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Yo momma so fat her bellybutton gets home 15 minutes before she does.
That’s a prime example of a ‘Yo Momma’ joke, a genre so popular it became the basis for a series of no-holds-barred competitions on MTV. Produced and hosted by actor Wilmer Valderrama, matches were held on successive seasons in Los Angeles, New York and Atlanta.
From Monday to Thursday, the show pitted the toughest trash talkers against one another. Each team of contestants battled it out in front of a rowdy live audience of their peers. The four winners then came back on Friday for a Best of the Week. Here are 98 more prime examples of Yo Momma humor:
Yo momma so fat,
1. she had to go to Sea World to get baptized.
2. when she tripped over on Fourth Avenue, she landed on Twelfth.
3. she’s got her own area code.
4. when she talks to herself, it’s a long distance call.
5. she’s got smaller fat women orbiting around her.
6. whenever she goes to the beach, the tide comes in.
7. she was born on the fourth, fifth, and sixth of March.
8. she was floating in the ocean, and Spain claimed her for the New World.
9. she wears aluminum siding.
10. she could fall down and wouldn’t even know it.
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11. she got hit by a VW and had to go to the hospital to have it removed.
12. the sign inside one restaurant says, “Maximum occupancy, 512, or Yo momma.”
13. she puts mayonnaise on aspirin.
14. the back of her neck looks like a pack of hot dogs.
15. her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard.
16. she has to iron her pants on the driveway.
17. when she goes to a restaurant, she doesn’t get a menu, she gets an estimate.
18. when she ran away, they had to use all four sides of the milk carton.
19. she was zoned for commercial development.
20. when she sings, it’s over for everybody.
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21. she looks like she’s smuggling a Volkswagen.
22. when she was walking down the street and I swerved to miss her, I ran out of gas.
23. when she dances, she makes the band skip.
24. when she got her shoes shined, she had to take the guy’s word for it.
25. she gets group insurance.
26. she’s on both sides of the family.
27. she can’t reach her back pocket.
28. she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth.
29. when she fell over, she rocked herself to sleep trying to get up again.
30. when she hauls ass, she has to make two trips.
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31. when she was diagnosed with a flesh-eating disease, the doctor gave her ten years to live.
32. we’re in her right now.
33. when she sits around the house, she really sits around the house.
34. her bellybutton’s got an echo.
35. when she turns around people throw her a welcome back party.
36. her belly button doesn’t have lint, it has sweaters.
37. the last time she saw 90210 was on a scale.
38. a picture of her would fall off the wall.
39. when she gets on the scale, it says “To be continued.”
40. she sat on a dollar, and when she got up there were four quarters.
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41. she fell in love and broke it.
42. when she takes a shower, her feet don’t get wet.
43. you have to grease the door frame and hold a Twinkie on the other side just to get her through.
44. when she goes to an all-you-can-eat buffet, they have to install speed bumps.
45. when she wears a yellow raincoat people holler, “Taxi.”
46. when she gets in an elevator, it has to go down.
47. she could sell shade.
48. people jog around her for exercise.
49. she gets runs in her jeans.
50. when she wears a Malcolm X T-shirt, helicopters try to land on her back.
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51. she eats Wheat Thicks.
52. light bends around her.
53. when she was born, she gave the hospital stretch marks.
54. her graduation picture was an aerial photograph.
55. her job title is spoon and fork operator.
56. she left the house in high heels, and when she came back she had on flip-flops.
57. you have to take a train and two buses just to get on her good side.
58. she has to wake up in sections.
59. she sat on a quarter and a booger popped out of George Washington’s nose.
60. she walked into the Gap and filled it.
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61. she has to put her belt on with a boomerang.
62. she comes at you from all directions.
63. when she was growing up she didn’t play with dolls, she played with midgets.
64. she uses two buses for roller-blades.
65. when she goes to a buffet, she gets the group rate.
66. she doesn’t eat with a fork, she eats with a forklift.
67. Weight Watchers won’t look at her.
68. the last time the landlord saw her, he doubled the rent.
69. she put on some BVDs and by the time she got them on, they spelled “boulevard.”
70. I ran around her twice and got lost.
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71. the shadow of her butt weighs 100 pounds.
72. the National Weather Service names each one of her farts.
