Written by collegebars
Meet 19 year old Lynzee Stauss. The author of ?College isn?t necessary?. Lynzee believes that women should not have to go to college. Why you ask? Well because the boys should have to, and these boys need to work if they want to have a good life. She believes that a husband should get home from work so she can ?go out to eat with all the money he makes and also pay the bills.? You can read the rest of her grammatically amusing article below.

But is this real? Or is it some sort of internet hoax aimed at garnering attention for a website? Well, we did some searching of social networking sites and found Lynzee, added her as a friend, and she accepted. We think she has yet to realize her recent internet fame. Or that all of her photos are going to be circulated around the internet now that they are public domain.
So what do we do now that she has revealed everything to us? We release it, of course. Because even Libby Hoeller knows, once you post something to the internet you can?t take it back.
Below you will find her profile and albums including her mother who undoubtedly is partially responsible for instilling this brilliant logic upon her child. We cant help but wonder, did Lynzee?s mother go to college? Did she find a man who is successful and ?treats her like a princess?? We hope not, because uh, well you can see her mother below and draw your own conclusion. (It would be kind of a bum deal for him!)
MySpace Stats:
About me:
my name is lynzee. im 18i love life i absolutly LOVE my boyfriend he treats me like a princess. He is my prince charming. And there is nobody out there for me better then him. I have two of the most AMAZING friends. Amber and Charisma I dont know what I would do without them.
After further consideration, there have been some business objections to the rest of the content in this post. Thus, at the request of our owners it has been removed until we can get full approval.
5 Responses
prot
February 10th, 2008 at 12:49 pm
1could anyone send me the rest of the article ?
perfectlygreen@gmail.com
Hi. I tried already to enlarge my penis, same with breasts. I own several boxes of Viagra already. Bug me not, Please.
Thanks
Steinschmetzer
February 10th, 2008 at 1:57 pm
2what a dumb bitch. ofc shes american.
Elling
February 11th, 2008 at 9:44 am
3Once or twice a year, my school (a US college) releases fake news papers with bogus stories. I believe one comes out around April 1 and another comes out around the time of our homecoming game against our long-time football rival, UGA, that is a spoof of a news paper their school publishes. I could see finding an article like the one above in that edition, in fact, I think there is one similar to it every semester.
Or maybe this girl really is that crazy, and some newspaper has standards so low that something like the article above would be published.
I say my first thought is much more likely despite the LOLz that the second one creates.
Chris Dostil
February 11th, 2008 at 1:47 pm
4Why is a girl this stupid writing articles. It’s pathetic people actually plan to do nothing with their lives. Some women can get away without working because of looks, but if I was her I wouldn’t count on it.
Jess
May 10th, 2008 at 8:17 am
5To Steinschmetzer, because of course only Americans are stupid. I see.
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