{"id":1115,"date":"2009-08-27T12:38:27","date_gmt":"2009-08-27T17:38:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.bspcn.com\/2009\/08\/27\/the-7-stages-of-being-fat\/"},"modified":"2009-12-10T13:27:31","modified_gmt":"2009-12-10T20:27:31","slug":"the-7-stages-of-being-fat","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/localhost\/wordpress\/2009\/08\/27\/the-7-stages-of-being-fat\/","title":{"rendered":"The 7 Stages Of Being Fat"},"content":{"rendered":"

Written by Justin Halpern, Brenan Sharp, Cory Jones<\/a><\/p>\n

America is getting fatter and fatter, so in an effort to help guide you through the fatness, we decided to label each stage.<\/h3>\n

As America gets fatter and fatter, we thought we’d help us all figure out what stage of obesity we fall in. So put that third slice of cheesecake down and learn how fat you can really get (If you’re not already in Stage 7.)<\/p>\n

Stage 1: Potentially Fat<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Stage 2: Topanga From “Boy Meets World” Fat<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Stage 3: “Party Animal” Fat<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Stage 4: Sporty Fat<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Stage 5: Double Take Fat<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Stage 6: Surrender Fat<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Stage 7: Melding-To-Furniture Fat<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Written by Justin Halpern, Brenan Sharp, Cory Jones America is getting fatter and fatter, so in an effort to help guide you through the fatness, we decided to label each stage. As America gets fatter and fatter, we thought we’d help us all figure out what stage of obesity we fall in. So put that […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/localhost\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1115"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/localhost\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/localhost\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/localhost\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/localhost\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1115"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/localhost\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1115\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1116,"href":"http:\/\/localhost\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1115\/revisions\/1116"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/localhost\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1115"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/localhost\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1115"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/localhost\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1115"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}