99 Classic “Yo Momma” Jokes

1 Dec 2007

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Yo momma so fat her bellybutton gets home 15 minutes before she does.

That’s a prime example of a ‘Yo Momma’ joke, a genre so popular it became the basis for a series of no-holds-barred competitions on MTV. Produced and hosted by actor Wilmer Valderrama, matches were held on successive seasons in Los Angeles, New York and Atlanta.

From Monday to Thursday, the show pitted the toughest trash talkers against one another. Each team of contestants battled it out in front of a rowdy live audience of their peers. The four winners then came back on Friday for a Best of the Week. Here are 98 more prime examples of Yo Momma humor:

Yo momma so fat,

1. she had to go to Sea World to get baptized.
2. when she tripped over on Fourth Avenue, she landed on Twelfth.
3. she’s got her own area code.
4. when she talks to herself, it’s a long distance call.
5. she’s got smaller fat women orbiting around her.
6. whenever she goes to the beach, the tide comes in.
7. she was born on the fourth, fifth, and sixth of March.
8. she was floating in the ocean, and Spain claimed her for the New World.
9. she wears aluminum siding.
10. she could fall down and wouldn’t even know it.

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11. she got hit by a VW and had to go to the hospital to have it removed.
12. the sign inside one restaurant says, “Maximum occupancy, 512, or Yo momma.”
13. she puts mayonnaise on aspirin.
14. the back of her neck looks like a pack of hot dogs.
15. her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard.
16. she has to iron her pants on the driveway.
17. when she goes to a restaurant, she doesn’t get a menu, she gets an estimate.
18. when she ran away, they had to use all four sides of the milk carton.
19. she was zoned for commercial development.
20. when she sings, it’s over for everybody.

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21. she looks like she’s smuggling a Volkswagen.
22. when she was walking down the street and I swerved to miss her, I ran out of gas.
23. when she dances, she makes the band skip.
24. when she got her shoes shined, she had to take the guy’s word for it.
25. she gets group insurance.
26. she’s on both sides of the family.
27. she can’t reach her back pocket.
28. she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth.
29. when she fell over, she rocked herself to sleep trying to get up again.
30. when she hauls ass, she has to make two trips.

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31. when she was diagnosed with a flesh-eating disease, the doctor gave her ten years to live.
32. we’re in her right now.
33. when she sits around the house, she really sits around the house.
34. her bellybutton’s got an echo.
35. when she turns around people throw her a welcome back party.
36. her belly button doesn’t have lint, it has sweaters.
37. the last time she saw 90210 was on a scale.
38. a picture of her would fall off the wall.
39. when she gets on the scale, it says “To be continued.”
40. she sat on a dollar, and when she got up there were four quarters.

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41. she fell in love and broke it.
42. when she takes a shower, her feet don’t get wet.
43. you have to grease the door frame and hold a Twinkie on the other side just to get her through.
44. when she goes to an all-you-can-eat buffet, they have to install speed bumps.
45. when she wears a yellow raincoat people holler, “Taxi.”
46. when she gets in an elevator, it has to go down.
47. she could sell shade.
48. people jog around her for exercise.
49. she gets runs in her jeans.
50. when she wears a Malcolm X T-shirt, helicopters try to land on her back.

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51. she eats Wheat Thicks.
52. light bends around her.
53. when she was born, she gave the hospital stretch marks.
54. her graduation picture was an aerial photograph.
55. her job title is spoon and fork operator.
56. she left the house in high heels, and when she came back she had on flip-flops.
57. you have to take a train and two buses just to get on her good side.
58. she has to wake up in sections.
59. she sat on a quarter and a booger popped out of George Washington’s nose.
60. she walked into the Gap and filled it.

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61. she has to put her belt on with a boomerang.
62. she comes at you from all directions.
63. when she was growing up she didn’t play with dolls, she played with midgets.
64. she uses two buses for roller-blades.
65. when she goes to a buffet, she gets the group rate.
66. she doesn’t eat with a fork, she eats with a forklift.
67. Weight Watchers won’t look at her.
68. the last time the landlord saw her, he doubled the rent.
69. she put on some BVDs and by the time she got them on, they spelled “boulevard.”
70. I ran around her twice and got lost.

