2.<\/strong> If you find yourself running from the law, no problem! Just hop over the gate that says ‘DANGER! Particle Physics Experiment in progress’ and you’re in the clear.<\/p>\n 3.<\/strong> If your girlfriend is hanging from the roof of a demolished skyscraper, never fear. Nonchalantly take some pictures and introduce yourself to her father, who also doesn’t seem to give a shit.<\/p>\n 4.<\/strong> Flipping pancakes and listening to vintage dance songs will only lead to adultery.<\/p>\n 5.<\/strong> Black is the new red. And alien goo is the new cotton.<\/p>\n 6.<\/strong> If you ever find yourself battling a giant sand person and a jagged-toothed photographer alongside your best friend who just tried to kill you, be sure that you and him exchange ‘witty’ banter at every opportunity. “I’m a little busy over here, buddy.” “I’d love to help you, but I’ve got my hands full, buddy” and so on.<\/p>\n 7.<\/strong> If you want to kill someone real bad, then go to church and pray and maybe, if you’re lucky, God will provide you with an alien suit made of pure evil.<\/p>\n 8.<\/strong> Sufferers of amnesia just can’t help smiling ridiculously and eating ice-cream. Oh life is good when you can’t remember anything.<\/p>\n 9.<\/strong> Bad boys eat cookies, drink milk and mimic their lecturers down the phone in a hilarious manner.<\/p>\n 10.<\/strong> Is your girlfriend feeling down? No problem, make her feel better by passionately upside-down kissing some really hot chick in front of her.<\/p>\n![\"Spiderman](\"http:\/\/www.smh.com.au\/ffximage\/2007\/05\/02\/Spider3_070501100604623_wideweb__300x375.jpg\")
1.<\/strong> EMOs are a product of alien symbiosis<\/p>\n