{"id":1187,"date":"2009-10-18T23:59:14","date_gmt":"2009-10-19T04:59:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.bspcn.com\/2009\/10\/18\/5-myths-that-people-dont-realize-are-admitted-hoaxes\/"},"modified":"2009-10-18T23:59:14","modified_gmt":"2009-10-19T04:59:14","slug":"5-myths-that-people-dont-realize-are-admitted-hoaxes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/localhost\/wordpress\/2009\/10\/18\/5-myths-that-people-dont-realize-are-admitted-hoaxes\/","title":{"rendered":"5 Myths That People Don’t Realize Are Admitted Hoaxes"},"content":{"rendered":"

Written by C. Coville<\/a><\/p>\n

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It’s no surprise that the world gets taken in by hoaxers and con men. They’re really good at what they do and most of us are bored enough to believe anything as long as it takes our mind off the cubicle for a while.<\/p>\n

And even when the hoaxers get accused of fakery, we may still take their side. After all, those negative doubting types try to shoot down everything! Who cares what they say! What is harder to explain, though, is the times when the perpetrators of a hoax come out themselves and confess to the fakery… and people still go right on believing<\/em>.<\/p>\n

#5.The Surgeon’s Photograph of the Loch Ness Monster<\/strong><\/p>\n

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This famous picture, which shows what looks like the head of a prehistoric creature emerging from the waves of Scotland’s Loch Ness, was allegedly snapped by gynecologist Robert Wilson in 1934. It soon became known as the "surgeon’s photograph," because searching for "gynecologist’s photograph" on Google Images will absolutely not result in finding this picture.<\/p>\n

Before Dr. Vagina’s famous photo, the Loch Ness Monster had been limited to a few legends and scattered local sightings, which presumably accompanied spottings of highland prostitutes and grain alcohol. After the surgeon’s photo, however, the creature gained worldwide attention, despite the fact that Wilson himself denied the Loch Ness Monster even existed and insisted he had just taken a picture of some animal he didn’t recognize.<\/p>\n


"Ooh, an animal I don’t recognize! Good thing I don’t believe in monsters or I would be shitting all over myself right now."<\/p>\n

Monster sightings and photographs continued unabated in the area for the next 60 years until 1994, when a man named Christian Spurling finally confessed to the hoax. Spurling explained that his father-in-law Marmaduke Wetherall had staged the picture using a fake monster head attached to an 18-inch long toy submarine.<\/p>\n

The whole ridiculous plan was an attempt to get back at his employer, a newspaper called the Daily Mail<\/em> that had ridiculed him in a recent issue. Wetherall had Dr. Wilson submit the picture to give it more "respectability."<\/p>\n


The original uncropped image, which is clearly a prehistoric beast and not a duck or a bathtub toy.<\/p>\n

And Yet…<\/p>\n

So that’s the end of the Loch Ness Monster, right?<\/p>\n

Not even close. Die-hard cryptozoologists immediately dismissed Spurling’s hoax confession, insisting the resources that he described being used to make the fake monster didn’t exist in 1934 (fake monster heads would apparently not be invented until much later).<\/p>\n

To this day, the Loch Ness Monster industry is thriving, and every few years there’s a new, expensive expedition setting out to find it<\/a>. There was a 2003 BBC special that employed satellites and 600 separate sonar beams to try to track down the beast once and for all.<\/p>\n

So Why Do They Still Believe?<\/p>\n

The fact that there are "cryptozoologists" in the world (that is, people who specialize in tracking legendary creatures to prove they’re real) should tell you. There are people who have staked their reputations on the creature being real and depend on the income from books asserting such. It’s not so easy for somebody in that position to give in to the "wooden head glued to a toy submarine" theory.<\/p>\n


Latest photograph of the monster.<\/p>\n

If there were only some way to walk away from the theory and save face at the same time… oh, wait. Some Loch Ness Monster experts say the creature has probably now died<\/a>. Due to global warming.<\/p>\n

We should also point out that Loch Ness is located in an area where the other main attractions involve grim industrial sprawl and a dish made of ground sheep’s heart, so they’re going to promote the hell out of any mythical creature they can get their hands on. Scotland would probably be claiming Highlander<\/em> as a true story if they thought they could get away with it.<\/p>\n

#4.The Mummy’s Curse<\/strong><\/p>\n

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In 1922, Howard Carter and his friends opened the tomb of the Pharaoh Tutankhamen in Egypt, unearthing rooms filled with magnificent treasures and igniting a surge of interest in Egyptology. Unfortunately, they also ignited a series of terrifying events that was almost immediately attributed to the "Pharaoh’s Curse."<\/p>\n

Reports said there was an inscription on the wall of the gravesite that read "They who enter this sacred tomb shall swift be visited by wings of death." Sure enough, Lord Carnarvon, a member of the party who was originally sent to Egypt’s warm climate by his doctor because of his poor health, dropped dead days afterward from an infected mosquito bite.<\/p>\n


