> This site is 72% men, and in almost 3 years I\u2019ve only had a handful of people make comments about liking \u2018the chubbies.\u2019\u00a0\u00a0 RM readers demand hot sluts with big tits, and I supply them.<\/p>\n

Today however, I\u2019m going to make my case for the larger ladies.\u00a0 Yes you in the back row who can finish a Porterhouse steak, and clear a motherfucking swimming pool when you cannon ball, I got your back (or a fraction of it at least lol).<\/p>\n

Not Afraid To Eat<\/strong><\/p>\n

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It\u2019s boring when you sit down at a nice restaurant and your date orders a garden salad.\u00a0 Yea it\u2019s cheaper, but if we weren\u2019t ready to pay for a Filet Mignon, we wouldn\u2019t have asked to take you out.\u00a0 A big girl is likely to clean her plate (and yours) and have enough room for dessert.\u00a0 Eating alone is no fun.<\/p>\n

Less Likely To Be Conceited<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Super hot girls<\/a> who get hit on constantly, are stuck up beyond belief.\u00a0 Comments like \u201cHey I like your hair today\u201d get laughed at and grazed over.\u00a0 They\u2019ve also got entire cell phone full of guys who want to bang them.\u00a0 That means, even if you do end up dating her, she\u2019s liable to be getting drilled by 2 or 3 other fleshrockets at the same time.<\/p>\n

Will Give You A BJ That You Won\u2019t Ever Forget<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Every single guy who read this and experienced it is smiling<\/a> right now.\u00a0 I asked my dad a few years ago \u201cHey dad, why do fat girls give better head?\u201d\u00a0 This is when he told me that they will work a lot harder to keep their man.\u00a0\u00a0 A model can get whoever she wants, so why perfect the art<\/a>?\u00a0 My dad is smart, so we\u2019re going to use this as an acceptable answer.<\/p>\n

More Durable<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Do you ever like to wrestle around with your girl?\u00a0 Maybe throw her in an armbar or choke hold while you\u2019re watching a UFC event<\/a> on TV?\u00a0 Damn right you do, it\u2019s fun.\u00a0 Kinda like body slamming a little brother into the couch cushions when your parents weren\u2019t looking.\u00a0 Anyway, I have found that girls with a little bit of weight on them, can dish it out and take it too.\u00a0 Sure they might be out of breath after 30 seconds of grappling, but at least they won\u2019t cry about you messing up their hair.<\/p>\n

Will Keep You In Shape<\/strong><\/p>\n

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I don\u2019t even know how to explain this next part without getting graphic.\u00a0 You know how when you go down on a girl, sometimes you put your hands under her butt cheeks to lift her towards you?\u00a0 Well, try doing that with a girl who weighs over a buck ninety.\u00a0 It\u2019s hard.\u00a0 And if you look at your biceps<\/a> while doing so, you\u2019ll see that they\u2019re getting all pumped up.\u00a0 Are we on the same page yet?\u00a0 A meal and a workout all in one.<\/p>\n

Warmer When It\u2019s Cold Out<\/strong><\/p>\n

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It\u2019s the winter time right now, and winter sucks balls.\u00a0 Nights are long, unpleasant and nippy. You can remedy this with a girl that has a few rolls.\u00a0 Let\u2019s say your arm is cold:\u00a0 Simply snuggle up behind her (spooning style) and slip your arm in between her chub folds.\u00a0 Instant body heat.<\/p>\n

Conclusion:<\/strong> Haters gonna hate<\/a>, but I\u2019m not one of them, and you shouldn\u2019t be either.\u00a0 I am also a firm believer in \u201cDon\u2019t knock it till ya try it.\u201d\u00a0 So gentlemen, next time you feel like shunning a girl at the bar because she weighs more than you will ever be able to benchpress, think back to this article and keep an open mind.<\/p>\n

My beautiful girlfriend has just passed away, this was the last gift I gave her, and I want the world to see just how amazing she was.<\/h3>\n

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