{"id":139,"date":"2007-09-15T15:30:47","date_gmt":"2007-09-15T22:30:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.bspcn.com\/2007\/09\/15\/13-clever-and-hilarious-billboard-advertisements\/"},"modified":"2007-09-15T15:30:47","modified_gmt":"2007-09-15T22:30:47","slug":"13-clever-and-hilarious-billboard-advertisements","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/localhost\/wordpress\/2007\/09\/15\/13-clever-and-hilarious-billboard-advertisements\/","title":{"rendered":"13 Clever and Hilarious Billboard Advertisements"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Written by <a href=\"http:\/\/onemansblog.com\/2007\/09\/13\/13-billboards-i-laughed-i-cried-i-posted\/\" target=\"_blank\">John Pozadzides<\/a><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/onemansblog.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/09\/billboard.jpg\" alt=\"Blank Billboard\" title=\"Blank Billboard\" align=\"left\" border=\"0\" height=\"94\" hspace=\"10\" vspace=\"10\" width=\"160\">I  scoured the Internet tubes for an entire day just to assemble this  collection of fantastic billboards. They are from all over the place,  and it wasn?t until after I assembled them that I realized I didn?t  keep track of where most originated (if anyone knew in the first  place). So sorry about that.<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, for Thursday the 13th here is a crop of 13 freshly prepared  humorous, cool and witty billboards. (Hmmm? Humorous. Cool. Witty.  Remind you of anyone?) So, enjoy the fruits of my cheap Greek-American  labor. Oh, and Warning: This article is Not kid safe!\n  <\/p>\n<p>  Damn this was an expensive billboard.  But I guess it?s worth it if people stop to pose for photos by it.<\/p>\n<p align=\"center\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/onemansblog.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/09\/Billboard_Cingular_Hate_Dropped_Calls.jpg\" alt=\"Billboard - Cingular Hate Dropped Calls\" title=\"Billboard - Cingular Hate Dropped Calls\" border=\"0\" height=\"498\" hspace=\"10\" vspace=\"10\" width=\"500\"><\/p>\n<p>Ouch.  This billboard comes with biting satire at no extra charge.<\/p>\n<p align=\"center\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/onemansblog.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/09\/Billboard_Closet_Space_Right_to_Choose.jpg\" alt=\"Billboard - Closet Space Right to Choose\" title=\"Billboard - Closet Space Right to Choose\" border=\"0\" height=\"405\" hspace=\"10\" vspace=\"10\" width=\"480\"><\/p>\n<p>I don?t know if this is real, but it is hilarious!<\/p>\n<p align=\"center\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/onemansblog.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/09\/Billboard_Enjoy_Minnesota.jpg\" alt=\"Billboard - Enjoy Minnesota\" title=\"Billboard - Enjoy Minnesota\" border=\"0\" height=\"375\" hspace=\"10\" vspace=\"10\" width=\"500\"><\/p>\n<p>Would you like a side of irony with that order?<\/p>\n<p align=\"center\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/onemansblog.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/09\/Billboard_McDonalds_Obesity.jpg\" alt=\"Billboard - McDonalds + Obesity\" title=\"Billboard - McDonalds + Obesity\" border=\"0\" height=\"347\" hspace=\"10\" vspace=\"10\" width=\"350\"><\/p>\n<p>I don?t want to be the guy that had to install this billboard.<\/p>\n<p align=\"center\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/onemansblog.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/09\/Billboard_Rejoice_Comb.jpg\" alt=\"Billboard - Rejoice Comb\" title=\"Billboard - Rejoice Comb\" border=\"0\" height=\"430\" hspace=\"10\" vspace=\"10\" width=\"573\"><\/p>\n<p>Strippers vs. Church &#8211; Photo by <a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/ktbugs\/769621399\/\">ktbugs23<\/a><\/p>\n<p align=\"center\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/onemansblog.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/09\/Billboard_What_Are_You_Looking_At.jpg\" alt=\"Billboard - What Are You Looking At?\" title=\"Billboard - What Are You Looking At?\" border=\"0\" height=\"498\" hspace=\"10\" vspace=\"10\" width=\"495\"><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/paulstamatiou.com\/\">Paul Stamatiou<\/a> caught this <a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/pauls\/874137657\/\">defaced Starbucks billboard<\/a>. (Paul, you weren?t documenting your own handiwork were you? <img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/onemansblog.com\/wp-includes\/images\/smilies\/icon_smile.gif\" alt=\":-)\"> )<\/p>\n<p align=\"center\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/onemansblog.