"Ha ha,<\/em> I’m a mosquito, and… fuck you.<\/p>\n

That unfortunate incident likely cast a dubious shadow over any advice Lord Carnarvon’s doctor would offer anyone in the future because what fucking doctor tells you to go to Egypt<\/em> if you’re under the weather.<\/p>\n

At the moment of Carnarvon’s death, a blackout reportedly swept through Cairo, solidifying the notion of an ancient curse that newspapers around the world quickly picked up on.<\/p>\n

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Only one problem: the "curse" allegedly inscribed on the wall, never existed. It was apparently invented by one of the newspapers that covered the find. Records of curses have been found in other<\/em> tombs, but evidently King Tut figured being buried in the sands of Egypt inside a giant stone crypt was enough to deter most people from fucking with his dead body.<\/p>\n

So, combined with the fact that the curse physically is not there, and that most of Carter’s remaining party lived to a ripe old age, you’d suspect this one wouldn’t get much traction.<\/p>\n

And Yet…<\/p>\n

When artifacts from the tomb were on tour in the U.S. and one of the guards suffered a stroke, you guessed it: they blamed it on the curse<\/a>. This was in the 1970s, 50 freaking years later.<\/p>\n

The idea became so utterly entrenched that the concept of cursed Egyptian tombs and mummies is almost as much a cultural icon as the haunted house (count how many mummies you see among the Halloween decorations this year).<\/p>\n

The curse has also inspired dozens of movies over the decades and countless dumbass Brendan Fraser one-liners.<\/p>\n


Clearly, evil is at work here.<\/p>\n

So Why Do They Still Believe?<\/p>\n

Let’s face it, mummies are awesome. They are corpses left over from a culture that worshiped death and their internal organs are kept in jars carved with the heads of animals. That is metal as fuck<\/em>, so it’s fun to believe they had all sorts of connections to the occult that we can only dream about.<\/p>\n

Combine that with the whole "the ancient Mayans predicted the end of the world" theory and you realize that there’s something attractive about the idea that people way back when knew things we didn’t. Maybe it’s because we look around at a world full of inane Twitterings and TV shows about dating Flavor Flav, and find comfort in the idea that once up on a time, not only was the world less retarded, but they possessed wisdom so deep they could bend the rules of time and space<\/em>.<\/p>\n

Sure, it seems a little odd that mankind somehow forgot all this supernatural knowledge when it offers such a gigantic advantage to whoever has it. But that’s probably just because we aren’t believing hard enough<\/em>.<\/p>\n

#3.The Priory of Sion<\/strong><\/p>\n

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The Priory of Sion, a secret society founded by crusaders at Jerusalem’s Mt. Zion, was pretty damn cool. Existing since the 11th century, it boasted members such as Leonardo da Vinci, Isaac Newton, Victor Hugo and Master Splinter. The organization’s goals were to restore the ancient Merovingian dynasty to the throne in France, and also to be hardcore secretive and have members that were so famous people would still recognize them 900 years later.<\/p>\n

Really, the only uncool thing about the Priory of Sion was that it didn’t exist.<\/p>\n

In court in 1993, Pierre Plantard, a convicted con artist and Frenchman, confessed that he had created the organization in 1965 and named it after Mt. Sion near Annemasse, France, presumably as part of a pitch to ABC for a new prime time action series.<\/p>\n

He went to extreme lengths to perpetuate his lie, hiring people to create medieval-looking documents and plant them in France’s national library. Why? Well, there was no Society of Creative Anachronism back then and Star Trek<\/em> didn’t go on the air until 1966, so people had to make their own fun.<\/p>\n

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And Yet…<\/p>\n

Nobody paid attention to Plantard’s confession. The forgeries had, by this time, been picked up and repeated in a 1982 book called The Holy Blood and the Holy Grail<\/em>, whose authors were fooled by the fake documents planted in the French library.<\/p>\n

They insisted that the Merovingians were related to Jesus himself, an idea in turn picked up by Dan Brown for his novel The Da Vinci Code.<\/em> One inexplicable Tom Hanks haircut later and there was no turning back.<\/p>\n

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So Why Do They Still Believe?<\/p>\n

This sort of thing has the same attraction as any good conspiracy theory: the "I am special because I have secret knowledge the common sheeple never will!" principle.<\/p>\n

How better to impress your dull traditional friends than revealing to them the suppressed truth that will totally blow their closed suburban minds? And you only had to spend six bucks in an airport bookstore to get it!<\/p>\n

And, like any conspiracy theory, it’s difficult or impossible to disprove. After all, if you were a secret organization of the Priory’s caliber, couldn’t you just fake<\/strong> the fact that the documents were faked?<\/p>\n

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#2.The Fox Sisters<\/strong><\/p>\n