73. when she’s standing on the corner police drive by and yell, “Hey, break it up.”
74. she’s been declared a natural habitat for condors.
75. she sets off car alarms when she runs.
76. when she goes to the zoo the elephants throw her peanuts.
77. her blood type is Ragu.
78. they had to let out the shower curtain.
79. when she runs the fifty-yard dash she needs an overnight bag.
80. she can’t even fit in the chat room.
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81. she gets her toenails painted at Lucky’s Auto Body.
82. she doesn’t have a tailor, she has a contractor.
83. she measures 36-24-36, and the other arm is just as big.
84. she was in the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade…wearing ropes.
85. she went on a light diet. As soon as it’s light she starts eating.
86. she’s half Italian, half Irish, and half American.
87. when her beeper goes off, people think she’s backing up.
88. when she goes to the movies, she sits next to everyone.
89. when she goes in a restaurant she looks at the menu and says, “Okay.”
90. she puts her lipstick on with a paint roller.
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91. she has to pull down her pants to get in her pocket.
92. her waist size is the Equator.
93. she’s got her own zip code.
94. she has to buy two plane tickets.
95. she stands in two time zones.
96. she fell and created the Grand Canyon.
97. she can’t even jump to a conclusion.
98. she fell out of both sides of her bed.
{ 159 comments… read them below or add one }
I can’t believe I actually took the time to read all 99… There are a few pretty good ones in there, though. I used to always use these zingers. It’s nice to see them back.
Very nice. I want to add atleast one more to the list but it seems whatever I think it is already there.
Yo mama so fat when she wears her black & orange suit little kids say ” look its mitre ten mega”!!!!!!!!!
i got a joke yall listen listen
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yo mamas so fat she tripped and fell right
now i didnt want to laugh
but the ground was crackin up
now i didnt read all 98 so i dont know if it already said this
i like potatoes and your jokes give me gas
potatoes and your jokes give me gas
yo mama so stupid, she bought a glass door with a peep hole!!! yo mama so stupid, she bought a video tape on how to fix your VCR!!!
yo mama so stupid. i like to fart
ha aha aha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha your mamas so stupid she went in da toilets turned off the light nd sed im lost
yo mama so ugly she made michael look good ooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh email me @ tannerbramlett@bellsouth.net yes its lowercase
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yo mamma so hairy she has to use a loanmore 2 shave her legs!!!!
yo mamma so hairy she has 2 use a loanmore 2 shave her legs!!
Yo mama is so fat she had to go to sea world to get babtized
your mama so fat she use the turnpike as a slide!!!!! beat that punks!
your mama so fat when she steped outside god said move out the way cause you are blocking the view!!!!!! you got schooled fatties!!!!
I got one fresh for you tricks ~
Yo mama’s so fat God said let there be
light and told her to move her fat ass the way !!!
yo mama so broke i went to her house and askd if i could use the bathroom,that bitch gave me a shotgun and a flashlight and said “Be Careful”
Your mamma is so fat that you need to go feed her.
yo mama is so hairy the only languge she speeks is hairy from star wars prrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr yo mama is so fat and stupid she thinks that a vocum can suck up her grease..big d@ddy in the zone
yo mama is so ugly that when she was little her mom put a steak around her neck so the dog could play with her
Yo mama so stupid she stop at a stop sign and waited it to say go.
yo mama is so ugly i took her to a huanted house and she came out with a job application ”now wat”
yo momma so stupid she went to disney world and saw a sign that said”disney world – left”so she went home
yo momma so fat she fell in love and broke it
yo mama is so fat when she sat on wall mart she lowred the prices
yo mama is so fat she was born on the 14th, 15th, and the 16th of march
your mama is so fat she is fater then u and you are really fat like a fat ass cow on crack
yo mama is so fat shes like justus videki and hes a gay fagity queer so go rape him he goes to school at AMG in T.O
yo mama so fat she fell out both sides of her bed
YO MAMA SO FAT SHE FELL AND CREATED THE GRANDCANYON PLUS THE BERMUDA TRIANGLE
YO MAMA IS SO STUPID SHE LOCKED HER SELF IN THE BATHROOM AND PISSED HER SELF BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPP
your momma is so stupid she invened a solar flashlight.
Your momma is so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.
