{"id":2597,"date":"2010-10-14T07:59:54","date_gmt":"2010-10-14T14:59:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.bspcn.com\/?p=2597"},"modified":"2010-10-14T07:59:54","modified_gmt":"2010-10-14T14:59:54","slug":"13-facebook-tricks-guys-use-to-look-%e2%80%9ccool%e2%80%9d","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/localhost\/wordpress\/2010\/10\/14\/13-facebook-tricks-guys-use-to-look-%e2%80%9ccool%e2%80%9d\/","title":{"rendered":"13 Facebook Tricks Guys Use To Look \u201cCool\u201d"},"content":{"rendered":"

Written by Alex- University of South Carolina<\/a><\/p>\n

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Those lovable bros over at BroBible.com have once again attempted to tarnish the sterling facades us girls put up just to please them (riiiight\u2026).\u00a0 The latest topic up for debate: The 15 Most Common Ways Girls Try to Look Hotter on Facebook<\/a>. From butts out to boobs smooshed, they\u2019re calling us out on all our \u201ctricks\u201d of the online trade.<\/p>\n

Well guys, a little of our own light research has gone a long way.\u00a0 Turns out you\u2019re guilty of posting some overused, Brolicious pics yourselves.\u00a0 Need proof?\u00a0 Just go through your tagged photos and see if you\u2019re guilty of any of these thirteen major offenses:<\/p>\n

Leg up on a coffee table\/chair\/ledge, fist on hip, other arm pointing out yonder.<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Are you scouting out the promise land, or eyeing that leggy blonde in the frat castle foyer?\u00a0 Either way, you look like a tool.<\/p>\n

Posing with expensive bottles of booze.<\/strong><\/p>\n

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If the picture is taken alongside a Grey Goose tower in the liquor store, then it doesn\u2019t count.\u00a0 If you actually own twenty bottles of Grey Goose, then that\u2019s just shameful.<\/p>\n

Blue Steel.<\/strong><\/p>\n

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I believe it was Hansel who was so hot right now, not you.<\/p>\n

Holding a cigar.<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Stogies with the bros?\u00a0 How refined.\u00a0 You must be a man of superior class and means.\u00a0 Or you\u2019re a total dad.<\/p>\n

Throwing the shocker.<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Please do me.<\/p>\n

Creeping in the background of hot girls\u2019 pictures.<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Gosh, I sure can\u2019t figure out why they\u2019re not with you\u2026<\/p>\n

Keg stand<\/a>.<\/strong><\/p>\n

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What talent.\u00a0 What skill.\u00a0 You\u2019re going far, my friend.<\/p>\n

With fratty frat bros<\/a>.<\/strong><\/p>\n

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The bowties are cute, but did you really need those seersucker sport coats in October?\u00a0 I\u2019d think a man of your stature would be familiar with the most basic sartorial guidelines.<\/p>\n

Passed out on the couch at tailgate<\/a>.<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Oh, you can\u2019t make it through a pre-game? Definitely something to boast about, pussy.<\/p>\n

Always wearing a hat.<\/strong><\/p>\n

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You\u2019re balder than Kenny Chesney.\u00a0 The first step is admitting it to yourself.<\/p>\n

The Action Shot.<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Oh, you\u2019re good at sports? Awesome.<\/p>\n

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Leaning against an expensive car.<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Clearly that thing\u2019s not yours.\u00a0 I saw the beat up Tahoe you\u2019ve been cruising in and that thing\u2019s no Bentley.<\/p>\n

Documentation of random bro hijinks<\/a>.<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Posing with the Indian cab driver.\u00a0 Thumbs up with a hobo. Getting Iced.\u00a0 Peeing in the campus fountain.\u00a0 Standing strategically under the girl dancing on the bar in a miniskirt.\u00a0 So.\u00a0 Effing.\u00a0 Cool.<\/p>\n

Bonus: I love printable coupons. >:D<\/h3>\n

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Written by Alex- University of South Carolina Those lovable bros over at BroBible.com have once again attempted to tarnish the sterling facades us girls put up just to please them (riiiight\u2026).\u00a0 The latest topic up for debate: The 15 Most Common Ways Girls Try to Look Hotter on Facebook. From butts out to boobs smooshed, […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/localhost\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2597"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/localhost\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/localhost\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/localhost\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/localhost\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2597"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/localhost\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2597\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2599,"href":"http:\/\/localhost\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2597\/revisions\/2599"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/localhost\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2597"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/localhost\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2597"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/localhost\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2597"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}