Written by regretfulmorning

Valentines Day weekend is a gold mine for single men.  Unfortunately, most of us don’t know it and will probably ruin any chance of action by being “too nice.”

If a girl you like gets dumped during the week of V-day, it’s logical to be there for her, get her some flowers, and possibly take her to a nice restaurant – right?  See this is where most of us fuck up.  That my friends what gets you “OMG I’m so glad I have friends like you.”

The solution: Put your emotions aside and move in for the kill.  When a lion sees and injured gazelle limping on the open plains, he does not try to nurse it back to health.  Sure it’s heartless and you might even feel like an ass, but this is how the circle of life works young Simba.

Here are 10 rage comics to help prove our point.

Mixed Signals

Logical Female is Logical

I Only Date Assholes

Sex Is Great

I Was Drunk, lulz

You’re a Nice Guy

2 Weeks of Spending Time Together

From The Girl’s Perspective

The Friend Zone Explained

The Friend Zone Solutio(Click to Enlarge)