Your momma is so fat, she jumped off a sky scraper and got stuck in the air.
Oh and btw i read all 99 but it pisses me off that there are not 100.
somebody email me all of the yo mamma jokes that i know. if i think they suck i will tell you. -J@y(33 l_oV3s Y0U! ( Jaycee loves you!)
i think we should all just stop picking on peoples mommas
YO MAMA SO FAT EVEN DORA CANT EXPLORE HER
tis is da best….
yo mama so stupid she got excited because she finished a jigsaw puzzle in 6 months and the box said ’2 to 4 years’
yo mama so fat that when she were a red dress out side every onesaid hey cool-aid
there was a whole bunch of white kidson a yellow schoolbusshe said stopthattwinkie
yo mama’s so poor she was kicking a can and i asked her what she was doing and she said she was movimg her house! LOe-mail me at kutay101@yahoo.com
YO MAMA IS SO BLACK SHE LEFT FINGER PRINTS ON CHARCOAL
SO FAT GOD COULD’NT LIGHT THE EARTH UNTIL SHE MOVED!!!!!!!!
WOOOWWOWOWOWOOWOW
& actually yo mamas so ugly she went into a haunted house & came out with a paycheck!!!!
yo mamas so poor she heard it was chilly out side & ran out with a bowl & spoon!
yo mamas so old she knew burger king when he was a prince!
yo mams so fat she sat on a quarter and gave george washington a nose bleed!
yo mamas so hairy she looks like she got buckwheat in a headlock!
yo mamas so ugly her birth certificate was an apology from the doctor!
yo mamas so old her socoal security # is 1!
yo mamas so fat her belt size is the equator!
yo mamas so fat she uses a mattress for a maxi pad!
yo mamas so fatto clean the holland tunnel they tie a rope around her leg & drag her through!
yo mamas so po i asked her what her sign was & she said will work 4 food!
Yo moms is so old she farts dust. Yo moms is so black she bleeds coffee. Yo moms is so fat, she put on a nike shirt. By the time she got them on, they spelled nickelodeon. Yo moms is so fuckin tall, when she did a back flip she kicked jesus on the face and knocked him out cold.
UR MOMMA IS SO STANK, EVEN DOGS WONT SNIFF HER CROTCH
your momma so hairy she got afros on her nipples
yo mama so ugly she made a onion cry
yo mama so fat when i drove by here i ran out of gas
i didnt get tym to read all of them but most were really funny
i lyk them i think i will show the kids at skool hehehehe
well a had a good tym fnx for the amusment
far how much jokes man
beside mi momma’s thinner then a pencil
so i wouldnt b talkin and dont even think u’s can talk
so yea this website is just a watse of tym
donno y you fellas r teasing urself
its stupid sorri ur mums so fat damn
screw u guys i hate high school
Yo momma so fat her bellybutton gets home 15 minutes before she does lolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
your mama iz so ugly she makes a gurrilla lookm sexy lollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
your mamma so ugly her birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory!!
yo mamaz so fat that when she jumped in2 the ocean whales started singin ‘we are family’ but she aint nowhere near ur ugly granny whoz so fat that when the house burnt down they had 2 use her underwear 4 a tent nyway i gues it runz in the family coz ur faggotpapaz so fat he haz to wear hiz underwear in the driveway-jodach05@gmail.com
yo mamaz so ugly they push her face in2 the dough mixer when makn monster cookies n sheZ so fat she stepd on a digital scale n it read ‘math error’,so she decided 2 uz an analogue scale n it read ‘infinite’ when she uzd another scale it read ’2 b contioued’ so she took her ugly butt 2 ha dingy hous whch iz so dirty that guests wipe their feet while ‘leavn’ the hous!….show me wat u gat little mamaz!hehehehuhuhahaho
i got a fat joke for u.yomama is so fat when she jumped into the ocean all the whales started singing ”we are family even if your bigger than me”
listen bitches
Yo Momma so poor i stepped on her cigarrette dub and she said who turned out the light’s?