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71. the shadow of her butt weighs 100 pounds.
72. the National Weather Service names each one of her farts.
73. when she’s standing on the corner police drive by and yell, “Hey, break it up.”
74. she’s been declared a natural habitat for condors.
75. she sets off car alarms when she runs.
76. when she goes to the zoo the elephants throw her peanuts.
77. her blood type is Ragu.
78. they had to let out the shower curtain.
79. when she runs the fifty-yard dash she needs an overnight bag.
80. she can’t even fit in the chat room.

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81. she gets her toenails painted at Lucky’s Auto Body.
82. she doesn’t have a tailor, she has a contractor.
83. she measures 36-24-36, and the other arm is just as big.
84. she was in the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade…wearing ropes.
85. she went on a light diet. As soon as it’s light she starts eating.
86. she’s half Italian, half Irish, and half American.
87. when her beeper goes off, people think she’s backing up.
88. when she goes to the movies, she sits next to everyone.
89. when she goes in a restaurant she looks at the menu and says, “Okay.”
90. she puts her lipstick on with a paint roller.

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91. she has to pull down her pants to get in her pocket.
92. her waist size is the Equator.
93. she’s got her own zip code.
94. she has to buy two plane tickets.
95. she stands in two time zones.
96. she fell and created the Grand Canyon.
97. she can’t even jump to a conclusion.
98. she fell out of both sides of her bed.

160 Responses to 99 Classic “Yo Momma” Jokes

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December 1st, 2007 at 12:53

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ninja.s

December 2nd, 2007 at 10:58

I can’t believe I actually took the time to read all 99… There are a few pretty good ones in there, though. I used to always use these zingers. It’s nice to see them back.

Murali

December 3rd, 2007 at 10:32

Very nice. I want to add atleast one more to the list but it seems whatever I think it is already there.

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December 5th, 2007 at 22:58

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Sum1

December 16th, 2007 at 14:18

Yo mama so fat when she wears her black & orange suit little kids say ” look its mitre ten mega”!!!!!!!!!

superfresh

December 27th, 2007 at 20:47

i got a joke yall listen listen

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yo mamas so fat she tripped and fell right
now i didnt want to laugh
but the ground was crackin up

now i didnt read all 98 so i dont know if it already said this

pablo garcia

January 9th, 2008 at 09:36

i like potatoes and your jokes give me gas

January 9th, 2008 at 09:37

potatoes and your jokes give me gas

carlos peyene'

January 19th, 2008 at 17:34

yo mama so stupid, she bought a glass door with a peep hole!!! yo mama so stupid, she bought a video tape on how to fix your VCR!!!

January 19th, 2008 at 17:35

yo mama so stupid. i like to fart

jasmin22

January 23rd, 2008 at 04:26

ha aha aha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha your mamas so stupid she went in da toilets turned off the light nd sed im lost

tanner

January 23rd, 2008 at 18:06

yo mama so ugly she made michael look good ooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh email me @ tannerbramlett@bellsouth.net yes its lowercase

January 23rd, 2008 at 18:09

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nicole

January 25th, 2008 at 05:20

yo mamma so hairy she has to use a loanmore 2 shave her legs!!!!

January 25th, 2008 at 05:21

yo mamma so hairy she has 2 use a loanmore 2 shave her legs!!

Hoshua Ginch

January 29th, 2008 at 15:26

Yo mama is so fat she had to go to sea world to get babtized

quin morgin

February 5th, 2008 at 15:29

your mama so fat she use the turnpike as a slide!!!!! beat that punks!

kenman

February 5th, 2008 at 15:35

your mama so fat when she steped outside god said move out the way cause you are blocking the view!!!!!! you got schooled fatties!!!!

Adrian OcasioOooOoooO

February 11th, 2008 at 14:21

I got one fresh for you tricks ~

Yo mama’s so fat God said let there be
light and told her to move her fat ass the way !!!

Chaos313

February 14th, 2008 at 07:10

yo mama so broke i went to her house and askd if i could use the bathroom,that bitch gave me a shotgun and a flashlight and said “Be Careful”

antfoeknee

February 14th, 2008 at 11:31

Your mamma is so fat that you need to go feed her.

