The 7 Stages Of Being Fat
27 Aug 2009
Written by Justin Halpern, Brenan Sharp, Cory Jones
America is getting fatter and fatter, so in an effort to help guide you through the fatness, we decided to label each stage.
As America gets fatter and fatter, we thought we’d help us all figure out what stage of obesity we fall in. So put that third slice of cheesecake down and learn how fat you can really get (If you’re not already in Stage 7.)
Stage 1: Potentially Fat
Stage 2: Topanga From “Boy Meets World” Fat
Stage 3: “Party Animal” Fat
Stage 4: Sporty Fat
Stage 5: Double Take Fat
Stage 6: Surrender Fat
Stage 7: Melding-To-Furniture Fat
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7 Responses to The 7 Stages Of Being Fat
Steve
August 27th, 2009 at 13:33
This is insulting and insensitive. It’s also rather funny, in a weak smile sort of way
Tony
August 27th, 2009 at 13:36
(BARFFFFFF)
Fliptrx
August 27th, 2009 at 15:58
Now, that’s funny. I know everyone of those people and I’m somewhere in there myself. Trying to reverse that :)
tcape
August 27th, 2009 at 16:39
Awesome!
…but some of those pictures make me wish I could un-see things.
Adrian
August 28th, 2009 at 01:31
This is insulting and insensitive. It’s also rather funny, in a gut-shaking repressed belly-laugh sort of way.
Obesity is hardly ever a healthy thing for a person and less fat usually means more health, a longer life, and a less painful (and less expensive) dying.
One can laugh at these jokes without ever desiring to dis fat people in person. Paramedics have this kind of gallows humor while they are able to be lifesavers.
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August 28th, 2009 at 10:02
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olshan
August 28th, 2009 at 10:49
Lol, Vince Vaughn