{"id":1276,"date":"2009-11-24T07:50:26","date_gmt":"2009-11-24T14:50:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.bspcn.com\/?p=1276"},"modified":"2009-11-24T07:50:26","modified_gmt":"2009-11-24T14:50:26","slug":"how-to-make-a-woman-happy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/localhost\/wordpress\/2009\/11\/24\/how-to-make-a-woman-happy\/","title":{"rendered":"How to make a woman Happy"},"content":{"rendered":"

It’s not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be:<\/p>\n

1. a friend<\/p>\n

2. a companion<\/p>\n

3. a lover<\/p>\n

4. a brother<\/p>\n

5. a father<\/p>\n

6. a master<\/p>\n

7. a chef<\/p>\n

8. an electrician<\/p>\n

9. a carpenter<\/p>\n

10. a plumber<\/p>\n

11. a mechanic<\/p>\n

12. a decorator<\/p>\n

13. a stylist<\/p>\n

14. a sexologist<\/p>\n

15. a gynecologist<\/p>\n

16. a psychologist<\/p>\n

17. a pest exterminator<\/p>\n

18. a psychiatrist<\/p>\n

19. a healer<\/p>\n

20. a good listener<\/p>\n

21. an organizer<\/p>\n

22. a good father<\/p>\n

23. very clean<\/p>\n

24. sympathetic<\/p>\n

25. athletic<\/p>\n

26. warm<\/p>\n

27. attentive<\/p>\n

28. gallant<\/p>\n

29. intelligent<\/p>\n

30. funny<\/p>\n

31. creative<\/p>\n

32. tender<\/p>\n

33. strong<\/p>\n

34. understanding<\/p>\n

35. tolerant<\/p>\n

36. prudent<\/p>\n

37. ambitious<\/p>\n

38. capable<\/p>\n

39. courageous<\/p>\n

40. determined<\/p>\n

41. true<\/p>\n

42. dependable<\/p>\n

43. passionate<\/p>\n

44. compassionate<\/p>\n

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:<\/p>\n

45. give her compliments regularly<\/p>\n

46. love shopping<\/p>\n

47. be honest<\/p>\n

48. be very rich<\/p>\n

49. not stress her out<\/p>\n

50. not look at other girls<\/p>\n

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:<\/p>\n

51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself<\/p>\n

52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself<\/p>\n

53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes<\/p>\n

IT IS VERY IMPORTANT<\/p>\n

54. Never to forget:<\/p>\n

*birthdays<\/p>\n

*anniversaries<\/p>\n

*arrangements she makes.<\/p>\n

HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY<\/p>\n

1. Show up naked<\/p>\n

2. Bring food and beer.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

It’s not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be: 1. a friend 2. a companion 3. a lover 4. a brother 5. a father 6. a master 7. a chef 8. an electrician 9. a carpenter 10. a plumber 11. a mechanic 12. a decorator 13. a stylist 14. a […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/localhost\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1276"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/localhost\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/localhost\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/localhost\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/localhost\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1276"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/localhost\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1276\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1277,"href":"http:\/\/localhost\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1276\/revisions\/1277"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/localhost\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1276"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/localhost\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1276"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/localhost\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1276"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}