Jeffry

February 22nd, 2008 at 15:57

yo mama is so hairy the only languge she speeks is hairy from star wars prrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr yo mama is so fat and stupid she thinks that a vocum can suck up her grease..big d@ddy in the zone

Eve

February 22nd, 2008 at 19:33

yo mama is so ugly that when she was little her mom put a steak around her neck so the dog could play with her

sgt .gaz

February 22nd, 2008 at 20:39

Yo mama so stupid she stop at a stop sign and waited it to say go.

sammy

February 23rd, 2008 at 14:21

yo mama is so ugly i took her to a huanted house and she came out with a job application ”now wat”

pimped out nerd

February 24th, 2008 at 09:02

yo momma so stupid she went to disney world and saw a sign that said”disney world – left”so she went home

February 24th, 2008 at 10:42

yo momma so fat she fell in love and broke it

shamrock

February 25th, 2008 at 15:44

yo mama is so fat when she sat on wall mart she lowred the prices

February 25th, 2008 at 15:47

yo mama is so fat she was born on the 14th, 15th, and the 16th of march

February 25th, 2008 at 15:49

your mama is so fat she is fater then u and you are really fat like a fat ass cow on crack

February 25th, 2008 at 15:50

yo mama is so fat shes like justus videki and hes a gay fagity queer so go rape him he goes to school at AMG in T.O

lil'trill

February 26th, 2008 at 12:17

yo mama so fat she fell out both sides of her bed

LIL'TRILL

February 26th, 2008 at 12:24

YO MAMA SO FAT SHE FELL AND CREATED THE GRANDCANYON PLUS THE BERMUDA TRIANGLE

wez

February 28th, 2008 at 05:01

YO MAMA IS SO STUPID SHE LOCKED HER SELF IN THE BATHROOM AND PISSED HER SELF BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPP

j@y(33 -Jaycee-

March 1st, 2008 at 18:21

your momma is so stupid she invened a solar flashlight.

Your momma is so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.

Your momma is so fat, she jumped off a sky scraper and got stuck in the air.

Oh and btw i read all 99 but it pisses me off that there are not 100.

March 1st, 2008 at 18:26

somebody email me all of the yo mamma jokes that i know. if i think they suck i will tell you. -J@y(33 l_oV3s Y0U! ( Jaycee loves you!)

alexa

March 4th, 2008 at 10:01

i think we should all just stop picking on peoples mommas

tracylacy

March 5th, 2008 at 08:06

YO MAMA SO FAT EVEN DORA CANT EXPLORE HER

Amanda

March 7th, 2008 at 22:35

tis is da best….

yo mama so stupid she got excited because she finished a jigsaw puzzle in 6 months and the box said ‘2 to 4 years’

deedeeboo

March 10th, 2008 at 10:45

yo mama so fat that when she were a red dress out side every onesaid hey cool-aid

March 10th, 2008 at 10:46

there was a whole bunch of white kidson a yellow schoolbusshe said stopthattwinkie

monkey butt!!! inside joke!

March 10th, 2008 at 19:32

yo mama’s so poor she was kicking a can and i asked her what she was doing and she said she was movimg her house! LOe-mail me at kutay101@yahoo.com

SOLDJA 2K8

March 11th, 2008 at 09:29

YO MAMA IS SO BLACK SHE LEFT FINGER PRINTS ON CHARCOAL
SO FAT GOD COULD’NT LIGHT THE EARTH UNTIL SHE MOVED!!!!!!!!

WOOOWWOWOWOWOOWOW

March 11th, 2008 at 22:26

& actually yo mamas so ugly she went into a haunted house & came out with a paycheck!!!!
yo mamas so poor she heard it was chilly out side & ran out with a bowl & spoon!
yo mamas so old she knew burger king when he was a prince!
yo mams so fat she sat on a quarter and gave george washington a nose bleed!
yo mamas so hairy she looks like she got buckwheat in a headlock!
yo mamas so ugly her birth certificate was an apology from the doctor!
yo mamas so old her socoal security # is 1!
yo mamas so fat her belt size is the equator!
yo mamas so fat she uses a mattress for a maxi pad!
yo mamas so fatto clean the holland tunnel they tie a rope around her leg & drag her through!
yo mamas so po i asked her what her sign was & she said will work 4 food!

