{"id":3135,"date":"2010-12-13T23:59:27","date_gmt":"2010-12-14T06:59:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.bspcn.com\/?p=3135"},"modified":"2010-12-14T00:12:03","modified_gmt":"2010-12-14T07:12:03","slug":"the-top-20-internet-lists-of-2010","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/localhost\/wordpress\/2010\/12\/13\/the-top-20-internet-lists-of-2010\/","title":{"rendered":"The Top 20 Internet Lists of 2010"},"content":{"rendered":"

Collected by nerve<\/a><\/p>\n

Lesbians who look like Justin Bieber, animals that don’t have asses, and 18 others. In convenient list form!<\/h3>\n

\"John<\/a><\/p>\n

1) The 15 Douchiest John Mayer Quotes<\/a><\/strong><\/h3>\n

Nerve readers love talking about how douchey John Mayer is almost as much as they like arguing about pubic-hair styling. In other words, a lot.<\/p>\n

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\"Cats<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n

2) 109 Cats in Sweaters<\/a><\/strong><\/h3>\n

Ten cats in sweaters isn’t cool. You know what’s cool? One hundred cats in sweaters.<\/p>\n

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\"Lesbians<\/a><\/p>\n

3) 25 Lesbians Who Look Like Justin Bieber<\/a><\/strong><\/h3>\n

A recent list celebrating 2010 as \u201cThe Year of the Lesbian\u201d started with Jane Lynch\u2019s wedding \u2014 followed by \u201clesbians who look like Justin Bieber.\u201d The rise to super-stardom of a sixteen-year-old boy with lesbianic bangs seems like a weak victory for gay women. But it\u2019s a huge coup for the list community.<\/p>\n

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\"Prince\"<\/a><\/p>\n

4) 23 Cheerful Ditties About Murder, Death, and the Apocalypse<\/a><\/strong><\/h3>\n

We\u2019re all going to die. But as these musicians show, that\u2019s no reason to be gloomy.<\/p>\n

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\"Animals<\/a><\/p>\n

5) 6 Animals That Just Don\u2019t Give a Fuck<\/a><\/strong><\/h3>\n

This list teaches us about the honey badger \u2014 probably the cutest li\u2019l furball you\u2019ve ever seen. Until it rips out your fucking throat.<\/p>\n

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\"Types<\/a><\/p>\n

6) The 90 Types of Bitches<\/a><\/strong><\/h3>\n

This list may not be verisimilitudinous (look it up), but it\u2019s very thorough. It takes a true mind to recognize the distinction between Buck-toothed Bitches and Cheesy-Teeth Bitches.<\/p>\n

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\"50<\/a><\/p>\n

7) The 50 Worst States in America<\/a><\/strong><\/h3>\n

Every state has its problems. But Arizona really blows. Not even its iced tea tastes good.<\/p>\n

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\"Terrifying<\/a><\/p>\n

8) 7 Terrifying Celebrity Face Swaps<\/a><\/strong><\/h3>\n

A \u201ccelebrity face swap\u201d is when you take the face of one celebrity and Photoshop it onto another, creating a humorous effect. It\u2019s not generally considered a productive way to spend an afternoon.<\/p>\n

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\"Pre-Gaga<\/a><\/p>\n

9) 14 Pre-Gaga Meat Outfits<\/a><\/strong><\/h3>\n

Historians take note: Lady Gaga is not the true originator of raw-meat clothing, merely its popularizer. The true honor belongs to the bacon-bra people.<\/p>\n

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\"Best<\/a><\/p>\n

10) The 11 Best Nude Moments in Old-School Nintendo Games<\/a><\/strong><\/h3>\n

If you squint, she looks like a very pixelated version of the girl from Total Recall. And you can totally see her butt.<\/p>\n

\"Greatest<\/a><\/p>\n

11) The 10 Greatest Four Loko Tributes<\/a><\/strong><\/h3>\n

Last Friday, Four Loko as we knew it disappeared forever. American college students will now be forced to obtain their alcohol and caffeine fixes from separate beverages.<\/p>\n

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\"Mugshots<\/a><\/p>\n

12) 11 Mugshots of Actual Hoes from Ludacris\u2019 Area Codes<\/a><\/strong><\/h3>\n

This might be the heaviest list on the list. But, someone listened to all of Ludacris\u2019s songs, picked out every reference to a prostitute, and dug through crime records to find a mugshot in a corresponding area. That sort of pointless diligence must be rewarded.<\/p>\n

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\"Best<\/a><\/p>\n

13) 17 Best Invisible Cat Pictures<\/a><\/strong><\/h3>\n

You might be thinking, \u201cWhat? Another cat-picture list?\u201d If you are, you need to click this. And shut up.<\/p>\n

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\"Most<\/a><\/p>\n

14) The 10 Most Iconic Crotches in Rock History<\/a><\/strong><\/h3>\n

If your average crotch is a sensible grey sedan, David Lee Roth\u2019s is a tricked out yellow Ferrari.<\/p>\n

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\"Hungover<\/a><\/p>\n

15) Top 10 Hungover Owls<\/a><\/strong><\/h3>\n

These owls woke up in their clothes fifteen minutes late.<\/p>\n

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\"Boob<\/a><\/p>\n

16) The Top 10 Boob Trick Videos<\/a><\/strong><\/h3>\n

This list is a very good way to make your breasts feel inadequate. Much like Cosmo and Dolly Parton.<\/p>\n

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\"Comedies<\/a><\/p>\n

17) 13 Comedies with Cinematic Bad-asses Playing Second Fiddle to Kids, Dogs, and Adorable Old Ladies<\/a><\/strong><\/h3>\n

One minute you\u2019re starring in a gun-shooting, explosion-blossoming action flick. The next, you\u2019re reading a script where you get humiliated by a gang of plucky primary-school kids, thinking, \u201cYeah, I\u2019m totally going to do this.\u201d<\/p>\n

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\"Trees<\/a><\/p>\n

18) 11 Trees That Look Like Genitals<\/a><\/strong><\/h3>\n

Truth: All trees look a little bit like genitals. These trees, however, look a lot like genitals.<\/p>\n

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\"Glenn<\/a><\/p>\n

19) 9 Ridiculous Things That Most Americans Believe<\/a><\/strong><\/h3>\n

Which is more embarrassing? That eighteen percent of Americans believe the sun revolves around the earth, or that three percent of Americans have no opinion on the matter at all?<\/p>\n

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\"Animals<\/a><\/p>\n

20) Top 10 Animals That Don\u2019t Have Asses<\/a><\/strong><\/h3>\n

You too are a member of the animal kingdom, friend. Don\u2019t take your ass for granted.<\/p>\n

Bonus:”Booboo kills Yogi” alternate ending.<\/strong><\/p>\n

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