Facebook messages from freshman roommate. He’s a d*ck.
8 Aug 2009
Written by Jeff Rosenberg
On 20 hours ago My cousin Jordan is starting his freshman year this coming August. He just got his roommate assignment and sent this over to me the other day. Check it out.
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18 Responses to Facebook messages from freshman roommate. He’s a d*ck.
e
August 8th, 2009 at 12:55
what do i need to see?
Meg
August 8th, 2009 at 13:20
Wha?!
a
August 8th, 2009 at 14:02
Hmm eh what?
required
August 8th, 2009 at 14:57
It would be fun to see this updated 4 years from now. Nolan is a bitter and disillusioned Best Buy cashier and Nolan has a crew of workers that fix up the houses he flips.
Is it me
August 8th, 2009 at 15:57
Or is Jordan the one being the dick around here?.
olshan
August 8th, 2009 at 18:35
yawn
KIRK
August 9th, 2009 at 00:44
This article and its opening sentence were the tipping point. I have officially un-subscribed via my reader.
“On 20 hours ago My cousin Jordan…” – This sentence made no sense, and ironically was the opening statement which made fun of someone else’s incompetence.
db
August 9th, 2009 at 02:23
http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1789446
that’s the link to the article
and lmao..the iphone gave it away.
Mike
August 9th, 2009 at 04:50
Jordan the one being the dick..
Scott
August 9th, 2009 at 05:08
Glad they sorted out that microwave problem!
Rubbrbaron
August 9th, 2009 at 08:12
An Xbox and a TV!! Sheesh, Jordan is the d*ck in this equation. I can just picture it 20 years from now — Jordan is in line for a meal at the homeless mission. Then in comes the doctor to treat his aids — yep, his former rooommate Nolan!
It’s OK to be poor, Jordan, but don’t use that as an excuse to be a jerk!
LQuiroga
August 9th, 2009 at 09:09
They are both morons. Chalk it up to youth.
Mel C
August 9th, 2009 at 10:38
I can see Nolan’s point… necessities… hmmm??? Fridge to keep food cold and from spoiling, microwave to heat food up and eat it… They’re about the same price so… TV and XBox, not so much necessities as “nice-to-haves.” But Nolan being pre-med, he probably won’t make much use of the TV. Sell the stupid TV and XBox and bring the stupid microwave Jordan! So you can eat something better than school food. Duh. And forget the stupid TV. You said your parents had just divorced, yet they’re forking over a fortune to pay for you to go to school. Make the best of the situation and don’t worry about entertaining yourself.
Enough ranting, sorry…
Greg H.
August 10th, 2009 at 12:26
Jordan’s being the dick here. He also talks like a middle schooler.
Candice
August 10th, 2009 at 12:33
HA! They are screwed!! lol
Keith
August 10th, 2009 at 12:41
Actually, I’m not sure who the bigger dick is. I think that Nolan has a valid point, and he’s obviously making some sort of an effort… at first. Jordan sounds like meathead douchebag. Not that Nolan’s responses (and refrigerator ultimatum) isn’t a dick move either, or his pretentious tone. But you can tell he’s not looking forward to rooming with the dumb jock.
Not to mention that Jordan can’t afford a $50 microwave, but sports an iPhone and uses phrases like “pretty chill.”
Frankly I wouldn’t want to room with either of these guys, but at least Nolan won’t be coming home at all hours drunk off his ass and with some skank.
Juli
August 10th, 2009 at 18:48
Um, towards the end Nolan seemed more dick-ish. That’s a word, the hyphen makes it so. Jordan just seems kind of slow and a bit stupid, you know, an average person. Nolan’s got a sense of entitlement bigger than most people’s houses. So his roomie can’t afford to buy a microwave, no need to be a brat about using the fridge.
aion kina
August 13th, 2009 at 14:21
Quite funny and pathetic. Seems like Jordan is the laid back type who thinks dorms are an escape zone and prefers to play video games with his Xbow 360. If there’s WiFi there, I bet he’s gonna play online games like WoW and Aion online too.