Da cok

March 13th, 2008 at 00:00

Yo moms is so old she farts dust. Yo moms is so black she bleeds coffee. Yo moms is so fat, she put on a nike shirt. By the time she got them on, they spelled nickelodeon. Yo moms is so fuckin tall, when she did a back flip she kicked jesus on the face and knocked him out cold.

jasmine

March 14th, 2008 at 12:05

UR MOMMA IS SO STANK, EVEN DOGS WONT SNIFF HER CROTCH

daleb

March 18th, 2008 at 18:41

your momma so hairy she got afros on her nipples

blake

March 18th, 2008 at 20:49

yo mama so ugly she made a onion cry

March 19th, 2008 at 19:55

yo mama so fat when i drove by here i ran out of gas

maddie

March 23rd, 2008 at 02:05

i didnt get tym to read all of them but most were really funny
i lyk them i think i will show the kids at skool hehehehe

well a had a good tym fnx for the amusment

grace

March 23rd, 2008 at 02:08

far how much jokes man

beside mi momma’s thinner then a pencil
so i wouldnt b talkin and dont even think u’s can talk
so yea this website is just a watse of tym
donno y you fellas r teasing urself
its stupid sorri ur mums so fat damn

screw u guys i hate high school

zia

March 24th, 2008 at 09:11

Yo momma so fat her bellybutton gets home 15 minutes before she does lolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll

your mama iz so ugly she makes a gurrilla lookm sexy lollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll

dacham

March 26th, 2008 at 14:11

yo i went 2 this party..n i saw bruce lee,jetlee,brandonlee gee i even saw ashley.,n gues what, i saw ur mama n she waz the ugLee

JoLynn

March 28th, 2008 at 12:52

your mamma so ugly her birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory!!

jodach

March 29th, 2008 at 12:58

yo mamaz so fat that when she jumped in2 the ocean whales started singin ‘we are family’ but she aint nowhere near ur ugly granny whoz so fat that when the house burnt down they had 2 use her underwear 4 a tent nyway i gues it runz in the family coz ur faggotpapaz so fat he haz to wear hiz underwear in the driveway-jodach05@gmail.com

March 29th, 2008 at 13:16

yo mamaz so ugly they push her face in2 the dough mixer when makn monster cookies n sheZ so fat she stepd on a digital scale n it read ‘math error’,so she decided 2 uz an analogue scale n it read ‘infinite’ when she uzd another scale it read ‘2 b contioued’ so she took her ugly butt 2 ha dingy hous whch iz so dirty that guests wipe their feet while ‘leavn’ the hous!….show me wat u gat little mamaz!hehehehuhuhahaho

Keith

April 2nd, 2008 at 06:48

i got a fat joke for u.yomama is so fat when she jumped into the ocean all the whales started singing ”we are family even if your bigger than me”

D man

April 8th, 2008 at 15:38

listen bitches

Yo Momma so poor i stepped on her cigarrette dub and she said who turned out the light’s?

Yo momma so poor she found 2 quarters on the floor and shouted out ‘ finally i have my life savings’

Yo momma so poor i sat on a dust bin and she comes out and say’s ‘ get of my roof ! ‘

Yo momma so fat she can belly flop the world

Yo momma feet are so big they have there own license plate

what dont even get me started that is oooooolllllllllllllllllddddddddddd skl :)

D man rite here

annie

April 8th, 2008 at 17:09

yo mama so ugly she ate a nibble of candy and looked in the mirrior and the hous exploded!

travis

April 10th, 2008 at 11:54

your mama so fat when she steped on a dollor 4 querters pop out

April 10th, 2008 at 11:55

your mama so fat when she steped on a rainbow skittles pop out

April 10th, 2008 at 12:08

your mother is so stupid she thought a quarter back was a refund

fatemah

April 13th, 2008 at 16:18

hahah me and my friend chyenne were on the phone sayin yo mamajokes:] these are so HILARIOS

April 13th, 2008 at 20:45

yo mama so fat she feel inlove and broke it.

John Bosworth

April 14th, 2008 at 08:36

yo mom is so fat she is Mr. Estes

April 14th, 2008 at 08:37

yo mom is so fat she looks like troy

katakama

April 16th, 2008 at 22:12

yo moma so ugly even your dad said DANG!!!! yo moma so fat she had a cornfeild on her toes!!!!yo moma is so ugly the mirror says OW my GOD!!!! yo moma is so fat when you bougth a chocolate lab. she said FOOD!!!!!!

