Written by Stacy
You might have noticed from an earlier post that I’m a bit of a Disney buff. This is kind of out of character for me, to be honest, because I’m not a huge fan of happily ever after. I like movie endings that are unexpected. After doing a little research, though, I realized that maybe fairy tales and I are a perfect match: those Disney endings where the prince and the princess end up blissfully married don’t really happen in the original stories. To make sure kids go home happy, not horrified, Disney usually has to alter the endings. Read on for the original endings to a couple of Disney classics (and some more obscure tales).
Don’t break out your violins for this gal just yet. All that cruelty poor Cinderella endured at the hands of her overbearing stepmother might have been well deserved. In the oldest versions of the story, the slightly more sinister Cinderella actually kills her first stepmother so her father will marry the housekeeper instead. Guess she wasn’t banking on the housekeeper’s six daughters moving in or that never-ending chore list.
In the original version of the tale, it’s not the kiss of a handsome prince that wakes Sleeping Beauty, but the nudging of her newborn twins. That’s right. While unconscious, the princess is impregnated by a monarch and wakes up to find out she’s a mom twice over. Then, in true Ricki Lake form, Sleeping Beauty’s “baby’s daddy” triumphantly returns and promises to send for her and the kids later, conveniently forgetting to mention that he’s married. When the trio is eventually brought to the palace, his wife tries to kill them all, but is thwarted by the king. In the end, Sleeping Beauty gets to marry the guy who violated her, and they all live happily ever after.
At the end of the original German version penned by the brothers Grimm, the wicked queen is fatally punished for trying to kill Snow White. It’s the method she is punished by that is so strange - she is made to dance wearing a pair of red-hot iron shoes until she falls over dead.
You’re likely familiar with the Disney version of the Little Mermaid story, in which Ariel and her sassy crab friend, Sebastian, overcome the wicked sea witch, and Ariel swims off to marry the man of her dreams. In Hans Christian Andersen’s original tale, however, the title character can only come on land to be with the handsome prince if she drinks a potion that makes it feel like she is walking on knives at all times. She does, and you would expect her selfless act to end with the two of them getting married. Nope. The prince marries a different woman, and the Little Mermaid throws herself into the sea, where her body dissolves into seam foam.
Now here are four more fairy tales you might not be familiar with, but you might have trouble forgetting.
The King’s wife dies and he swears he will never marry again unless he finds a woman who fits perfectly into his dead Queen’s clothes. Guess what? His daughter does! So he insists on marrying her. Ew. Understandably, she has a problem with this and tries to figure out how to avoid wedding dear old dad. She says she won’t marry him until she gets a trunk that locks from outside and inside and can travel over land and sea. He gets it, but she says she has to make sure the chest works. To prove it, he locks her inside and floats her in the sea. Her plan works: she just keeps floating until she reaches another shore. So she escapes marrying her dad, but ends up working as a scullery maid in another land? from here you can follow the Cinderella story. She meets a prince, leaves her shoe behind, he goes around trying to see who it belongs to. The End.
This French fairy tale starts out just like Hansel & Gretel. A brother and sister get lost in the woods and find themselves trapped in cages, getting plumped up to be eaten. Only it’s not a wicked witch, it’s the Devil and his wife. The Devil makes a sawhorse for the little boy to bleed to death on (seriously!) and then goes for a walk, telling the girl to get her brother situated on the sawhorse before he returned. The siblings pretend to be confused and ask the Devil’s wife to demonstrate how the boy should lay on the sawhorse; when she shows them they tie her to it and slit her throat. They steal all of the Devil’s money and escape in his carriage. He chases after them once he discovers what they’ve done, but he dies in the process. Yikes.
