Top 5 Best Yahoo! Answers
25 Apr 2009
Written by Ned Hepburn
Yahoo Answers is where anyone with a Yahoo account can pose a question to the rest of the internet and have any person from the internet ask it. Simply put: Yahoo Answers is a goldmine for comedy.
Why? Because there’s a lot of stupid people out there. Either that or a ton of bored 13 year olds.
Without further ado here’s some of the cream of the crop. These Yahoo Answers, and the answers themselves sometimes, made us all at Manolith laugh our asses off and he hope you enjoy them as much as we did.
5. The Joy Of Painting
4. Smurfs
The best part is the “i know this is a common question” part. Wow.
3. Canada Eh!
I always wondered the same things about Canada, too, y’know, after always hearing about it on the TV. But do “Canada People” look like Americans? This is what the internet is great for.
2. My Girlfriend is Pregnant…. and…
Ah, the age old question. “Is my unborn son drinking all the blood”. And to think we give these people drivers licenses and the ability to buy automatic weapons.
1. Emo
And my personal favorite. Good ol’ entry level emo kids.
It makes the internet a gigantic playground, it really does.
Big thanks to The Yahoo Answers Tumblr kids!
(Photo By: ooJasonoo)
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8 Responses to Top 5 Best Yahoo! Answers
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April 25th, 2009 at 19:30
quite NOT funny…
e2
April 25th, 2009 at 20:29
Come on, there are alot of yahoo answers that are way funnier than these.
Just go to failblog.org, if you look around you’ll see them.
Juice
April 26th, 2009 at 00:14
dude, awful photoshop job on the photo next to the headline. you can literally see where the magic wand cut, and where the photo bleeds outside the monitor frame. FAIL!
oh, and the article sucks. whats new?
Cheryl F
April 26th, 2009 at 08:19
The truly scary part is, if you read Yahoo Answers, or questions for that matter, you get some insight into just how incredibly stupid an overwhelming majority of people are in this country. It is frightening.
Broom
April 28th, 2009 at 15:27
this is one of the worst “stories” i’ve ever seen posted here
Wil
April 28th, 2009 at 21:19
With the recent suicides of bullied 12 year old boys from relentless taunting of being called “gay”, the emo story should be removed. Suicide is not funny.
Bajaraja
April 29th, 2009 at 03:01
Suicide? It’s called Darwinism. Sucks to be those idiots.
As for the article, I bet most of those morons were just trolls, trying to trick people into actually answering their “questions” which are really just calls for attention.
Yahoo answers is fun for that kind of BS.
Dildozer
September 10th, 2009 at 05:35
Damn… Seriously… How stupid can one be???