Yo momma so poor she found 2 quarters on the floor and shouted out ‘ finally i have my life savings’
Yo momma so poor i sat on a dust bin and she comes out and say’s ‘ get of my roof ! ‘
Yo momma so fat she can belly flop the world
Yo momma feet are so big they have there own license plate
what dont even get me started that is oooooolllllllllllllllllddddddddddd skl :)
D man rite here
yo mama so ugly she ate a nibble of candy and looked in the mirrior and the hous exploded!
your mama so fat when she steped on a dollor 4 querters pop out
your mama so fat when she steped on a rainbow skittles pop out
your mother is so stupid she thought a quarter back was a refund
hahah me and my friend chyenne were on the phone sayin yo mamajokes:] these are so HILARIOS
yo mama so fat she feel inlove and broke it.
yo mom is so fat she is Mr. Estes
yo mom is so fat she looks like troy
yo moma so ugly even your dad said DANG!!!! yo moma so fat she had a cornfeild on her toes!!!!yo moma is so ugly the mirror says OW my GOD!!!! yo moma is so fat when you bougth a chocolate lab. she said FOOD!!!!!!
yo moma so fat she had a cornfeild on her toes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
your momma is so gay she makes a gay gie look strieght lolzzzzzzzzzzzz
your momma is so fat that when she sits on the toilet the toilet sais a,b,c, get your fattazz off of me…
yo mama is so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out do u taste the rainbow NO youre mom ate it your mom is so fat she has more chins than a chinese phone book your mom is so fat she is on both sides of the family
everyone on this site is gay lol
sudchasuf ghaouefh
yo mama is so fat when she jumped in the air she got stuck
yo moma so ugly she make blinds ppl cry
yo moma so nasty in stead of crabs she got lobsters
i like cheese!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
1.Your mama so fat, when she walkes out of a store wearing yellow, everyone yells, “Hey taxi.”
2.Yo mama teeth are so yellow traffic slows down when she smiles!
3.Yo mama teeth are so yellow she spits butter!
4.Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes
yo mama so fat i rolled over 8 times and she was still on top
yo mama so fat and stupid, that when she hurd of tha Super Bowl, she brout a box of cereal!!!!!
yo momma so black i shot a bullit at her and it came back sayn it couldnt find her
yo momma so stupid she got locked in a motorcycle
yo momma so old i slapped her on the back and her tits fell off
yo momma so poor i went to her house and asked her if i could use her bathroom she said “pick a corner”
yo momma so fat she farted and launched herself into orbit
take that! SOKKERZ 4 EVA
Yo momma so stupid she aimed at the floor and mised
Yo momma so ugly she makes an onion cry
Yo momma so poor she found a penny and said “My lifes saving!!!”
My jokes =)
Yo momma so stupid she triped over a cordless phione
Yo momma so stupid she brought a spoon to the super bowl
lol
yo momma so ugaly she makes barny look good!
yo momma so fat that when people woke up they thought it was a lunar eclipess
1. yo mama is so black she has to wear white gloves when she eats a tootsie roll so she dont bite her fingers off.
2. yo mama is so stupid she makes a blonde person look smart.
3. yo mama is so poor her picture is on the front of food stamps.
4. yo mama’s so short she does backflips under her bed.
5. yo mama is so smelly when she opened her legs i got seasick.
6. yo mamas teeth are so yellow when it was midnight she walked outside and smiled and everyone thought it was the sun.
7. yo mama is so fat she makes a sumo wrestler look anerexic.
8. yo mama’s so fat she stepped on a scale and it said “one at a time please”
9. yo mama is so ugly they pay her to put on clothes in strip joints.
10. yo mama’s so ugly when she looked in the mirror she thought it was the abominal snowman.
1. yo mama is so black she has to wear white gloves when she eats a tootsie roll so she dont bite her fingers off.
yo mama so poor i went to her house to use the bathroom i saw roach with a coke bottle he said wait ur turn
yo mama so ugly she looked in the closet the boogie man quit
your momma so fat when liitle kids see her kids like{ earthquck}
yo mamma so fat she fell and created the grand canyon!
yo mamma so stupid,she studied for a drug test!
yo mamma so stupid, she gave birth to you
yo mamma so stupid, she tried to drown a fish!
yo mamma so stupid she locked herself in a grocery shop and starved
yo mamma so stupid she thinks fruit punch is a gay boxer!
yo mamma so stupid she spent 20minutes looking at an orange juice carton because it said concentrate!
yo mamma so stupid, she took a spoon to the superbowl!