Cannibalism, murder, decapitation? freakiness abounds left and right in this weird Grimm story. A widower gets remarried, but the second wife loathes the son he had with his first wife because she wants her daughter to inherit the family riches. So she offers the little boy an apple from inside a chest. When he leans over to get it, she slams the lid down on him and chops his head off. Note: if you’re trying to convince your child to eat more fruits and veggies, do not tell them this story. Well, the woman doesn’t want anyone to know that she killed the boy, so she puts his head back on and wraps a handkerchief around his neck to hide the fact that it’s no longer attached. Her daughter ends up knocking his head off and getting blamed for his death. To hide what happened, they chop up the body and make him into pudding, which they feed to his poor father. Eventually the boy is reincarnated as a bird and he drops a stone on his stepmother’s head, which kills her and brings him back to life.
These old fairy tales sure do enjoy a healthy dose of incest. In this Italian tale, the king’s wife dies and he falls in love with Penta? his sister. She tries to make him fall out of love with her by chopping off her hands. The king is pretty upset by this; he has her locked in a chest and thrown out to sea. A fisherman tries to save her, but Penta is so beautiful that his jealous wife has her thrown back out to sea. Luckily, Penta is rescued by a king (who isn’t her brother). They get married and have a baby, but the baby is born while the king is away at sea. Penta tries to send the king the good news of the baby, but the jealous fisherman’s wife intercepts the message and changes it to say that Penta gave birth to a puppy. A puppy?! The evil wife then constructs another fake message, this time from the king to his servants, and says that Penta and her baby should be burned alive. OK, long story short: the king figures out what the jealous wife is up to and has her burned. Penta and the king live happily ever after. I can’t really figure out what the moral of this tale is. Chopping hands off? Giving birth to a dog? I just don’t get it. Help me out here, people.
OK, there has to be a ton of other creepy fairy tales out there that you would never read to your kids to lull them off to a peaceful slumber. Let’s hear ‘em!
13 Responses
Sydney
December 17th, 2007 at 12:17 pm
1That’s great. Original fairy tales are pretty gruesome, some Disney movies are scary, too…in Tarzan, Clifton ends up hanging himself and you can see it.
My favorite is that last one…what was the author’s point?
Blondie Writes
December 17th, 2007 at 5:18 pm
2This is a great blog. I will be ading your RSS.
Stacy
December 18th, 2007 at 10:21 am
3This was an awesome post. :D
Fairy tales
December 18th, 2007 at 10:43 am
4[...] posted this article up at Lavish, I can’t tell you how amused I was. The article is called 8 Fairy Tales And Their Not-So-Happy Endings. Seriously? Must read it. Sleeping Beauty having twins and marrying her rapist.. Cinderella killing [...]
kaja
December 18th, 2007 at 5:05 pm
5How about Repunzel? In the version I’m familiar with (Grimms’ version) the mother is preggers after many years of being barren and has food cravings. Husband promises to fork over his newborn to save his wife’s life because she is “pining away”. Repunzel is locked in the tower and has the which climb up her hair every day. The first man she meets impregnates her. When the witch discovers this she chops off Repunzel’s hair and moved her to a desert. The prince jumps out the window to escape the witch and falls on the thorns and is blinded. Repunzel, in her far away desert, gives birth to her twins. The prince (now a blind begger) wanders many years and one day hears her singing. She recognises him and he is miraculously cured by her crying into his eyes. And surprise, he’s a daddy. We never find out what happens to the witch.
Alyssa Claire
December 19th, 2007 at 3:15 am
6You forgot the little matchstick girl.
here
Lochan
March 5th, 2008 at 8:16 pm
7Look up Twelve Brothers. King has Twelve sons and his wife is pregnant again so he says that if it’s a daughter he will kill his sons. One of the sons discovers twelve coffins for him and his brothers. They flee to the forest where they live in an enchanted cottage for sixteen years and swear to kill any girl they meet. Then the king’s daughter learns of her brothers and goes searching for them. She is reunited with her youngest brother who hides her under a tub and makes his brothers swear not to kill the next girl they see for good news, he shows her to them and they are all happy. Then one day the girl goes out and picks twelve flowers from the garden and the cottage disappears and her brothers turn into ravens. A witch comes to her and tells her that her brothers will only come back if she remains silent for six years. Shortly after she is told that a king passes by and decides to marry her. They live happily but she refuses to speak and the King’s mother convinces him that she is evil because she does not speak so he burns the girl at the stake. But just before she is lit 12 ravens appear and turn back into her brothers who save her. The king, the girl and the brothers all live happily ever after. The Mother-in-Law is put in a barrel filled with poisonous snakes and boiling oil (I still don’t get how this works).