dameeka cepeda

April 17th, 2008 at 08:04

yo moma so fat she had a cornfeild on her toes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

jonathan

April 22nd, 2008 at 17:13

your momma is so gay she makes a gay gie look strieght lolzzzzzzzzzzzz

anibal

April 22nd, 2008 at 17:15

your momma is so fat that when she sits on the toilet the toilet sais a,b,c, get your fattazz off of me…

jonathand

April 22nd, 2008 at 18:41

yo mama is so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out do u taste the rainbow NO youre mom ate it your mom is so fat she has more chins than a chinese phone book your mom is so fat she is on both sides of the family

nana

April 23rd, 2008 at 08:08

everyone on this site is gay lol

sudchasuf ghaouefh

Mig Z

April 24th, 2008 at 14:48

yo mama is so fat when she jumped in the air she got stuck

kaila

April 29th, 2008 at 10:40

yo moma so ugly she make blinds ppl cry

amanda

April 29th, 2008 at 10:41

yo moma so nasty in stead of crabs she got lobsters

taylor

April 29th, 2008 at 10:43

i like cheese!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

adam

May 1st, 2008 at 00:20

1.Your mama so fat, when she walkes out of a store wearing yellow, everyone yells, “Hey taxi.”
2.Yo mama teeth are so yellow traffic slows down when she smiles!
3.Yo mama teeth are so yellow she spits butter!
4.Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes

da man

May 2nd, 2008 at 08:37

yo mama so fat i rolled over 8 times and she was still on top

Rene'

May 2nd, 2008 at 10:53

yo mama so fat and stupid, that when she hurd of tha Super Bowl, she brout a box of cereal!!!!!

tayla marissa and audrianna

May 2nd, 2008 at 12:18

yo momma so black i shot a bullit at her and it came back sayn it couldnt find her

david

May 2nd, 2008 at 20:25

yo momma so stupid she got locked in a motorcycle

yo momma so old i slapped her on the back and her tits fell off

yo momma so poor i went to her house and asked her if i could use her bathroom she said “pick a corner”

yo momma so fat she farted and launched herself into orbit

take that! SOKKERZ 4 EVA

Bob

May 5th, 2008 at 13:34

Yo momma so stupid she aimed at the floor and mised
Yo momma so ugly she makes an onion cry
Yo momma so poor she found a penny and said “My lifes saving!!!”

My jokes =)

May 5th, 2008 at 13:36

Yo momma so stupid she triped over a cordless phione

May 5th, 2008 at 13:38

Yo momma so stupid she brought a spoon to the super bowl

dude

lol

christain florus

May 5th, 2008 at 13:39

yo momma so ugaly she makes barny look good!
yo momma so fat that when people woke up they thought it was a lunar eclipess

marissa and lauren

May 6th, 2008 at 12:20

1. yo mama is so black she has to wear white gloves when she eats a tootsie roll so she dont bite her fingers off.

2. yo mama is so stupid she makes a blonde person look smart.

3. yo mama is so poor her picture is on the front of food stamps.

4. yo mama’s so short she does backflips under her bed.

5. yo mama is so smelly when she opened her legs i got seasick.

6. yo mamas teeth are so yellow when it was midnight she walked outside and smiled and everyone thought it was the sun.

7. yo mama is so fat she makes a sumo wrestler look anerexic.

8. yo mama’s so fat she stepped on a scale and it said “one at a time please”

9. yo mama is so ugly they pay her to put on clothes in strip joints.

10. yo mama’s so ugly when she looked in the mirror she thought it was the abominal snowman.

May 6th, 2008 at 12:21

vinny

May 7th, 2008 at 04:45

yo mama so poor i went to her house to use the bathroom i saw roach with a coke bottle he said wait ur turn

May 7th, 2008 at 04:48

yo mama so ugly she looked in the closet the boogie man quit

brenn

May 9th, 2008 at 09:40

your momma so fat when liitle kids see her kids like{ earthquck}

Phoebz

May 11th, 2008 at 10:14

yo mamma so fat she fell and created the grand canyon!
yo mamma so stupid,she studied for a drug test!
yo mamma so stupid, she gave birth to you
yo mamma so stupid, she tried to drown a fish!
yo mamma so stupid she locked herself in a grocery shop and starved
yo mamma so stupid she thinks fruit punch is a gay boxer!
yo mamma so stupid she spent 20minutes looking at an orange juice carton because it said concentrate!
yo mamma so stupid, she took a spoon to the superbowl!

May 14th, 2008 at 09:34

Yo mommaz so FAT, she went bungee jumpin and went striaght 2 HELL!!!!