Yo mommaz so FAT, she went bungee jumpin and went striaght 2 HELL!!!!
1. Yo momma so stupid, she stole free bread
2. Yo momma so stupid when she heard the doorbell ring, she went to the microwave, popped it open and said, “Where my popcorn at?!”
3. Yo momma so stupid, she just stupid!
and 4. Yo momma so stupid she put paper on the TV and said, “Let’s watch Paper-View.”
YO MAMA IS SO FAT WHEN SHE WAS ON THE ELLAVATOR SHE PUSHED UP BUT IT WENT DOWN
yo mama so fat she fell over and broke her leg and gravy poured out
yo mama so fat when she bends over it says on her ass “wide ass load!!!!!!!!!”
yo mama so fat when she was born she didn’t get a birth certificate she got a license plate!
I got a good one. Yo mammas so fat that when god said let there be light he asked ur mom to move over.
1. yo momma so fat when she wears a white jacket everyone
hollars ‘AVALANCHE’
2. yo momma so fat when she wears a blue jacket everyone
hollars ‘TITLE WAVE’
Yo mama’s so stupid, when somebody told her to do the robot she gave R2-D2 AIDS!
fuck you bitch
MANNN THIS SITE FUCKIN SUCKS DESE JOKES ARE SOO PLAYED AND OLD.. OMG STOP GIVIN US LEFTOVERS WE WANT SOMETHING NEW
yo mama has no ass hole
since your mamma is so beatiful, smart,and spritual,
you all don’t deserve to be her sons and daughters.
funny stuff
yo mamma is so fat that when she lay on the beach, people try to throw her back
yo mamma is so fat that when she lays on the beach, people try to throw her back in the sea! xD
i got one your moma’s so fat that when she put on guess jeans the answer popped out
My favorite yo mama jokes:
yo mama so stupid she got locked in a motorcycle
yo mama so stupid she studied for a pregnancy test
yo mama so fat when she stood on the side of the road and i had to swerve, i ran out of gas
yo mama so black when she gets in the spa she makes coffee
yo mama so gay she married your dad!!
o wat now boy
YO MOMMA SO STINKY SHE MADE RIGHT-GUARD TURN LEFT AND SPEED-STICK SLOW DOWN!!!!!
YO MOMMA SO STUPID SCIENTISTS HAVE TO DIG FOR HER I.Q.!!!!!
Yo momma is so fat that I took a picture of her last christmas and its still printing!!
ur mammas so fat, she weighs approximately 14 stone 6 pounds
your mommas so fat i fucked her
ur mommas so fat,the doctor said she was overweight
your momms so fat she prefers unhealthy food e.g. chocolate
ur mammas so fat, someone once called her fat
your mommas so fat she could do with losing a few pounds
ur mammas so fat, she doesnt eat fruit and vegetables. instead, she prefers slightly fattier foods such as cakes , biscuits, and fruit and vegetables that are not fresh and of good quailty.
ur mommas so fat she does not get fucked by men as often as she wwould like
your mommas so hairy the only languaage she speaks is wookie
yo mama so fat she went on a scale and it said to be continued…………
bractor fan yo mamma so old i told her to act her age and she died
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LOL funny stuff
I got one ,
yo mama so stupid she tripped over a wireless Phone
i got one ur mamas so poor when i wlaked into the house and stepped in a cigarette bud she turned around and said “where’d the heat go” now wat sons i got yous
yo mamas so stupid she sold the car for gas money!! GOt yous
OK most o these joke are old Heres a new one:
yo mamas so stupid she yelled into a envelope and called it “voice mail”
heres another:
yo mamas so stupid she thought taco bell was a mexican phone company!!
