The Timeless Wisdom of Quagmire
5 Nov 2009Collected by sloshspot
Quagmire is by far one of the most popular characters from any animated series, and with good reason. This perverted pilot has given us a wealth of sound bites and, of course, the ubiquitous ‘giggity’. The following is a list of our favorite Quagmire moments, styled as part of our “Timeless Wisdom” series:
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3 Responses to The Timeless Wisdom of Quagmire
Glen Quagmire
November 5th, 2009 at 11:00
You forgot my finest hour… “jackpot”
Gerry S
November 5th, 2009 at 11:31
Really? I have never heard of “Quagmire” until now.
Travis
November 5th, 2009 at 12:26
Lets not forget when they go to the lesbian bar, he walks up to a group of women and says “so, any of you ladies ever been penetrated?”