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/09\/Billboard_Starbucks_Vandalized.jpg\" alt=\"Billboard - Starbucks Vandalized\" title=\"Billboard - Starbucks Vandalized\" border=\"0\" height=\"334\" hspace=\"10\" vspace=\"10\" width=\"500\"><\/p>\n<p>I didn?t know that sex precluded one from becoming an engineer.  But that explains a lot?<\/p>\n<p align=\"center\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/onemansblog.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/09\/Billboard_Sex_Can_Wait.jpg\" alt=\"Billboard - Sex Can Wait\" title=\"Billboard - Sex Can Wait\" border=\"0\" height=\"333\" hspace=\"10\" vspace=\"10\" width=\"397\"><\/p>\n<p>Well, they aren?t pulling any punches with this one are they?<\/p>\n<p align=\"center\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/onemansblog.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/09\/Billboard_Liquid_Panty_Remover.jpg\" alt=\"Billboard - Liquid Panty Remover\" title=\"Billboard - Liquid Panty Remover\" border=\"0\" height=\"277\" hspace=\"10\" vspace=\"10\" width=\"400\"><\/p>\n<p>I?ve got to say, this is a completely lame billboard to start with. <\/p>\n<p align=\"center\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/onemansblog.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/09\/Billboard_Speeding_Whats_Your_Excuse.jpg\" alt=\"Billboard - Speeding What's Your Excuse?\" title=\"Billboard - Speeding What's Your Excuse?\" border=\"0\" height=\"302\" hspace=\"10\" vspace=\"10\" width=\"410\"><\/p>\n<p>Pure Genius.<\/p>\n<p align=\"center\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/onemansblog.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/09\/Billboard_Sharp_Knife.jpg\" alt=\"Billboard - Sharp Knife\" title=\"Billboard - Sharp Knife\" border=\"0\" height=\"451\" hspace=\"10\" vspace=\"10\" width=\"440\"><\/p>\n<p>Must have been the same ad team as the knives above. Simply genius.<\/p>\n<p align=\"center\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/onemansblog.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/09\/Billboard_Bic_Razor.jpg\" alt=\"Billboard - Bic Razor\" title=\"Billboard - Bic Razor\" border=\"0\" height=\"329\" hspace=\"10\" vspace=\"10\" width=\"600\"><\/p>\n<p>Notice, this ad is for the Special Forces.  Do you see where the brochures are located?<\/p>\n<p align=\"center\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/onemansblog.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/08\/Billboard_Army_Take_a_Brochure.jpg\" alt=\"Billboard - Army Take a Brochure\" title=\"Billboard - Army Take a Brochure\" border=\"0\" height=\"383\" hspace=\"10\" vspace=\"10\" width=\"301\"><\/p>\n<p>Edit 9\/13:  Here are a couple more sent over by <a href=\"http:\/\/www.johny.org\/\">Johny<\/a>?<\/p>\n<p align=\"center\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/onemansblog.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/09\/Silbermans_Fitness.jpg\" alt=\"Billboard Silberman's Fitness\" title=\"Billboard Silberman's Fitness\" border=\"0\" height=\"270\" hspace=\"10\" vspace=\"10\" width=\"450\"><\/p>\n<p align=\"center\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/onemansblog.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/09\/Sweatex.jpg\" alt=\"Sweatex Billboard\" title=\"Sweatex Billboard\" border=\"0\" height=\"333\" hspace=\"10\" vspace=\"10\" width=\"398\"><\/p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Written by John Pozadzides I scoured the Internet tubes for an entire day just to assemble this collection of fantastic billboards. They are from all over the place, and it wasn?t until after I assembled them that I realized I didn?t keep track of where most originated (if anyone knew in the first place). So [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/localhost\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/139"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/localhost\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/localhost\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/localhost\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/localhost\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=139"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/localhost\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/139\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/localhost\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=139"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/localhost\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=139"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/localhost\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=139"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}