YoStupidMomadid:

May 14th, 2008 at 16:42

1. Yo momma so stupid, she stole free bread

2. Yo momma so stupid when she heard the doorbell ring, she went to the microwave, popped it open and said, “Where my popcorn at?!”
3. Yo momma so stupid, she just stupid!

and 4. Yo momma so stupid she put paper on the TV and said, “Let’s watch Paper-View.”

Rani

May 15th, 2008 at 00:42

YO MAMA IS SO FAT WHEN SHE WAS ON THE ELLAVATOR SHE PUSHED UP BUT IT WENT DOWN

grant

May 15th, 2008 at 12:51

yo mama so fat she fell over and broke her leg and gravy poured out

May 15th, 2008 at 12:53

yo mama so fat when she bends over it says on her ass “wide ass load!!!!!!!!!”

May 15th, 2008 at 12:55

yo mama so fat when she was born she didn’t get a birth certificate she got a license plate!

Gamage3210

May 18th, 2008 at 17:56

I got a good one. Yo mammas so fat that when god said let there be light he asked ur mom to move over.

Ellz

May 20th, 2008 at 13:12

1. yo momma so fat when she wears a white jacket everyone
hollars ‘AVALANCHE’
2. yo momma so fat when she wears a blue jacket everyone
hollars ‘TITLE WAVE’

Ben

May 20th, 2008 at 21:02

Yo mama’s so stupid, when somebody told her to do the robot she gave R2-D2 AIDS!

makenzie

May 22nd, 2008 at 20:28

fuck you bitch

GH3tto baby 101

June 30th, 2008 at 16:48

MANNN THIS SITE FUCKIN SUCKS DESE JOKES ARE SOO PLAYED AND OLD.. OMG STOP GIVIN US LEFTOVERS WE WANT SOMETHING NEW

yo_naz1

July 25th, 2008 at 01:19

yo mama has no ass hole

tebedu

August 8th, 2008 at 00:43

since your mamma is so beatiful, smart,and spritual,
you all don’t deserve to be her sons and daughters.

jason

August 9th, 2008 at 17:56

funny stuff

Arnout

August 18th, 2008 at 02:57

yo mamma is so fat that when she lay on the beach, people try to throw her back

denarre

August 18th, 2008 at 03:10

yo mamma is so fat that when she lays on the beach, people try to throw her back in the sea! xD

fmc

August 27th, 2008 at 13:07

i got one your moma’s so fat that when she put on guess jeans the answer popped out

Baller123

September 10th, 2008 at 15:23

My favorite yo mama jokes:

yo mama so stupid she got locked in a motorcycle
yo mama so stupid she studied for a pregnancy test
yo mama so fat when she stood on the side of the road and i had to swerve, i ran out of gas
yo mama so black when she gets in the spa she makes coffee
yo mama so gay she married your dad!!

o wat now boy

W.A.R.

September 19th, 2008 at 21:22

YO MOMMA SO STINKY SHE MADE RIGHT-GUARD TURN LEFT AND SPEED-STICK SLOW DOWN!!!!!

September 19th, 2008 at 21:25

YO MOMMA SO STUPID SCIENTISTS HAVE TO DIG FOR HER I.Q.!!!!!

Teeth

September 23rd, 2008 at 17:52

Yo momma is so fat that I took a picture of her last christmas and its still printing!!

carrot lover

October 3rd, 2008 at 06:23

ur mammas so fat, she weighs approximately 14 stone 6 pounds

applefucker

October 3rd, 2008 at 06:24

your mommas so fat i fucked her

October 3rd, 2008 at 06:25

ur mommas so fat,the doctor said she was overweight

tractor fan

October 3rd, 2008 at 06:26

your momms so fat she prefers unhealthy food e.g. chocolate

October 3rd, 2008 at 06:27

ur mammas so fat, someone once called her fat

October 3rd, 2008 at 06:28

your mommas so fat she could do with losing a few pounds

October 3rd, 2008 at 06:30

ur mammas so fat, she doesnt eat fruit and vegetables. instead, she prefers slightly fattier foods such as cakes , biscuits, and fruit and vegetables that are not fresh and of good quailty.

