How NOT to avoid jury duty!

So… I’m very curious to know what the follow-up was from the affidavit. But, in all fairness, the letter was hilarious!

“I’d rather count the wrinkles on my dog’s balls than sit on a jury” LMAO that line was classic!!!!

taken from Above the Law

i hope all you giddy twits are never called for jury duty…

do you also get lost in a trance looking at shiny objects?

From a longer version found by googling the guy’s name:

“As it turns out, however, Mr. Slye’s Affidavit did not have EXACTLY the effect he had no doubt hoped for, because it resulted in the following Order from the Court:
CITATION FOR CONTEMPT

THE FREEDON AND LIBERTY THAT MR SLYE ENJOYS DEPENDS UPON THE VOLUNTARY SERVICE OF JURY DUTY, THEREFORE, IT IS HEREBY ORDERED THAT ERIC SLYE BE AND REMAIN IN THE COUNTY JAIL FOR 20 DAYS OR UNTIL HE RECANTS HIS CONTEMPTUOUS CONDUCT IN OPEN COURT. MR. SLYE’S FAMILY MAY VISIT HIM ON WEEKENDS BUT HIS DOG SHALL STAY AT HOME UNMOLESTED BY THE DEFENDANT.”