“If We Have Sex, Pete Will Never Know.” Wrong…& Snagged!
15 Jan 2009Written by B-Rant
Snagged good!
For those who want a character index:
- “me” is Kim, girlfriend of Pete. [only it turns out me isn't really Kim.]
- “drakkertr” is the screen name for some guy, Pete’s friend, who’s hitting on Pete’s girlfriend [or thinks he's hitting on Pete's girlfriend]
As best we can tell, here’s what happened…
- drakkertr (D), Pete’s friend, was planning a serious hook-up with Pete’s girlfriend, Kim
- Unfortunately for D, Pete’s girlfriend here was really Pete. Pete is 1 jealous conspiratorial mo-fo. D is toasted!
- D: Huh, Wah? Shock ensues.
- Seconds pass. D gamely attempts a recovery. Yo, dude, I was joking, dude, ha ha. Sounds like BS. Almost pulls it off for a second (at least on us). But ultimate smell test: BS.
- Pete spits on D’s BS. Not a happy friend. Indicates he plans to communicate his unhappiness to D.
- D understands, starts peeing in his pants.
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8 Responses to “If We Have Sex, Pete Will Never Know.” Wrong…& Snagged!
caf
January 15th, 2009 at 21:01
eh?
Anthony T. Smith
January 16th, 2009 at 08:36
Oooh! That mofo got burned good! This is exactly why men get jealous and over protective. Because so many of our friends are damned slime balls.
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January 19th, 2009 at 18:46
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