porkfuck

ur mommas so fat she does not get fucked by men as often as she wwould like

ross

October 7th, 2008 at 12:52

your mommas so hairy the only languaage she speaks is wookie

October 17th, 2008 at 12:46

yo mama so fat she went on a scale and it said to be continued…………

October 17th, 2008 at 12:49

bractor fan yo mamma so old i told her to act her age and she died

fadikjan

October 17th, 2008 at 14:42

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October 18th, 2008 at 11:21

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FireKing214

October 28th, 2008 at 19:47

LOL funny stuff

I got one ,
yo mama so stupid she tripped over a wireless Phone

Lilly

October 29th, 2008 at 16:19

i got one ur mamas so poor when i wlaked into the house and stepped in a cigarette bud she turned around and said “where’d the heat go” now wat sons i got yous

October 29th, 2008 at 16:20

yo mamas so stupid she sold the car for gas money!! GOt yous

October 29th, 2008 at 16:23

OK most o these joke are old Heres a new one:
yo mamas so stupid she yelled into a envelope and called it “voice mail”
heres another:
yo mamas so stupid she thought taco bell was a mexican phone company!!

November 10th, 2008 at 11:59

yo mama so fat when she goes to the beach a wale comes out and says we are family

yo mama so old when she farts mumy dust comes out

yo mama so ugly when she got a bath the water jumped out

yo mama so fat she stepped on a talking scale and it told her to get the fuck of

yo mama is so old and fat when god said let there be light .he told her to move her fat ass out of the way

November 10th, 2008 at 12:07

some of these jokes are years old get some new ones

ATL

November 10th, 2008 at 19:52

yo mama so fat she uses a cement truck for a dildo

yo mama so fat they tied her on a chain and use her as a wrecking ball

yo mama so fat she steps on the scale and it showed the national debt

yo mama so fat she went to Japan and they shouted GODZILLA

yo mama so fat her neck looks like a pack of hot dogs

yo mama so fat she hula hoops and people think its Saturn

yo mama so fat satellites orbit her

yo mama so fat you could sneak her into the drivein theater for free disguised as a Chevy

yo mama so fat and hairy she’s the stunt double for King kong

yo mama so fat her butt has waves just like the ocean

yo mama so fat she has her own portable Mcdonalds

yo mama so fat she goes to Jiffy Lube to get an enema

yo mama so fat she uses Amtrak cars for roller skates

yo mama so fat her pro wrestling name is Hurricane Katrina

yo mama so fat she uses bridge cables for suspenders

yo mama so fat…..damn she’s fat

yo mama so fat she uses a bear trap for dentures

yo mama so fat she fell down and started an earthquake

yo mama so fat a jet hit her and she said ‘who threw that gumball at me?”

yo mama so fat she uses boat tarps for bras

Ohhh

November 11th, 2008 at 07:15

yo momma is so fat when she lays in the beach people yell free willy

nick bowles

November 12th, 2008 at 11:39

these jokes are great

November 12th, 2008 at 11:41

f#$k what every body says about these jokes me and every body in my class think that they are hella funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Online Joke of the Day

November 25th, 2008 at 21:00

That\’s such a great line!! It\’s about time someone stepped up to the plate like that. I am going to link to you in my blog roll, ok?

spongebob3321@hotmail.com hit me up on myspace yah digg

December 12th, 2008 at 10:24

yo momma so black i shot her and the bullet came back for an flashlight
yo momma so ugly even the blind kids run away from her
yo momma so fat even god couldnt lift her spirit
yo momma so stupid she got stabbed in an shootout lol
yo momma so poor wen i walked in her house two rats tripped me and a roach stole my wallet hahaha.
yo momma so black she jumped off the grand canyon and they said darkness feel im done in done i riped it doe YAH DIGG

shashikant

December 17th, 2008 at 00:02

yo mama is so fat that you explod from a bomb

eddie melero

December 24th, 2008 at 02:21

your mother iz so down rite poor she put a candy bar on lay away

December 24th, 2008 at 02:22

yo mamma iz so fat the earth orbits arond her.

Guybee

January 5th, 2009 at 06:59

yo mama is so getto you squeez her tits and kool air comes out.
HA HA !

ANTHONY

February 2nd, 2009 at 21:04

YO MOMMA SO POOR SOO DISGUSTING THAT WHEN I ASKED WATS FOR DINNER SHE OPENED HER LEGS AND SAID CORN…
YO MOMMA SO POOR I ASKED HER WATS ON TV SHE SAIDSHE RAN OUT OF CRAYOS