Now that’s a messed up Grimm tale.
Dian
March 8th, 2008 at 4:23 pm
8There’s a worse alternative to The King Who Wished to Marry His Daughter, the Grimms brothers’ Allerleirauh. Similar premise of the story: the queen dies, but beforehand she made the king swear to never marry again unless he could find a woman whose beauty was equal to hers - which was no easy task. After the queen’s death, the king suddenly realises their daughter is just as beautiful as her mother. He expresses his desire to marry his own daughter to his advisors, who all invariably tell him that such a desire is wicked and should not be entertained.
The daughter tries to dodge this by imposing upon the king 3 impossible tasks: a furcoat made from the pelt of every animal in the forest, a dress golden like the sun, and a dress silvery like the moon. The king fulfills all three and demands for her to marry him. She then gathers the 3 presents that her betrothed gave to her: a gold ring, a gold spinning wheel and a little golden hook. Then she blackens her face and hands with soot, puts on her furcoat in which she also hides her dresses, and runs to the forest, where she finds a nook within a hollowed tree and falls asleep there.
The next day the king goes on a hunting trip with his men. A short while later he finds his dogs barking up a tree, in which he finds a strange black girl covered with unusually colourful pelt. The king decides to take the animal home and sets it to work in the kitchen, where every night she toils and receives a boot up the arse from the king, just for the hell of it.
The king then decides to put on a 3 day dance in which he will attempt to find a new wife. The daughter washes herself clean off the soot and slips into the golden dress and then out of the kitchen, straight onto the courtyard where she spends the entire evening dancing with the king. The king does not recognise her, but is completely enchanted. Shortly before the dance ends, she tears away back into the castle, blackens her hands and face and hides her golden dress within her furcoat again. The kitchenmaid who works with her spoons a bowl of soup for the king upon his return, and the daughter discreetly drops the golden hook into the hot liquid.
Predictably, the king finds the golden trinket and summons the kitchenmaid, who advises him that the black girl must have been the culprit. The daughter denies everything and skulks back into the kitchen. The next night, the same thing was repeated, only she was wearing the silvery dress and drops the spinning wheel into the soup. The third and final night of the dance, she puts on the golden dress again but tears back into the kitchen too late, so she couldn’t blacken herself properly and a lock of her long golden curls slipped away from her furcoat as she’s summoned upstairs to the king - this time after deliberately dropping her golden ring into the king’s meal.
This time the king can see a lock of blonde hair weaved between the pelt and a shimmering of the golden dress underneath. So the king tears the coat open, wipes the girl’s face with his hand and finds his now slightly manky incestuous wet dream. Then he slips the ring onto the girl’s finger, declares her as his new wife, and they live happily ever after. For their sake, I hope whatever children they end up having will not outlive the parents.
Abby
March 9th, 2008 at 5:06 am
9There´s also the story of St. Nicolas where three children stumble upon the house of an evil butcher who chops them all into bits and puts them in a brine bucket. Several years later, St. Nicolas happens to stop in the home of the butcher and sees the dead chopped up children in the bucket of salt and raises them from the dead. As they come back to life, they talk about how wonderfully they slept and one even says he saw heaven. Creepy.
Max
March 10th, 2008 at 11:12 am
10Nice Blog , Reading
David
March 13th, 2008 at 3:08 pm
11Nice Cracked.com rip-off…
WryBeauty
March 23rd, 2008 at 4:33 pm
12@David-
This was MUCH better than the Cracked.com one. It was a bit more in depth and even included the lesser known tales.
Rob Bacon
April 9th, 2008 at 1:43 am
13sounds likes somethin scientolgy would write
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