Written by regretfulmorning
Valentines Day weekend is a gold mine for single men. Unfortunately, most of us don’t know it and will probably ruin any chance of action by being “too nice.”
If a girl you like gets dumped during the week of V-day, it’s logical to be there for her, get her some flowers, and possibly take her to a nice restaurant – right? See this is where most of us fuck up. That my friends what gets you “OMG I’m so glad I have friends like you.”
The solution: Put your emotions aside and move in for the kill. When a lion sees and injured gazelle limping on the open plains, he does not try to nurse it back to health. Sure it’s heartless and you might even feel like an ass, but this is how the circle of life works young Simba.
Here are 10 rage comics to help prove our point.
Mixed Signals
Logical Female is Logical
I Only Date Assholes
Sex Is Great
I Was Drunk, lulz
You’re a Nice Guy
2 Weeks of Spending Time Together
From The Girl’s Perspective
The Friend Zone Explained
The Friend Zone Solutio(Click to Enlarge)
true…true
nahh didn’t like it
F for fuuuuuuuuuuuuuu—–?:P
well, suit urself :P
btw: e for eccentric???
Haven’t we seen this before?
I don’t see what’s so great about those FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU pics.
I dont see how you could ever talk a girl (or anyone for that matter) out of taking advantage of someone.
Its good practice for smart girls to use and abuse their boy “friends”.
If any guy or his parents are smart, they should teach how to be an asshole and get what you want.
hehehe i love these
Clearly a girl can't expect to be friends with a guy without having sex with him, I mean isn't that just a fair trade off? We go for coffee and talk so naturally I have to let you fuck me.
Fucking stupid
Hmmmm most of these were the same concept. Others were merely criticizing the opposite sex and weren’t funny.
Not the BEST bunch of rage comics I’ve seen.
Also you left a bad impression on a lot of people. Like all these people saying “I dont see whats so funny about these types of comics.” Usually these are hilarious…but these werent the best choices.
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