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The other hoaxers here might have found themselves in over their heads, but at least they didn’t accidentally create their own religion. Which is what happened to Margaret, Kate and Leah Fox from upstate New York in the 19th century.<\/p>\n

The Fox Sisters rightfully made it onto our list of the ballsiest con artist ever<\/a>. The story goes that when the two younger sisters, Kate and Margaret, were children and living at home in the mid-19th century, banging noises started in their bedroom at night. Like any good parent, their mother assumed the noise in her young girls’ room was a ghost and not a sexual predator, so she communicated with the spirit by means of a code, who revealed that he was a man who had been murdered there and buried under the floor in the cellar.<\/p>\n


Still, though, yikes. Bet that picture’s the only time those chicks were ever nailed if you know what we’re saying.<\/em><\/p>\n

A search revealed no body, although one was eventually discovered in the walls more than 50 years later, leading us to wonder whether the banging was just some carpenter trying to get out.<\/p>\n

The girls moved away after the haunting, but their reputation followed them. Under the direction of their sister Leah, they began holding seances in which they continued to communicate with the dead by means of rapping noises, and became hugely famous in the process.<\/p>\n

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Finally, on a specially booked stage at the New York Auditorium of Music in 1888, Margaret Fox confessed to the audience that she and her sisters produced the rapping noises themselves by cracking their knuckles and joints, which evidently in the dark sounds exactly like a ghost. Shunned by those around them after the admission, the girls drank themselves to death.<\/p>\n

And Yet…<\/p>\n

These famous (and completely faked) seances played a major part in the development of Spiritualism, an offshoot of Quakerism which believed in communication with the dead. It managed to gather over eight-million followers by the end of the 19th century, including Mary Todd Lincoln who held seances in the White House in an effort to communicate with her three dead sons.<\/p>\n

So Why Do They Still Believe?<\/p>\n

If you just read the sentence about Ms. Lincoln and her dead sons, you know the sad reason why people cling to something like this, no matter how ridiculous.<\/p>\n

It’s not enough to believe in life after death, people need to believe the dead are at peace and that we can reach out to them as if they were just at the other end of a phone call. After all, Ouija boards are portable in way that Black Mass altars just aren’t.<\/p>\n


"Dammit, it’s going to take like two hours to pack this thing up."<\/p>\n

As any cult can tell you, personal tragedy and depression leaves people open to believe basically anything. Besides, it’s nice to think that if ghosts are around, they actually want to help rather than possess us, or fling plates at us, or fool us into giving them hitchhiking rides on lonely roads.<\/p>\n

#1.Crop Circles<\/strong><\/p>\n

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The phenomenon of those large circles of flattened crops mysteriously appearing in fields goes back to the 1970s, in Southern England. Soon it spread all over the world, with crop circles reported as far away as Australia, America and Japan. Various explanations were given, such as aliens, ball lightning and large-scale unregistered hootenannies.<\/p>\n

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Thousands of these crop circles were reported over the decades, gaining a massive following among UFO enthusiasts who worked tirelessly to try to decipher what was clearly messages from another world. After all, the perfect patterns could clearly not be replicated by, say, a couple of dumbasses in their spare time.<\/p>\n


"Hey, Couple of Dumbasses. Good to meet you."<\/p>\n

We’re sure the ufology community’s faces were red when, in 1991, pranksters Doug Bower and Dave Chorley from Southampton, England confessed to creating the original circles. They even demonstrated to journalists how they produced the perfect shapes by flattening them in the crops using planks and ropes, and crude surveying techniques.<\/p>\n

The confession was prompted when Bower’s wife noticed unexplained high mileage on his car and began to suspect him of having an affair, though Cracked feels that after learning the truth–that Bower was actually going out at night with another man to flatten hectares of wheat–she may actually have wished that adultery was to blame.<\/p>\n

And Yet…<\/p>\n

Bower and Chorley found themselves widely ignored. After all, they didn’t confess to doing all<\/em> the crop circles, right? Maybe they just started the prank and then real aliens came and joined in.<\/p>\n


"Dude, we have got<\/em> to get in on this."<\/p>\n

Feverish study of the circles continued unabated, and M. Night Shyamalan even featured them in Signs<\/em>, more than a decade later.<\/p>\n

So Why Do They Still Believe?<\/p>\n

As with the Fox Sisters and spiritualism, it goes beyond simply wanting to believe in invisible, transcendental beings. It’s believing in such beings who also are 1) wise communicators who care enough about us to want to reach out and 2) are not particularly dangerous or even effective at what they do.<\/p>\n

These aliens aren’t blowing up the White House or shoving probes into Randy Quaid’s ass. They’re sneaking into our fields at night and quietly stamping down our wheat. The little guys are almost shy. Almost… afraid of us.<\/p>\n

And really, isn’t that what we’re secretly hoping the universe turns out to be? A place full of intelligent aliens who care about us, but who immediately recognize that we can destroy them at any moment?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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