How to Get Arrested in 8 Easy Steps
30 Jul 2009
Written by dailyrft
Anybody can do it! Follow these instructions:
(Editor’s Note: This actually happened last weekend; check out the story at Lake News Online)
1) Grab two other dudes and steal a Kawasaki Mule (kind of like a golf cart on steroids)
2) Vroom-vroom your way into a resort parking lot.
3) Try to run over a security guard (don’t worry, he’ll jump out of the way – whoa CRAZY!)
4) Ditch the Mule and gambol off, giddy that you’ve outwitted The Man!
5) CRUCIAL STEP: LEAVE YOUR WALLET IN THE STOLEN VEHICLE.
6) Allow enough time for somebody to find it and hand it over to the police department.
7) Show up at the police department to claim your lost wallet.
8) Presto! You’re in handcuffs. Unreal is so proud you reached your gaol goal. Unreal will NOT be bailing you out.
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5 Responses to How to Get Arrested in 8 Easy Steps
Err???
July 30th, 2009 at 15:46
Are you boring??? take a time playing games dude
Tony
July 30th, 2009 at 16:11
Hell, I can get arrested in ONE STEP.
Rami
July 30th, 2009 at 17:08
How lame is this article ?
Rohit
July 31st, 2009 at 03:47
Please go get a life dude!! dnt post sick article here and call it the “the best article of the day”.
The Major
July 31st, 2009 at 06:09
Says the guy who relies on someone else to entertain him…