{"id":1082,"date":"2009-08-08T10:33:43","date_gmt":"2009-08-08T15:33:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.bspcn.com\/2009\/08\/08\/facebook-messages-from-freshman-roommate-hes-a-dck\/"},"modified":"2009-08-09T11:18:00","modified_gmt":"2009-08-09T16:18:00","slug":"facebook-messages-from-freshman-roommate-hes-a-dck","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/localhost\/wordpress\/2009\/08\/08\/facebook-messages-from-freshman-roommate-hes-a-dck\/","title":{"rendered":"Facebook messages from freshman roommate. He&#8217;s a d*ck."},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Written by <a href=\"http:\/\/www.collegehumor.com\/article:1789446\">Jeff Rosenberg<\/a><\/p>\n<p>On 20 hours ago My cousin Jordan is starting his freshman year this coming August. He just got his roommate assignment and sent this over to me the other day. Check it out. <\/p>\n<p><a target='_blank' title='ImageShack - Image And Video Hosting' href='http:\/\/img441.imageshack.us\/i\/collegehumor6039abe528b.jpg\/'><img src='http:\/\/img441.imageshack.us\/img441\/5471\/collegehumor6039abe528b.jpg' border='0'\/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a target='_blank' title='ImageShack - Image And Video Hosting' href='http:\/\/img146.imageshack.us\/i\/collegehumor8984c64e730.jpg\/'><img src='http:\/\/img146.imageshack.us\/img146\/6116\/collegehumor8984c64e730.jpg' border='0'\/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Written by Jeff Rosenberg On 20 hours ago My cousin Jordan is starting his freshman year this coming August. He just got his roommate assignment and sent this over to me the other day. Check it out.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/localhost\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1082"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/localhost\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/localhost\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/localhost\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/localhost\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1082"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/localhost\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1082\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1084,"href":"http:\/\/localhost\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1082\/revisions\/1084"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/localhost\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1082"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/localhost\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1082"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/localhost\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1082"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}