yo mama so fat when she goes to the beach a wale comes out and says we are family
yo mama so old when she farts mumy dust comes out
yo mama so ugly when she got a bath the water jumped out
yo mama so fat she stepped on a talking scale and it told her to get the fuck of
yo mama is so old and fat when god said let there be light .he told her to move her fat ass out of the way
some of these jokes are years old get some new ones
yo mama so fat she uses a cement truck for a dildo
yo mama so fat they tied her on a chain and use her as a wrecking ball
yo mama so fat she steps on the scale and it showed the national debt
yo mama so fat she went to Japan and they shouted GODZILLA
yo mama so fat her neck looks like a pack of hot dogs
yo mama so fat she hula hoops and people think its Saturn
yo mama so fat satellites orbit her
yo mama so fat you could sneak her into the drivein theater for free disguised as a Chevy
yo mama so fat and hairy she’s the stunt double for King kong
yo mama so fat her butt has waves just like the ocean
yo mama so fat she has her own portable Mcdonalds
yo mama so fat she goes to Jiffy Lube to get an enema
yo mama so fat she uses Amtrak cars for roller skates
yo mama so fat her pro wrestling name is Hurricane Katrina
yo mama so fat she uses bridge cables for suspenders
yo mama so fat…..damn she’s fat
yo mama so fat she uses a bear trap for dentures
yo mama so fat she fell down and started an earthquake
yo mama so fat a jet hit her and she said ‘who threw that gumball at me?”
yo mama so fat she uses boat tarps for bras
yo momma is so fat when she lays in the beach people yell free willy
these jokes are great
f#$k what every body says about these jokes me and every body in my class think that they are hella funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That\’s such a great line!! It\’s about time someone stepped up to the plate like that. I am going to link to you in my blog roll, ok?
yo momma so black i shot her and the bullet came back for an flashlight
yo momma so ugly even the blind kids run away from her
yo momma so fat even god couldnt lift her spirit
yo momma so stupid she got stabbed in an shootout lol
yo momma so poor wen i walked in her house two rats tripped me and a roach stole my wallet hahaha.
yo momma so black she jumped off the grand canyon and they said darkness feel im done in done i riped it doe YAH DIGG
yo momma so black i shot her and the bullet came back for an flashlight
yo momma so ugly even the blind kids run away from her
yo momma so fat even god couldnt lift her spirit
yo momma so stupid she got stabbed in an shootout lol
yo momma so poor wen i walked in her house two rats tripped me and a roach stole my wallet hahaha.
yo momma so black she jumped off the grand canyon and they said darkness feel im done in done i riped it doe YAH DIGG
yo momma so black i shot her and the bullet came back for an flashlight
yo momma so ugly even the blind kids run away from her
yo momma so fat even god couldnt lift her spirit
yo momma so stupid she got stabbed in an shootout lol
yo momma so poor wen i walked in her house two rats tripped me and a roach stole my wallet hahaha.
yo momma so black she jumped off the grand canyon and they said darkness feel im done in done i riped it doe YAH DIGG
yo mama is so fat that you explod from a bomb
your mother iz so down rite poor she put a candy bar on lay away
yo mamma iz so fat the earth orbits arond her.
yo mama is so getto you squeez her tits and kool air comes out.
HA HA !
YO MOMMA SO POOR SOO DISGUSTING THAT WHEN I ASKED WATS FOR DINNER SHE OPENED HER LEGS AND SAID CORN…
YO MOMMA SO POOR I ASKED HER WATS ON TV SHE SAIDSHE RAN OUT OF CRAYOS
ur mamas so dumb she got locked in tesco and died of stavation
yo mamas so dumb she sat on the tv and watched the couch
YO MAMA IS SO FAT IS HAD HIGH HEELS ON AN CAME BACK WITH SANDLES
YO MAMA IS SO POOR WIN SHE WAS KICKING A CAN DOWN THE SREET SHE SAID I AM MOVEING
YO MAMA IS SO FAT PEOPLE JOG AROUND HER FOR EXERCISE
man your moma so fat i slaped her and a pork chop came out her mouth and now wht lame joke young stas
your moa so dum i droped a quater and she say thank you fo your donation now i can buy a twinkie
Very funny!
Yo momma so harry when she screamed chewbocka called back
yo momma is hot
yo dad is so hot but his dick is too small
your momma so hairy she makes shubaca say “damn!”
ur mamas so dumb she got locked in tesco and died of stavation
yo mamas so dumb she sat on the tv and watched the couch
man, you people can’t spell, which tells me ALL of your mommas are FAT
Had a big crowd when i was going through this list to people on MW2
To momma is so stupid she noticed a wet floor sign and she just didbut guys I think we should stop cause it is really bad some of the stuff can be true u never know u guys r really mean mean mean mean
yo momma is so fat when she walks across the window we lose 4 days of sunlight
yo momma is so fat nationwide cant get on her side